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In the hills near *beep*alot rests a museum, a museum dedicated to the history of Visual Utopia. Septim, the curator, walks outside where a crowd awaits. | ||||
*Arvious makes a donation to Septim: his time staff.* "It's broken anyway, buying a new one at the Renaissance Best Buy." | ||||
Oh great now the necromancer has a thread dedicated to necromancy XD | ||||
"Why not go to VU-Mart? Hmph, thank you," says Septim. *Septim places the broken time staff on a pedistal and walks back outside. "Any more donations?" | ||||
*Arvious notices that the time staff suddenly sparks, and takes the pedistal back in time.* "Err..." *Arvious whistles.* | ||||
*Septim hears the time staff and turns around. "Oh...dammit..." *Septim gets into the time machine from The Time Machine and returns seconds later with a time staff in several cuts. "I hate dinosaurs..." *Septim decomissions the staff and puts it on a new pedistal. | ||||
*hands over his sword collection. it includes; | ||||
"Thank you Mr. Demonsul," said Septim. *Septim puts the sword collection on an antique sword stand used by Calus Septim on one occasion. | ||||
*Delran enters the museum.* | ||||
*Septim looks at Delran. "I am, and I would prefer some artifact from your history. Prominence items are interesting, but they aren't amazing..." | ||||
"Well I will give you everything I had in the place! Is that good? And also a replica of Silverblade! My sword!" | ||||
*Septim takes the Silverblade and the Prominence items and puts them on a sword stand next to Demonsul's. He then notices that one of Demonsul's swords is called Silver Blade. "Oh...this is going to start a ruckus..." | ||||
*starts a 'ruckus' with Delran over their swords ruckusDefinition from Wiktionary, a free dictionary
[edit] English[edit] EtymologyProbably a blend (1890) of ruction 'disturbance' and rumpus 'disturbance, fracas' (itself of unknown origin) [edit] Pronunciation
[edit] Noun
ruckus (plural ruckuses)
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Commence Ruckus! | ||||
"I am too tired to read all that so please tell me what the hell ruckus means." | ||||
LOL | ||||
ruckus (plural ruckuses)
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*Arviosu walks in with two bows, one he has armed, one in a display case.* "Here, have a replica of my famous bow as well." | ||||
*Death Proof enters the museum takes a quick look around "I haven't much, but I got this from my human family...." Hands Septim a handcarved wooden pipe "...I don't smoke, so i really don't need it. I was told it was carved by a famous human magician, and it is said that the ones who smoke from this pipe will be rewarded with good fortune." | ||||
*Samulis walks in* "I know how much you all probabily want to kill me, but I have atleast one donation. Here is the desgin for the rocket I used to first arrive on Vallhala, and here is the blade Imperios used to slay Samulis II," said Samulis, handing over a bundle of cloth with some holes revealing sharp steel below. After that, he hands over a large piece of parchment with some strange annotations and mathimatical figures on it and an easily recognizible shape of a metal boat without sails on it. | ||||
"What is a rocket? It sounds like blasphemy!" *Puts it into the Blasphemy section* | ||||
*Haribs a little halfer runs in*
mix these all together and pray to the God of War CHUCK NORRIS. Your Norris Ale is ready! | ||||
"Crap Chuck Norris. Go Sean Connery!" [[Septim ain't here, and someone had to say it...]] | ||||
"oooo there's a blasphemy section?" *heads to the blasphemy section and starts polishing Samulis' rocket | ||||
`put that sean connery stuff next to the bob sagget stuf.`at the section for funny puuny nature Gods` The little fat halfer said riding on his pony in a museum | ||||
Samulis then turns to Banroth and says 'you know, those are plans for the rocket, not the rocket itself.' hoping that he will realize that the parchment will fall apart if he keeps on trying to poli*beep*. "I don't think you can get the paper very shiny..." | ||||
*enters and sticks a giant copy of the shiny new world map in the entrance hall. | ||||
* This fat halfer and his pony comes to the entrance hall and see the giant copy of the shiny new world map | ||||
*points at the real map, not the one written on Haribs' shiny thumb | ||||
* smacks himself in the face. (while his pony is taking a crap on the floor) | ||||
*throws the pony out of the museum | ||||
Demonsul slips away when standing on the crap the pony did | ||||
"I can't believe I'm the only person maintaining this place..." | ||||
*yells "HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" | ||||
Suddenly, a strange explosion goes off. "I remember that, I got to use that cannon eras back when the enemy were attacking the merchants. I remember the inventor Vaediur, an elf, found this strage substance that explodes when loud noises go off. We covered the field with it and when their war-cries went off, they all exploded. It was funny." Samulis Chuckles. | ||||
*Michael throws away all of Samulis' evil contraptions* | ||||
*Builds a to scale replica of the slasher shrine* "Here ya go septim" | ||||
the pony of Haribs eats the scale | ||||
Samulis wonders if the duke has ever been in a battle before... | ||||
*Septim grabs Sam's trifocal goggles and puts them on display... | ||||
*Sam shruggs and jumps into an airvent and crawls away.* | ||||
Samulis stands up, and sees everyone comming back from the dead... they all had protection because of the sp@m protection that surrounded the museum. He wonders when the guys will come to put Sam Fisher in the insane insylum. | ||||
"I have indeed been in battle Samulis, but I usually try to stick to MY timezone instead of ruining things with inventions from time periods way beyond our own." | ||||
What do you mean? Of corse this is from our time period. What is wrong with stuff that explodes with loud noises? [[have you ever seen that scene in lord of the rings where saruman uses gunpowder to blow up the wall of helm's deep?]] | ||||
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