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Wtf? | ||||
Ahhh....comedy =D | ||||
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*Killer wanders the street and talks to passing dogs, they have much more intelligent conversations than humans. He wonders what he's supposed to do...* | ||||
*Thundarman decides to have a bath* BZZT!! | ||||
*Charles Bertsch wanders the streets thinking about what the day will be like and he is wondering what he will have for lunch.....* | ||||
*crixalis made a small burrow just to fit himself then goes to sleep* | ||||
As the forces of Good and Evil discover their powers, a group of ten thugs are robbing a bank. [[OOC: Just a test drive...]] | ||||
*Charles Bertsch sees police cars flying by at reckless speeds heading downtown....curious, he rushes into a nearby alleyway and improvements into...Captain Charley!....he then jumps into the sewers so as not to draw too much attention and he follows the sound of the sirens using his enhanced senses. He then climbs to the surface slowly and peers outside.....the bank has been held up by gunmen and are still inside. Only a few police officers are on the scene and then suddenly the doors smash open and ten armed men rush out and start firing at the outnumbered officers. Captain Charley rushes forward and summons large dogs from the alleys to attack the robbers. Several are held up as the dogs surround them but several attempt to drive away. Captain Charley then jumps on the hood of the car and slashes through the windshield with his claws. He grabs the driver and smashes his face into the steering wheel knocking him out....Captain Charley then jumps off right as hi*beep*s a light pole and lands hard on the ground but is unharmed. He then rushes into an alley right as more police arrive to take the men into custody. Captain Charley then has the dogs disperse more police arrive and he improvements back into his mild mannered form since the situation is under control. And almost no one saw him except the robbers and the police think they are crazy.* | ||||
[That was most definetly a disimprovement...] *Killer sees the thugs, and looks uninterested. He decides he could help the thugs now and get the loot later. He sees this weird guy flying all around the place. He multiplies himself 4 times[Is there a limit?] and tells them to detain the police. This they do, pretty well. He tells the dogs to stop running about the place, and not bother to interfere with humans, for good or bad, as the result would be that they would be kicked. The dogs saw the sense in this, and saw it was pointless to help this weird guy wasting all his energy for nothing. Killer keeps his cool, lets the weirdo go about his business, then rushes in afterwards, while the police are detained, and gets the thugs out of there, and helps them into their van. He hears the police rushing after them, but is unworried, the driver is pretty good, and the van fast. His clones have stolen a police car, and have caught up, and Killer blathers out a weird unintelligible language, at least to most people. The police car crashes into the van just as Killer hops out of the van and his clones hop out of the police car, and most of the thugs die, but none are fit to move. Killer picks up his loot, and makes the clones disappear(can you do this? Can you control the clones?] and runs into an alleyway, which he couldn't see why the thugs couldn't do. All this modern T.V. has too much effect on the brain, he decided, and thugs couldn't take the easy way out. It wasn't as if there were cameras all over the place. Killer wanders home, which only he knows where.* | ||||
(OOC: Just so you know I cant fly X_x and meh poochies only listen to me....and should we change like our replies so that they dont cover the ENTIRE situation....or else we get 1 villain and 1 hero giving 2 complete responses that completely contradict each other and end up sounding kinda dumb) >_> | ||||
[I didn't actually mean fly, I just mean move about very fast. And how come you dogs only listen to you? You didn't have that in your special powers, only that you knew all the languages in the universe, but I happen to have that as well.] *Killer does all the stuff up to the point where he started to drive away with the thugs.* | ||||
[Well we both have the languages power.....so I dont know why you would think they would listen to you since im like.....pretty much the animal superhero....and ill let another hero do something about killer since im apparently flying around.....not doing anything b/c im not mentioned much in Killers story XD] | ||||
Erunion Telcontar: Erunion Telcontar. | ||||
A supervillain, Firionus, walks into the streets, a new hero also arises, the Executor. He is dark, but he fights for good. He has only the powers of super strength and enhanced senses, but his skill with firearms makes up for it. He aims his sniper rifle loaded with explosive rounds at Firionus and fires, the round*beep* Firionus and explode, damaging him, Firionus shoots fire at the Executor, and the Executor uses his skill in acrobatics to dodge, he draws a grenade launcher and opens fire, hitting Firionus several times, Firionus creates a puff of smoke and runs off. The Executor slings his sniper rifle across his back, stashes his grenade launcher in a duffel bag, and walks off. | ||||
Thundar Man runs around the city, loking for evil. | ||||
crixalis founds out that there is good roaming around the city, when he spots thunar man he quickly used his burrow strike skill on him, after using that skill he showed everyone how strong he is. he immediately casted epicenter in front of thundar man... | ||||
