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| Courtofjustice- final thread | ||||
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my lord, he has put forsenics, not foresters..... and anyway, i change my question. what was MIGHT doing down a rabbit hole? | ||||
Do you really think that I, a priest, shoved that book into that rabbit hole to kill that rabbit. Or do you think that I gave the rabbit a present so he can read it before sleep? | ||||
"God hasn't made Lawyers, father, but Satan made them..." (:P) | ||||
Umbar, we are n0ot here to insult each other. please, permit my question to be answered. | ||||
"ah...a little joke ...no insult..." | ||||
that is very well, but shouldnt you be more serious? my employer could go to jail for something he has not done, and you are making JOKES?! *shakes his head in anger* | ||||
"Serious..oh come on...i thought this all was joke..with that rabbit hole might was visiting..and Marknikovas giving rabbit's presents..." | ||||
*gets up to hit Umbar, but restrains himself* 'tthis isnt a joke! it is a courtroom! if you are not going to behave sensibly then you will be replaced!' (that last part was true Umbar, get on with the case or i will replace u.) | ||||
*Umbar looks shocked | ||||
"The book, judging by the angle, was dropped from someone's hands, while that person was running. It lodged itself into the hole, that was clearly on Might's yard. Might had had some dogs chained up on his property at that time, to prevent trespassers from trespassing. It is obvious that Markovnikovas II wandered onto the yard, was chased away by the dogs and dropped the book into the rabbit hole. As a sentence, I would like to have Markovnikovas pay a 500 gold piece fine, as well as Might's 10000 gold pieces spent on these court proceedings." | ||||
"That's all a nice strorry but i asked for more evidence! oef..." | ||||
"I am looking for a witness who could place Markovnikovas II at the scene of the crime at that time." | ||||
"Looking for a witness? So you mean there is'nt one yet? Witnesses see thing only after things happend?" | ||||
"No. I have a witness, I am just finding out if he is willing to come to this court." | ||||
"I believe you've mistaken me with someone else. You see, when I was a small boy I'd lived in a small town up in the Alps, where my grandparents resided. One awful day I accidentally fell of a 10-feet cliff. I twisted my ankle and have been unable to run ever since, therefore your story is clearly not about me (that is why I have decided to become a pries†. Furthermore, as a priest, I have no property. There is no way I could get you 10500 gold pieces. All I own is a dirty bed in the sewers of my town's chapel. | ||||
"Certainly you could be running, a twisted ankle when you are ten does not make a limp when you are thirty, and even if you ankle was completely useless, you could still run by favoring the other one and avoiding putting a great deal of pressure on the ankle in question. You would have to work off your wages somehow, and I can't see what a lack of money has to do with the case. This is a court of law, not a pity party! You can do whatever you wish to pay it off, as long as it is. That IS the law." | ||||
"It is sad that you question the words of the servant of God. Don't you see that I have trouble walking, not to mention running?" | ||||
"How do you pay the cariage rides if you have no money?" | ||||
"Priests do get a monthly salary of 100 gold pieces per month. Otherwise they would starve to death. It is from that money that I pay for my food, carriage rides, visits to the barber and other small services." | ||||
"Sir Telcontar, is this witness coming or not? I am leaving at seven o'clock Pacific time and I do not have all day!" [[OOC: I am leaving...this will be up to Umbar if this is not over by the time I leave...]] | ||||
The witness has not yet replied. He will soon though. | ||||
I saw Markovnikovas II running from Might's lands chased by Might's dog Last summer | ||||
"And..what happend further Gornecky? What you saw exactly? Téll all you know... Did Marknavikovas carry that stick than that he has now?" | ||||
"Yes, is there any way to prove you were there and not payed by Might and Erunion to say these things? Will you allow your mind to be probed?" | ||||
Payed! Payed! How dare you make that accusation, there had better be proof of that or you must retract the statement!
Of course my mind can be probed, I have nothing to hide not enjoy seeing people get away for crimes against barns, cows and rabbits. | ||||
"Crimes agianst rabbits! Now you are joking agian! How we can truat you if your joking?" | ||||
My lord Umbar, this case is obviously a scam to set up my employer. I suggest we try to find out what the accusing party may have against my client and cause them to mkae this riduculous case up.
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"Ok, Erunion! Give some trustable evidence, please..." | ||||
"I have given all the evidence available to me, and all the evidence necessary to convict on the charge of trespassing. I have a witness and hard evidence. The defense has only a 'I couldn't possibly have' or 'He would never have done this!' defense." | ||||
"Yes, i have heared of priest who prentend good but are in fact vandals, robbers, etc........But i want Corneckey to teel all of it in detail! Also that that book is founded in that rabbit hole is not confirmed yet..." | ||||
yes, that is quite so. and, as i have said at the case beginnig, my client was not in the coutry at the time of the crime. he was in his himeland, for a relatives funeral | ||||
ok, this case has ground to a halt. Umbar, guilty or not Guilty? | ||||
*Takes out a pair of dice... | ||||
"Ok if i trow 1 or 2 we hang the priest, and he becomes st. Marknikovas with a rabbit as atribute, the rabbit gat's a funeral, if i trow 4,3 nothing happens but i eat the rabbit, if i trow 5 or 6 might will be put in a slaugther house and i will eat him" | ||||
ok, lets just say the case is null and void. NEXT CASE! | ||||
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lol umbar | ||||
NEW CASE! who wants to do what role people? | ||||
Um what happened? I haven't been keeping up with this. | ||||
Look a few post above... i decided who's guilty :) | ||||
lol......ok, please state what role you wish to fill this time round, cant be sumfin u av done already | ||||
There has been a dreadful crime. Murder has taken place. In the night a dark shadow of a person was seen. this person fits many descriptions, and several suspectrs have been drawn up. there wil be nvestigations, and because of the number of suspects no formal hearing. there are no judges, just an investigator. all people who were either lawyers or accusers or defendants are now suspects to the crime. The judges are the investigators. they must work together to find the crime. all people please post your new roles here.
(Both my RP's are losing their edge, so I have spiced them both up a bit) | ||||
Ok, everyone, listen up. we are falling apart here, so I am going to put up a new sign up sheet. if you want to continue playing sign up there. | ||||
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