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Doctor doctor! RPContinousgame | ||||
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err i thought she was ur assistant im talkin bout the receptionest | ||||
Doctor, erm, my injury is infecting... *waits an hour* FIX MY DANG ARM! | ||||
Did u hear me! I think my father is an ape! | ||||
Blortad that may be a fact that your just going to have to live with.... | ||||
ohhhh.... i cant see... please put eyes to this little heart... | ||||
"hey, my brain is working again, but funny thing, your gonna laugh at this...
i crashed into your car.....SOR-RY" *runs off into the sunset laughing manicly | ||||
*the penicillin quickly got rid of the virus and gave it to the next guy to post* "Hey, thanks, now can you please..." *takes a deep breath* "SEW UP MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | ||||
This is quite unfortunate... I do believe I have another dilemma, doctor. It seems I have caught a virus that is slowly eating away at my left... everything. | ||||
"Gboypt, okay, please enter the extensive Genetic modification chamber for your 'heart eyes'" | ||||
... I do not approve of pills. Is there any other way? | ||||
"I could knock you unconscious and put the pills in your belly myself..." | ||||
*Septim pulls out a medcomp and injects it into Tikanpde. "That should help..."
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"DAMMIT SEPTIM!!! you Ruined the fun part of letting him suffer :(" | ||||
the heart rolled into the genetic blah-blah... | ||||
*the lights go out, and Demonsul enters* | ||||
"Here, enter the Genetic blah-blah.... thats sure to cure you...." | ||||
[er, the power's out] | ||||
hmmm.... LEECHES!!! thats how they solved their problems in the olden days! | ||||
"AAAAAAAAA-a-a-a-a-a-aaaargh!" | ||||
*gboypt's lonely heart is inside the genetic blah-blah for hours because of Demonsul's electricution* | ||||
*ping* | ||||
ok | ||||
*rips Gboypt open and shoves the heart inside.* | ||||
'ello doctor...I seem to have a small problem.....ive been hit by a bloody car....and it done broke my leg...in how many place...i do not know....but it hurts just a tad | ||||
*Casually strolls in* "Doctor, someone dented my car, with theyre leg, and it jolted my hand through the front window, and i seem to have a large piece of glass sticking out of my hand....But that isnt very important right now, i just came to ask if you know any lloyers so i can sue him for damage to my car?" | ||||
thank you... now i can start searching for that someone now... | ||||
Sadly, I think we lost our doctor in a terrible accident involving a packet of electromagnetic countermeasures, a thermonuclear device, a jetfighter and an air-to-ground missile. April fools! badda-boom-boom chish *dives for cover against the storm of disdain that is to follow* | ||||
Its past 12 midday xD | ||||
You can only do it in the morning? o.O. Well I never... | ||||
doctor doctor can you please amputate my eye... | ||||
Pulls out Goodboys eyes, which are located on his face. | ||||
doctor doctor... can you put it back? | ||||
*quickly snatches the eyes and takes them to an atom bomb site in the past 5 seconds before, erm, well, you know* | ||||
Doctor.....Im afraid that I am afraid.......but im afraid you cannot help me......which scares me | ||||
Okay Charley.... how does that make you feel? | ||||
where are my eyes?... i cant see them... | ||||
[DEMONSUL used REVIVE! | ||||
Salaracen stands up. His movements are wobbly a result caused by the previous party that Demonsul wasn't invited too. | ||||
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