In the middle of town, a sky scraper looms over the city, it is the Vis building, where Mr. Vis, who is really the superhero Xarxes, paces in his office. "The Executor huh? He sounds like an anti-hero...better than a villain I suppose. I want all heroes brought here, I have a surprise for them..." *meanwhile* Deathstorm, leader of the villains, calls together the villains in his secret volcano lair. | ||||
"tiptoes behind Crizalis* "You realize that I have super human sepped, right?" *sends electricity blots at Crixalis* | ||||
after casting the epicenter and destroying everything near the epicenter... but actually missed to thundar man he quickly hides himself to a sand storm to prevent further damage and to damage thundar man even if his in mid air... | ||||
*grabs Crizalis by the neck and started sending electirc waves down his spinal chord* | ||||
hey im invisible... and only AOE spells and attacks can hurt me... or if you have the "gem of truesight" you can see me... | ||||
"really? I can see you right now." *slaps Crixalis* | ||||
Captain Valiant freezes time and kicks Plato in the nuts. "No you can't!" Captain Valiant flies off. | ||||
haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!.... | ||||
"thanks" | ||||
*wonders what the *beep* just happened* | ||||
Erunion suits up and slings his weapon over his shoulder. He then starts heading towards the Hero tower. Might as well see what's going on around here... | ||||
*runs really fast up to Septim and kicks Septim in the head* "STOP KICKING MY DAMN BALLS!" | ||||
Captain Valiant rewinds time, freezes it, and runs off, Plato falls facefirst into the ground now that Captain Valiant isn't there to kick. | ||||
*Killer drives off with the loot, since no-one seems to be trying to stop him. He carries out the second part of his earlier story, killing most of the thugs. He hears that there is a meeting for the evil guys, so he decides he may as well go to it. He takes half of the loot with him, to give to other evil villians, as he figures he can get more if he needs it, and he doesn't want to get on bad terms with anyone(apart from the good guys. He can get on bad terms as much as he likes with good guys). He decides he better not go himself, and sends two of his clones to it, one to be at the meeting, one to spy and report back if anything goes wrong to the first. He lets the first go normally(guy going to the meeting) and puts a few mini non-detectable cameras on the second(the guy spying from the nearest convenient place). He sits back and relaxes, wondering whether the clones will develop a mind of their own and steal the loot that he gave to them to give to the others.* | ||||
The Executioner and Captain Valiant walk into the meeting, Captain Valiant dressed in a blue generic superhero costume with a C and a V overlapping on his chest. The Executioner wearing a long black trenchcoat and a black shirt underneath, the Executioner carries his colt 1911 as always. | ||||
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crixalis puts the slumbering villain in his back then hurries up to the volcano.. | ||||
*Thundar Man gets the ghey crystal and is able to see Goodboy* Repeat former thing that should of killed him if he wasn't so damn annoying | ||||
Erunion, with his nano-suit on, covering his features, walks into the meeting, then lounges in one of the chairs. | ||||
*Might the God of Cows goes to the evil meeting wearing the latest fashions.* | ||||
*the fashions cause the celebrities to start wearing other clothes* | ||||
Xarxes looks at the group. "Now that you are all here, I would like to give the meeting to Captain Valiant", says Xarxes, sitting down at one of the chairs. Captain Valiant rises. "It seems that villains are banding together to create an Order of Villains, so we will have to take charge and create our own group, the League of Heroes! By the way, cool suit whatever your name is!", says Valiant. *** Firestorm heads the meeting. "I am Firestorm, and all who wish to band together to fight the heroes and gain eternal wealth, sign up here!" | ||||
*Captain Charley decides that new fashions are needed and goes sporting a black jacket with armor plating underneath and also black jeans and a trench coat with a pump shotgun in either inside pocket. He then heads to the heroes meeting to meet his allies in the war on evil........and as he is walking he is thinking that a sidekick would be needed in the future* | ||||
*The Executor sees Charley. Hmph, of course, copy the anti-hero...
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*Charley then improvements into all white with a golden belt before being tked >_>* | ||||
Erunion sits in the meeting, observing and downloading notes to his mental database. | ||||
*starts to sing* She want the lovey dovey lovey dovey kiss kiss kiss kiss! | ||||
*Killer decides that these evil guys don't give anything for being punctual. He stares at the screen connected to the camera of his clone. He starts to work on building a complex machine, not sure quite what it's going to be. He decides it will be an ornament, and won't do much, apart from look really complex, and dangerous, and then he'll stick it outside his door. He buries himself in the work, waiting for something interesting to happen at the volcano.* | ||||
*steals the bubble mixture from Might* | ||||
*Might sits down on a seat near Killer.* | ||||
*Killer looks at Might(through the camera) as he sits down on nothingness, obviously thinking there was a seat there, and falls. He laughs, but his clone wisely doesn't. He finishes making the machine, and sticks it outside...* | ||||
[I was sitting on the floor.] | ||||
*Charley waits for the rest of the heroes to gather while disassembling and cleaning his shotguns and thinking of a good and loyal animal for a sidekick* | ||||
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