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23:28:24 Feb 18th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

Arvious, you're God of constantly turning back RP time in order to survive constant beatings from other people...


16:03:28 Feb 19th 08 - Sir Egnever:

lol
Arvious IV  = Messenger of minor god....


21:39:29 Feb 20th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

Arvious IIII[Thats his real name]= Part of my legion of slaves.



My Legion of slaves:

Spoon

Quietone

Swifty

Nimic

Septim

Scientist

Kobuskan

Roxbury

Seloc

Darkmarsbar

Lewatha[She doesn't know it yet]

Revenge

Wraith

Pinky

The Brain



00:14:27 Feb 21st 08 - Lord Scientist:

Might, you wish.........
No one could have me as a slave, but you can keep dreaming........there is no one who can keep me under control.........


00:20:47 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

You are my special slave...


00:43:19 Feb 21st 08 - Lord Scientist:

I am no ones slave, no one can control me and no one runs my life.........especially you!!

*Scientist waves his hands and Might is sent hurtling back against the far wall, bolts of lightning come flying in from all directions and hit Might all over his body*

Now, remove me from your list.........

*Scientist hands might a pen and the list to cross his name off*


01:20:46 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

I will turn you into a pie and feed you to pigs if you keep doing this...


01:36:04 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might takes the pens and sticks it up Scientists butt.*


"You dare defy me?!"

*Might takes out a hammer and smashes Scientits body into a bluddy pulp.*


01:40:57 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

"That's it, your a pie now..."

*turns Might into a pie and puts him in a pig pen*

"EAT UP!!!"


01:44:45 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might watches as Arvious turns his soul into a pie and offers it to "Scientist" who is really Might.*


"Yes....I shall eat it up."

*Might bites the soul and eats it.*

"Now I really own you!"


01:50:53 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

You aren't the god of cows, but you certainly think like one.  You can't read, can you...


01:57:05 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

You don't get it do you? I disguised your soul to look like me.


07:57:19 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Razorfire:

you're godmodding!

(possibly, this is one of the strangest threads currently around...)


15:10:49 Feb 21st 08 - Sir Revenge:

I am the God of Corned beef
Bow before my meaty legs!


15:42:24 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

*reverses time to when Might was born and throws him into a rocky river*

"That idi0t..."


15:42:28 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Wraith:

My Legion of slaves:

Spoon

Quietone

Swifty

Nimic

Septim

Scientist

Kobuskan

Roxbury

Seloc

Darkmarsbar

Lewatha[She doesn't know it yet]

Revenge

Wraith

Pinky

The Brain

 

 

How and when did I become your slave?


16:04:03 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

*frees Wraith, Septim, Seloc, Lewatha, Revenge and Spoon.  Scientist already freed himself, so yeah*


16:38:23 Feb 21st 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

*Septim is freed.

"How did this happen?"

*Septim encases Might in a thirty foot thick wall of SP@M.


16:50:11 Feb 21st 08 - Sir Revenge:

After the sp-m wall Revenge the mighty god of Corned beef encases the sp-m wall in Corned Beef...
The two meats combine into a super meat and nothing can escape it, magic resistant, not even turning back time can save you as it has a time dilation field. You cannot eat your way out either as it is poisonous, such a fusion of mighty meats will be unbearable to humans...
Might will spend the rest of his days in the great case of meat....


17:28:41 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might looks around and finds the meats weakness. Might summons a horde of meat eatin animals to get him out of his prison and in short time Might is free.



Might looks at Septim and yells, "I was just kidding around!"

Might turns to Arvious and throws him into Limbo.[No time turning powers there!]


19:52:51 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Uses what remains of the powers stolen from Arvious earlier in some thread or other to rewind time, refreshes his supply of time powers from Arvious, and then locks Might in a prison of unknown unbreakable teleport-blocking power-draining substance, then freezes time inside the prison forever!*

"Lets see you get out of that, minor diety of *beep*ic complexes!"

(The power-draining substance stops Might from using any powers at all, if the seal wasn't already enough)


20:09:50 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might takes out a key and puts it into the lock. Might opens the door and walks out.*


"Wasn't that a failure?"

