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This is a war of those who wish to fight the spam or join it

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I need a commander of spam
I will command corned beef
Then there need to be a Left & Right tenent of each commander
And a few people to help out the war
The other soldiers will be soldiers of your tinned meat
All welcome to join
Im hoping for Septim to lead spam, and of course all the others to come as well

Lets make this fair  ^^

C.B = Corned beef
S.M = Spam

" C.B is soooo much better " taunted Revenge

I am the commander of C.B

You can be my left or right tennent

Revenge throws a stick, and Vengence being dog like runs and collects it just dodging the bullet of packed un-superirior meat"

" Hes with me ! "

*vengence miraculously is unharmed, having hidden some corned beef down the leg of his trouser for later.*

'haha! I am your second in command, let us rid the land of this puny meat!'

*crows in triumph seeing revenges shots strike homes, but immeafiatly falls silent seeing that septim was getting up again. grimly vengence rolled out a C.B cannon, and shot spetim with that. there wasnt much left of septim to be seen*

'no, he just lost the rest of his body......

*smiles evilly, and goes up to septims remains, chopping what was left of septim's head off*

oh.......

*goes off in search of the real septim, with an army of vengence clones behind him*

*kills might before a deal can be made*

" yer, Im not urprised you did that..."

[ Join septim to make it more interreting ]

" mmmmm..... yogught "

Sir Revenge

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1/7/2008 4:23:22 PM

I am the commander of C.B

You can be my left or right tennent

*Might assembles his army of cows and attacks right after the missiles blow up.*

Revenge dodges the futile attack from septim and destorys them

He takes his rifle and walks into a bush and crouches, " hmmmm" " ill get the bas*tard"

Revenge takes a few tamazapan to steady himself before shooting a few rounds, it catches septim's arm, a light graze " Nearly god dam it"

As he looks down the scoop, seotim is gone and black smoke has replaced him

" Join corned beef !" cried Revenge as he slashed through the meatly { Get it ^^}  abdomen of the Spam warrior

*300 Septim clones dressed in nothing except leather and red capes and wielding spears and swords appear.

FOR...SP@MALOT!!!

*The Septims totally whoop...a ton of soldiers.

Revenge slashed hard into the spam troopers, making sure it dug deep to finish them In one stroke

He was soon overwealmed with masses of Spammers, it was then that his clones charged and helped out there main

Revenge looke up to Septim who stood at the top of castle commanding his troops

" YOU WILL FAIL"
" BECAUSE CORNBEEF ROCKS!"

*Septim then raised his arms in the air and an enormous SP@M giant appears on the field, the giants smashes a score of troops with one stomp and sends scores more flying. The giant then kicks Vengence and he fllies hard into a mountain.

Giant: "FOOOOR SP@@@@@MALOT!!!"

*The giant destroys many in the ranks of the C.B. soldiers before backup arrives in the form of a SP@M dragon lord, the SP@M dragon flies down and breaths molten SP@M onto the enemy soldiers, until more help arrives...a SP@M wolf. The wolf, dragon, and giant destroy most of the enemies.

" POWER RANGERS ARE GO!"

The power rangers come in their OLD machines { Dinosaurs}

And reek havoc apon all spam infested beings...

They use the saber sword and kill the giant who falls on top of most of the spam soldiers, killing most the enemies...

[ Nor does a wolf and a dragon! besides these are made of C.B ]

*Gaius tastes the fried corned beef Power Rangers*

"This taste like *beep*! Damn you, corned beef! Death to all corned beef eaters!"

*Attacks Revenge and cuts his other arm off*

*Septim lays upon a rooftop with a Sniper rifle in his hands. He fires once and Revenge falls on the ground moaning, he aims at Revenge's head, and doesn't fire.

"This war would be over too quickly if I fire..."

"Wait a minute...you aren't my conscience!"

*Septim's conscience is stuck in traffic.

"Oh oh, this is just beautiful!"

*Septim's consciense spills coffee on himself.

[[OOC: I love family guy...]]

[[OOC: Lol.]]

*Gaius sees Revenge try to something with his hand*

"Haha... I cut them both, you canīt do anything with them!"

*Starts smashing clones*