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what? you know we want it. | ||||
mmmmmm, hooters | ||||
yay Hooters for the win. Want a Drink? ask for it! | ||||
*Nazir pures out two drinks *Nazir drinks one who wants the other one? | ||||
hand me the drink Nazir, now, where the white women at? | ||||
*Gives the drink to Woody The white women are on the right door teh black women on the center door food and slaves at left door. Enjoy! *Nazir leaves the Hooters | ||||
*Septim walks in and rips off the heads of anybody in the building. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!" | ||||
*Nazir quickly grabs a mini usi and shoots at Septim.
Hey Septim you got Emperor Tittle? *Nazir slaps Septim in the head why you had to kill my people? | ||||
*Septim rips off the Ice Prince's face and slaps it on a cut off head. He then rips out Shazsaro's skull with the spine still attached and watches as he falls to the floor. "...because YE OLDE is sacred!!!" | ||||
*Shaz quickly slaps again Septim YES the YE OLDE HOOTERS is a sacred place! *Shaz slaps again Septim | ||||
*Walks in and kicks Shaz into a hole* | ||||
*Shaz climbs up the hole it took me 3 days climbing that hole! *Shaz notices Charley and Septim are drinking No one drinks without my permission! *Shaz quickly grabs a bayonete and shoots at Septim feets *Shaz slaps Charley dont throw me to that hole it was cold! *Shaz kiks Septim and Charley out of the Hooters You dont buy you dont enter! | ||||
"Goodness...my ears are bleeding after hearing such peasant talk..." *Breaks Shaz's wrist as he tries slapping him* | ||||
*Shaz slaps Charley if you dont wana drink here then get the hell out *Shaz gets a shair and brakes it at Charleys head Oh! crap! noo! my shair! it was new... | ||||
*Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus arrives with his legions and begins a siege of the Hooters* | ||||
*Shaz grabs a cellphone Now you will see my minions! *Shaz calls McDonalds and Pizza Da Hutt wait 1 minute and my minions will be here. .... 1 day later Pizza and Mc arrived! *Shaz Defend the entrance Pizza Da Hutt! | ||||
*The Cidellian Legions begin their bombardment of Ye Olde Hooters with Onagers* | ||||
*The Pizza Da Hutt alongside McDonalds start throwing knives and hot chilly pizza at Septim legions. | ||||
*The Septim legions are actually distraction legionnaires made of cardboard* "Fool..." *The Cidellian legionnaires break through the building's front door with a battering ram and begin slaughtering those within.* | ||||
*Wakes up after being hit by a 'shair' and watches the slaughter while drinking a Septim Shot he brought from Ye Olde Taverne* | ||||
*Shaz quickly calls the Department of Pizza and request a backup suddenly Bob and Barney appear *Barney had a peanut sword and slashed de ram and killed everything near it. *Shaz come trought all the Septim legions and offers a peace truce. | ||||
*The Septim legions, which are cardboard, proved to be a good distraction for Shaz as the Cidellian Legions, commanded by Emperor Gaius, slaughter and pillage the Hooters* | ||||
*Shaz quickly calls a truck and moves the Ye Olde Hooters to Bisual Wutopia lands. | ||||
*Gaius decides that Bisual Wutopia is worthy of conquest and gives the task of conquering it to Crown Prince Aulus, his eldest son, and several trusted and skilled Cidellian Generals.* *Aulus invades Bisual Wutopia with thirty legions* | ||||
mmm? grow up Septim -.- | ||||
*Aulus completes the conquest of Bisual Wutopia and renames it New Cidel!* | ||||
*Is still sitting in the empty remains that once were Ye Olde Hooters and sips on his Septim Shot* | ||||
*Arvious walked in and threw a spork on the floor.* "Merry Post-Christmas." | ||||
*Enters with cloak swirling and looks Ice Prince in the eye* | ||||
创In an attempt to revive the thread Ice Prince Shazsaro conects a master cable and turns Ye Olde Hooters back on!创 创Post a BIG tablet in the frontdoor No Spammers We Hate Ya(Go get your own thread.)创 创Shazsaro purs out 2 drinks, one is for him创 so who wants the other one? =D | ||||
"Me but dont you dare talk to me when I'm drinking it." *grabs drink and turns and his stool to face away from Ice Prince and begins staring blankly towards the door of the tavern* | ||||
*Walks in, feels the barmaid up and leaves, punching Rocknrolla in the face whilst leaving* | ||||
*walks in with a minigun and stabs everyone... with BULLETS!* | ||||
Emporer and King still cann't stop the little man. The General likes the little man. Do you have another drink for a old man of war? Nice look you have here. Hope they come back would enjoy the fight after all they cann't match the fighting still of a true warrior. | ||||
*walks in and rips shirt off* "Hello, ladies!" | ||||
so much fail in this room | ||||
*the Cidellian legionnaires that are currently stationed in the remains of the old Hooters begin slaughtering the customers and the Ice Prince* | ||||
Septim... Pathetic. 创Ice Prince Shazsaro pures out a drink for General Wolfenstien创 Here you go hope you like it. 创Black Mamba yesterday was Thursadys no strips on Thursdays just on Mondays创 | ||||
"Before you start calling people pathetic, look at your own writing...thank you, have a nice day." *Charlety pimp slaps Shaz(and makes sure to follow through) and leaves* | ||||
创Shaz slaps Charley, get out of my restaurant创 创Shaz takes out a sniper rifle and shoots Charley legs while runing away创 | ||||
*Hax the sniper rifle and it asplodes all over Shaz's face* | ||||
*Has his archers fire a wave of arrows at Shaz* | ||||
*Walks back in, grabs a pint and leaves without paying* | ||||
*is standing in the middle of the conflict sipping on a pint of beer with a minigun strapped onto his back* | ||||
*Wonders who on VU was responsible for handing over bar certificates to people even as he puts on the counter Lady Boobson's money stolen by him on the bar* | ||||
"He didn't get a bar certificate from me and I own these lands...but whatever makes him not bother the rest of the lands works for me...until I shut him down for serving without a lisence..." >.> | ||||
"Do not overstep your bounds by saying you own these lands, you merely police them and enforce the laws of the Lord of Visual Utopia: Zeta." *Septim puts a Sheriff's badge on Charley's shirt to remind him of his position. | ||||
*Walks in, grabs Charleys Sheriff's badge [as well as some chest hair], rips it off and runs out, then jumps into his blimp* | ||||
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