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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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"SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD! Oh...hi, Charley." *waves to Charley in a bored manner* | ||||
"Whats up Septim!" *Does an akward "havnt seen you in a long time" shuffle* | ||||
*wakes up* | ||||
*scouls at Arvious* "Real Original..." | ||||
"It's Plato's drunken inactive twin...aka Arvious...and I am Charley...the less active version of...Charley!" *Runs* | ||||
*Nods at Charley* "Whos that freak?" *Downs a pint* | ||||
I realized ive been reading this thread for about 60 pages and i Dont think ive ever posted | ||||
*busts through the wall Kool-Aid Man style* | ||||
"Cheers for inactivity!" | ||||
*Looks around the room wearily* "Looking for Dunce King Charley that sucks the big one, has anyone had the displeasure?" *Shaking head moves toward the door* | ||||
"Is it sad that I am 22 years old...yes it is. Even though Kevdwayne is like 60 by now. Very sad. I feel old. Especially when the 16 year olds talk to me and don't know anything...so sad," mumbles Charley as he realizes how inactive everything is. | ||||
*pokes head in* "Not much happens here does it? Where is Charlie nub!?!" *shaking head walks on* | ||||
And the great Pope Derfel declared Charley a heretic nub | ||||
Hi. | ||||
Hi. | ||||
Charley is still a noob | ||||
Mhmmm... | ||||
To be fair, you are both noobs. | ||||
NERDS!!!!! | ||||
*wakes u-NO! | ||||
there is always something to do in the tavern! | ||||
*wakes up* | ||||
*walks into the tavern* | ||||
*coughs, causing dust to fly everywhere* "Wow...this...this place has seen better days." | ||||
duh. no one knows how to have a good time anymore.
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You included...ofc. | ||||
pfft. i have a good time all the time! | ||||
Fixed! | ||||
yea. that sounds like me | ||||
Loooooooooooooooooooooool | ||||
I concur with Charley's statement that Senturu is a midget mud wrestler. | ||||
*throws a whiskey bottle at Damian's head* "You are not called Ernest, Charley, Hunter, or any of the other typical ridiculous Deallus names! You must be a crook!" | ||||
*Dodges* "Can I have a Septim Shot?" | ||||
*throws Septim at you* that should do for your drink | ||||
*does a flip over Charley, jumps along the wall, and lands back behind the bar* *coughs* "Well, there we go..." *pours Charley his Septim Shot and begins the impossible task of dusting off the tavern* | ||||
*carrys in bags full of dust and starts throwing it everywhere*
so, how is everyone doing today? | ||||
*Drinks his dusty shot* | ||||
*spreads dust around*
until what? | ||||
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HEY, WHEN DID YOU TAKE MY PICTURE!!!!! | ||||
"What's a picture? More of your black magic!?" | ||||
*Stumbles into the room, collapses at the bar* "I'll have one...dirty fairy, three shots of talent. Make it quick, Bartend." | ||||
*shrugs at Charley with a bewildered expression, then pours Small Fries his drink* | ||||
*pushes small frys to the ground and takes his drink* yea. i pick on midgets! | ||||
*bursts through the front door* | ||||
*withdraws a small, boot hidden dagger and glares at Senturu when his back is turned* Mutters, "they call me small fries... and you'll see why." | ||||
*see's all the statues in the tavern and runs over and knocks them all over*
"hahahahhahaha, i destroy everything!!" *looks at small fry* "hmm? you said something? wasnt paying attention" | ||||
A steel glimmer of the eyes, gymnastic backflip bringing me to my feet, and I dive to a falling statue to catch it with the palm of my hand *throws the dagger at Senturu's jugular, shoves the statue against the wall* | ||||
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