*Might throws Demonsul into Limbo with Arvious.*


20:17:22 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Demonsul talks to the people at the Limbo Customer Service Helpdesk, where the person at the counter is dead and thus gets straight to the point. They end up agreeing that Might is an *beep*, and that Arvious and Demonsul should be let out. This happens. Then Demonsul puts Might back in the super time prison thingy and improvements the lock to keycard, then short-circuits it so the door cannot be unlocked because Might does not have the techincal expertise to fix the keycard. He also boosts the time lock to freeze Might in place eternally, so he cannot do anything, ever*

"Now I guess Might will somehow find a way out defying all logic"


20:21:28 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might takes out a telephone and calls God.*


"A little help here?"

"Thanks!"

*Might walks out of the prison and throws Demonsul into limbo.*[Theres none in there....its just a endless space of white.]

20:24:57 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Demonsul finds out that God (ZeTa) actually hates Might, and only gave him delusions of helping him. Might is still in the time prison, enjoying a false reality where he gloats over Demonsul being in Limbo. Due to the fact that this is a FALSE reality and Demonsul is NOT in Limbo, Demonsul gets ZeTa to give the Helpdesk clerk in Limbo a raise*


20:26:30 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might enjoys playing with Demonsuls mind while hes in Limbo....*



[Owned...]


20:27:50 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Demonsul enjoys watching Might play in his false reality*


[Owned yourself]


20:32:31 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might takes out a lockpick and picks the lock in his prison. He walks out and shoots Demonsul in the face.*


"Taataa mortal...."


*Might dissapears in a puff of smoke.*

20:34:15 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

How can you lockpick a fused keycard slot??? You are still imprisoned


20:36:26 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

[How can you turn back time? How can you "use" up your pool of power stolen from Arvious twice?]


20:40:43 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

its called magic...and you are in a power-sapping prison so you cannot use it


20:53:51 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Plato:

My dad is dead, and my powers of pie are given to the next person to post here.  My time powers are given to anyone but Septim, Might, Hanky, and Spoon.  I am the god of knowledge.


20:55:19 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"I will have the time powers"

*A glowing light comes out of Plato and enters Demonsul*

"Huzzah, the time powers are finally mine!"

*Does a little dance*


20:57:43 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Plato:

You also get the pie powers now...

*another light comes out of him*

But I'm the god of Knowledge now.

*a huge light the size of a computer monitor flew into Plato*


21:10:17 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*gives the pie powers to whoever asks next*...i dont want them really


21:14:26 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Plato:

You posted next, so you get them...


21:15:39 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

yes and im passing them on again.

next person to post (excluding plato seeing as he gave them to me in the first place)


21:34:31 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Plato:

No, you have give me back my time powers to get rid of it.  I'll give you the power of your choice (other than mine) if you give me my time powers...


10:13:40 Feb 22nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

fine, i am pieguy as well....although i will never use te power, its worth it for time powers

anyway plato u can borrow them like i did any time


01:50:41 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Gary (see Ye Olde Tavern) blows up the list, leaving ZeTa, Septim, Fizban, Plato, Demonsul, Revenge, Alban and LEWATHA, THE TRUE GODDESS OF COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on the list*


01:53:21 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might laughs as Plato burns his hand.*


01:55:45 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Gary laughs at Might's $tupidity*


01:58:54 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might puts Gary in Hell.*


02:00:54 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Gary grabs Mgiht and throws him in instead*


02:21:24 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Gary shoots the remaining slaves to death and shoots Plato in the stomach again*


05:24:04 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might steps out of Hell. Might ducktapes Gary and cuts of his legs. Might throws Gary in Hell.*


11:41:38 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"And here we have a perfect specimen of Mightus Fakegodicus in its natural habitat, a sp@m battle thread"

*Demonsul points to Might, and a crowd of tourists start taking pictures from behind a magical safeguard force field*


13:09:56 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Gboypt:

"im a GOD fear me, hahahahaha"
*raised the middle finger*
see this"
*gboypt lets everyone to see his hand*
"This is why im GOD"
*Laughed out loud*


15:53:07 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Gary comes out of 'Septim's Exotic eats and grabs a can of CB and Spaaaaaaam and mixes them together and puts Might in it and throws him in :-o*


19:53:03 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might picks up Plato and gives him to the God of *beep* Love, Swifty.*


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