VU News

VU News

16:51:50 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

Your favorite show is scheduled to come on at eight, you turn on your TV happily when suddenly...

VU NEWS

...appears on your screen...

VU News is made so that certain people in one world can know what the hell is going on in other worlds, some people are too lazy to read the politics forum...anyways! So we have some positions!

Anchor - The anchor's job is to read what the informer sends you and make a summary. You then put it here when you are done like:

*VU News flashes on the screen and <Insert name here> appears on the screen.

*The credits roll by....

Informer - Your job is to find out what is happening and you then need to send it to the Anchor, he then summarizes it. Try not to make it too long for the Anchor...

Manager - If the anchor or Informer isn't doing their job....send them an angry PM or something, get them to do their duties!

Please try to complete your duties...

17:45:21 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus:

Can I be in the audiance?

17:48:34 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Sure..."

19:25:15 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

I wanna be the credits!

19:27:18 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim slaps Seloc

"You're the anchor!"

[[OOC: I really don't expect this to go far...]]

20:11:19 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

[OOC: very opturmisic]

"OK, ok anchor it is, say have any of you ever seen the film anchorman?"

20:12:43 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

"werd you get your cloths the toilet store?"

20:13:16 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Verll:

nope haven't seen it

20:14:16 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party

20:31:10 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Verll:

To me?

20:37:29 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

[[I was quoting a line off of anchorman...]]

18:29:38 Oct 12th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

I love lamp...

22:07:19 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

I'll be the Informer.

22:08:41 Oct 13th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Alright! Msg Seloc with your news when you're ready!"

22:25:42 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Yes msg seloc!"

*improvements name.*

23:00:23 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"OMG what do you mean improvements I said improvements!"

*The room instantly goes dark, And Septim is hear.*

Septim: "On air in 5...4...3...2..."

Seloc: "Thank and today's headlines on Visual Utopian news:
In Mantrax Predator completely slaughtered the opponets.
A new Firendash has appeared in the form of Absolut of Armegeddon World who seems to think Armegeddon is harder then Fantasia and can prove it by flaming.
While in Starta Eternity after being the only tough opponet for Predator and then losing won Starta.
In Fantasia the triple alliance of BoW, Zeon, and Music were completely destroyed by Carnage, PKS and FF because they mangaed to break through the main blockers of BOW and Music.
And a congradulations are in order for Arystole who was number one this era in Fantasia, also Mr Lassie, Sir Dionysus, Mr Xiax, Mr Loke, Mr Sun, Mr Crissxcross, Mr Blue Ice, Mr Brashen, Overlord Dvsmasta, for leading in there respective kingdoms, and Mr Zackira of Strike aswell, for being the most powerful indepent person.
While in Mantrax a congradulations to Mr Darkmarauder, for being number one, and Mr Tooty for being the most powerful independant person. Also a pat on the back for those that thought with Predators it was a valiant effort.
In Zetamania we congradualte Mr Jonathan who was number one, and Mr Wywernus, Mr Cobb, Mr Ghostaker, Mr Dar Graum, Mr Bomfnk, Mr Necroz, and Mr Frostmourne for leading there respective kingdoms and Mr Barack Obama for being the most powerful independant person.
Those on other worlds did well too, and deserve a pat on the back.
Zeta also deserves a mention as he's been on fire this era, either getting flamed or adding on the latest update!
And thats all for now on VU news."

00:01:19 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

What about The Spammers Elections?

00:30:24 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

nothing been decided so there's no point in saying anything, anyway most people don't care.

00:42:11 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*feels shocked*

says "Don't care...." in a shocked voice

15:24:45 Oct 14th 07 - Pirate Lewatha:

awww, I wanted to apply as an anchor!

3 reasons to take me over seloc :

1.I'm cute

2.I'm female

3.You don't have to pay me, I'll do it for free!

4.My name is PIRATE lewatha. What do pirates do? They sail around on ships! what do ships have?! They have anchors! So I'd be the perfect anchor!

15:49:59 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"You can be co-anchor.....and I'm getting paided!"

15:54:13 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Frostmourne:

*Hands Seloc a spud*

16:01:37 Oct 14th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Well...seeing as news programs usually do have a female and a male anchor...alright Lewatha! Welcome to VU News!"

16:05:31 Oct 14th 07 - Pirate Lewatha:

yay! as a start, I want to be paid the triple as I currently am!

16:06:08 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

0*3 = 0.....: (

"Welcome aboard Lew!"

16:08:38 Oct 14th 07 - Pirate Lewatha:

well than, I want to be paid five times as much than!

16:10:48 Oct 14th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Well...I pay Seloc in drink tokens for Ye Olde Taverne...if you want five times the drink tokens then that's fine..."

16:11:08 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

So what do I message you both?

16:35:42 Oct 14th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

Message them both the same thing, whoever posts here first gets to do the news. (So don't throw a burrito out a window)

19:03:39 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"That sounds a bit sad, first come first serve, Lew doesn't stand a chance."

19:09:43 Oct 14th 07 - Pirate Lewatha:

you're gunna get owned !arr!

17:40:18 Oct 15th 07 - Pirate Lewatha:

/me waits untill the first news comes in...

17:53:06 Oct 15th 07 - Lord Seloc:

/me also waits but know better as it's the start of era and nothing ever happens at the start.

19:51:37 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Acelnorst:

/me expects to see the improvedly good-looking new anchor in scene with few clothes on

19:53:39 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Spud:

Lets see....people were handing me out in this thread without telling me? Wow, you guys are good.

20:01:12 Oct 15th 07 - Lord Seloc:

Mr. Acelnorst

Report

10/15/2007 6:51:37 PM

/me expects to see the improvedly good-looking new anchor in scene with few clothes on

*Seloc starts to strip.*

20:08:18 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll:

"NO!!!!!, don't let him!!! They will lose every reader!!, but Lewatha.....She could....."

20:13:44 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

NO SELOC! DON'T DO IT! Do you really want to be responsible for the deaths of everyone who reads this thread, not including the death of this thread itself, and possibly the whole of VU?

20:21:08 Oct 15th 07 - Lord Seloc:

*Seloc become depressed and puts his cloths back on.....*

20:21:53 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Erunion, along with the rest of the world, heaves a huge sigh of relief.*

20:25:58 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll:

*sighs of relief*

20:27:30 Oct 15th 07 - Lord Seloc:

*An angry woman jumps throught the window:

She grabs Verll and runs for it.*

20:30:20 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll:

"SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

20:31:22 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Acelnorst:

OMG Verll's been kidnaped by FatWoman! YAY! now he cannot be Lord of Spam and hat nmeans I get the job!

20:31:34 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

No Verll! Ah well. He was a good spammer. We'll miss you! Kinda...

20:34:41 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll:

The Fat Woman returns and throws Verll away "TO SKINNY!!!" She roars, she then grab Acelnorst and runs for it

20:36:35 Oct 15th 07 - Lord Seloc:

*As Verll is thrown in he land one her:

Verll sinks into her and gets stuck for all time!*

20:39:51 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll:

*Verll activates his BEEROFLYER-2007 and flyes up from her and push Seloc on her

20:43:35 Oct 15th 07 - Lord Seloc:

*Verll knocks his head as he starts to sink and start dreaming weird stuff.*

20:45:08 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll:

*Seloc knocks his head and starts to think he is Verll

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