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Arvious, you're God of constantly turning back RP time in order to survive constant beatings from other people... | ||||
lol | ||||
Arvious IIII[Thats his real name]= Part of my legion of slaves. My Legion of slaves: Spoon Quietone Swifty Nimic Septim Scientist Kobuskan Roxbury Seloc Darkmarsbar Lewatha[She doesn't know it yet] Revenge Wraith Pinky The Brain | ||||
Might, you wish......... | ||||
You are my special slave... | ||||
I am no ones slave, no one can control me and no one runs my life.........especially you!! | ||||
I will turn you into a pie and feed you to pigs if you keep doing this... | ||||
*Might takes the pens and sticks it up Scientists butt.* "You dare defy me?!" *Might takes out a hammer and smashes Scientits body into a bluddy pulp.* | ||||
"That's it, your a pie now..." *turns Might into a pie and puts him in a pig pen* "EAT UP!!!" | ||||
*Might watches as Arvious turns his soul into a pie and offers it to "Scientist" who is really Might.* "Yes....I shall eat it up." *Might bites the soul and eats it.* "Now I really own you!" | ||||
You aren't the god of cows, but you certainly think like one. You can't read, can you... | ||||
You don't get it do you? I disguised your soul to look like me. | ||||
you're godmodding! (possibly, this is one of the strangest threads currently around...) | ||||
I am the God of Corned beef | ||||
*reverses time to when Might was born and throws him into a rocky river* "That idi0t..." | ||||
My Legion of slaves: Spoon Quietone Swifty Nimic Septim Scientist Kobuskan Roxbury Seloc Darkmarsbar Lewatha[She doesn't know it yet] Revenge Wraith Pinky The Brain
How and when did I become your slave? | ||||
*frees Wraith, Septim, Seloc, Lewatha, Revenge and Spoon. Scientist already freed himself, so yeah* | ||||
*Septim is freed. "How did this happen?" *Septim encases Might in a thirty foot thick wall of SP@M. | ||||
After the sp-m wall Revenge the mighty god of Corned beef encases the sp-m wall in Corned Beef... | ||||
*Might looks around and finds the meats weakness. Might summons a horde of meat eatin animals to get him out of his prison and in short time Might is free. Might looks at Septim and yells, "I was just kidding around!" Might turns to Arvious and throws him into Limbo.[No time turning powers there!] | ||||
*Uses what remains of the powers stolen from Arvious earlier in some thread or other to rewind time, refreshes his supply of time powers from Arvious, and then locks Might in a prison of unknown unbreakable teleport-blocking power-draining substance, then freezes time inside the prison forever!* | ||||
*Might takes out a key and puts it into the lock. Might opens the door and walks out.* "Wasn't that a failure?" *Might throws Demonsul into Limbo with Arvious.* | ||||
*Demonsul talks to the people at the Limbo Customer Service Helpdesk, where the person at the counter is dead and thus gets straight to the point. They end up agreeing that Might is an *beep*, and that Arvious and Demonsul should be let out. This happens. Then Demonsul puts Might back in the super time prison thingy and improvements the lock to keycard, then short-circuits it so the door cannot be unlocked because Might does not have the techincal expertise to fix the keycard. He also boosts the time lock to freeze Might in place eternally, so he cannot do anything, ever* | ||||
*Might takes out a telephone and calls God.* "A little help here?" "Thanks!"*Might walks out of the prison and throws Demonsul into limbo.*[Theres none in there....its just a endless space of white.] | ||||
*Demonsul finds out that God (ZeTa) actually hates Might, and only gave him delusions of helping him. Might is still in the time prison, enjoying a false reality where he gloats over Demonsul being in Limbo. Due to the fact that this is a FALSE reality and Demonsul is NOT in Limbo, Demonsul gets ZeTa to give the Helpdesk clerk in Limbo a raise* | ||||
*Might enjoys playing with Demonsuls mind while hes in Limbo....* [Owned...] | ||||
*Demonsul enjoys watching Might play in his false reality* | ||||
*Might takes out a lockpick and picks the lock in his prison. He walks out and shoots Demonsul in the face.* "Taataa mortal...." *Might dissapears in a puff of smoke.* | ||||
How can you lockpick a fused keycard slot??? You are still imprisoned | ||||
[How can you turn back time? How can you "use" up your pool of power stolen from Arvious twice?] | ||||
its called magic...and you are in a power-sapping prison so you cannot use it | ||||
My dad is dead, and my powers of pie are given to the next person to post here. My time powers are given to anyone but Septim, Might, Hanky, and Spoon. I am the god of knowledge. | ||||
"I will have the time powers" | ||||
You also get the pie powers now... *another light comes out of him* But I'm the god of Knowledge now. *a huge light the size of a computer monitor flew into Plato* | ||||
*gives the pie powers to whoever asks next*...i dont want them really | ||||
You posted next, so you get them... | ||||
yes and im passing them on again. | ||||
No, you have give me back my time powers to get rid of it. I'll give you the power of your choice (other than mine) if you give me my time powers... | ||||
fine, i am pieguy as well....although i will never use te power, its worth it for time powers | ||||
*Gary (see Ye Olde Tavern) blows up the list, leaving ZeTa, Septim, Fizban, Plato, Demonsul, Revenge, Alban and LEWATHA, THE TRUE GODDESS OF COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on the list* | ||||
*Might laughs as Plato burns his hand.* | ||||
*Gary laughs at Might's $tupidity* | ||||
*Might puts Gary in Hell.* | ||||
*Gary grabs Mgiht and throws him in instead* | ||||
*Gary shoots the remaining slaves to death and shoots Plato in the stomach again* | ||||
*Might steps out of Hell. Might ducktapes Gary and cuts of his legs. Might throws Gary in Hell.* | ||||
"And here we have a perfect specimen of Mightus Fakegodicus in its natural habitat, a sp@m battle thread" | ||||
"im a GOD fear me, hahahahaha" | ||||
*Gary comes out of 'Septim's Exotic eats and grabs a can of CB and Spaaaaaaam and mixes them together and puts Might in it and throws him in :-o* | ||||
*Might picks up Plato and gives him to the God of *beep* Love, Swifty.* | ||||
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