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| Madidus Nightclub | ||||
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Wraith picks up the *beep*tail shaker. I'll take over until he stops vomiting.. | ||||
*Ernie Stands Up* Im not vomiting...I had a Mind Bomb O_o it makes you feel soooooo good...and I may hire a backup barkeeper but not yet......I will only hire a person who comes in often.....and it depends on character after that >_> | ||||
"Cheers then" *Wraith sat on a stool near the bar.* "An Elven Elixir please, kind sir. And any ladies pop in around here?" | ||||
*Pours the drink* | ||||
"are you sure i don't remember a single girl, and i nightclub with out chicks is just a bar or a *beep* nightclub" | ||||
They will come back..... *hangs sign up that reads* "No animal suits of any kind. No shoes, no socks, no service. Bartender has authority remove anyone from the nightclub if not wearing appropriate attire" | ||||
*Suddenly the women returned now that the dreaded chicken suit was gone. They went to the dance floor while the minstrels began playing their songs. The nightclub had been revitalized* "The nightclub has been renewed! First drinks are free now! Even my specials!" | ||||
*Septim looks up. "Good friend, pour me a bottle of scotch...", says Septim in the accent. | ||||
"Who the hell are you!?!?!" *Pours a scotch* | ||||
"Ernes get me a drink of some thing strong" *call to a girl, and indictated to a seat next to him* "hiya pretty lady what to talk?" *the girl sits down* | ||||
*The girl sits down. "Hey honey", says the "girl" in an extremely raspy, manlike voice, the he-she kisses on Ant while Septim watches. "Hmmm..." | ||||
*Ernie pours Ant an Irish Car Bomb* *30 Seconds later a car comes crashing through the side of the nightclub driven by members of the IRA. Ant gets thrown up on the hood as it flies out the other side of the nightclub and blows up* "Umm.....well that hasnt happened before" | ||||
*Septim watches. "Interesting that is!" | ||||
"Tell me about it......" *Repairmen immediately come in, fix the walls good as new, and leave after getting 2 complimentary drinks* "But at least they are cheap" | ||||
*ant comes back in carrying a letter* "this is written by my lawer and is complaning about your treatment of me, by the way could you give me a vodka in need it" | ||||
oi you ernes get me served or i might need to add something to the pice is paper | ||||
*Septim grabs the paper and eats it while saying, "Num-num-num-num-num-num" | ||||
*Ernie reads the letter.....and then gives Ant a waiver he had to sign in order to enter the Nightclub* "What is it with people and vodka...? Get something different...I looked up all these drinks online for like an hour...and researched them and everything" | ||||
*Septim looks at the menu. "I'll have a mojito, lots of rum...and mint leaves..." | ||||
*Ernie pulls out a glass and fixes up the mojito with mint leaves* | ||||
*Septim drinks the mojito, and looks up at the barkeep. "Thanks", he says without the accent, he then looks down. "Dang", he looks up, "You got me!" | ||||
"give my magic in my finger ernes and in my toes, yeah give me a Black Magic, then i can party around" | ||||
*Pours a Black Magic for Ant and slides it to him. What resembles a black cloud is floating over the drink* | ||||
*ant swallow the cloud, and suddenly his skin becomes completely red, he drinks the drink in 2 gulps and turn green and then any other colour he wants* "lets party" *he does a dance with some girls turning colour with the music* | ||||
*walks in to the night club and sits down at the bar*
*ill have a hammer n tongs* | ||||
*Hands Shake a hammer....and tongs* | ||||
*Looks around* Shake where the hell did you go man???? | ||||
*ant paused in his 5 hour dance route and looked at ernes* "he fell on the floor from the weight of the 'hammer and tongs' and hasn't waken out from being rocked out" | ||||
*Ernie seriously wonders how hard it is to spell his name....and pours himself a drink* | ||||
"oi ernes i have called you ernes for over a page(since i frist made the mistake by accident) so i don't see a problem you are now ernes while you work here ok?" | ||||
"He is Charley de Enri! And another *beep*tail, my good man! Pick something for me." | ||||
"hi wraith you want me to geive you some stone, i could chuck it at shakes?" | ||||
*5 gins please mate, sits down at bar* | ||||
i hate wibble *collapes on the dance floor nocking 4 girls on top of him the girls cover his collaped body* | ||||
*yells oi ernie!!! whers my gins hurry up* | ||||
Un momento stupid *Pours 5 gins, and an Alabama Slammer for Wraith* | ||||
*Septim finishes his mojito and orders a dry martini. | ||||
*Ernie puts together a dry martini for Septim and then rushes around to make sure all drink orders are finished* | ||||
*drinks all 5 gins and passes out on the stool leanin over the bar wit hand inside the money jar*
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*Ernie takes the "imaginary money jar" that doesnt exist and places it in the vault that is protected by magic and of course, Turk and Norman* | ||||
*wakes up n vomints then passeso ut again* | ||||
Javier picks of Shakenbake's unconcious body and tosses him out the door where the island natives pick him up and carry him off be to sacrificed to their sun god. Dirk then comes over and cleans up the mess. | ||||
*gets dropped by the natives n the natives start prayin cos they realise i am there god, walks back in 2 the night club* | ||||
*ant wakes out and starts to kisss one of the girls, they stand up together and go to the bar to get some drinks* "2 mojits pelease" | ||||
[Shake quit ruining it] >_> *Pours Ant two mojitos* | ||||
[so all we do..is order drinks.yay...fun...wooo..borrrring..]
*1 gin n juice please * | ||||
*ant hands one to the maddy, who told ant her name between the ordering and now, maddy and ant start to talk together and after they finish the drinks start to kiss again* | ||||
*Septim sips his martini. | ||||
"Ant we dont want any of that in here.....go get a hotel room......" | ||||
Mind bomb?
This is Runescape! Runescape? THIS *kicks Ernie into a room full of beer* | ||||
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