Spamalot Castle

Spamalot Castle

23:27:02 Oct 25th 07 - Sir Patton:

*A gold dragon comes down and spots the young sp@mmer, Arthion.*

"The mighty Paladine has ordered me to slay all sp@mmers, yet you are so insignificant in the ways of sp@m, he didn't feel the need to do it personallly to you."

*With that, the gold dragon stomps on Arthion, tears into him with its claws, and then quarters what remains of the bloody pulp*

23:41:21 Oct 25th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim sends a volley of SP@M at the dragon, most of it goes down its throat and causes it to lose oxygen and fall to the Earth several miles away.

"He too will be back..."

*Septim turns to Vengence

"Spoon and I have talked about you...we decided that if you asked we would make you one..."

*Vengence suddenly feels his legs become weak, Vengence falls to the ground and Septim draws his Blade of SP@M.

"By the power invested in me as God of SP@M, I now declare you a Knight of SP@M. Go forth on this day and SP@M the forums under the banner of mighty *beep*alot! You may rise..."

01:28:51 Oct 26th 07 - Sir Patton:

Paladine proclaims himself as the god of Anti-Sp@m, and with it, he revives his dragon and allows his dragons to play havoc on the knights.

"So Septim, let's have it out this way, we don't intervene directly, and we allow the mortals to deal with their own problems, hmm?"

01:34:17 Oct 26th 07 - Lord Jonny Bacardi The Ruined Son:

haha, anti sp@m, sounds a lot like my idea, doesn't it?

01:34:20 Oct 26th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim thinks deeply.

"I believe that is fine...I have confidence in my Knights, Lords, Duke, Prince, and King..."

*Septim stands beside Paladine and looks upon the world below.

01:36:53 Oct 26th 07 - Mr. Might:

"Hoping for his knighthood Might jumps up and throws a large fist of mighty wanabe *beep*mer at Fizban*

01:40:30 Oct 26th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim catches the SP@M

"No Might, kill the dragon, Fizban will not harm you...yet...and if he does I must get directly involved and will most likely have a gigantic godly fight with him..."

01:43:16 Oct 26th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Awww but but could I atleast help you with against Fizban, sir?*

01:47:43 Oct 26th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

"The others need you more than I do...go help your fellow *beep*mer brethren"

01:50:14 Oct 26th 07 - Sir Verll:

*Verll walks up to Septim*

"Since I am in no position help my brethren , I'm gonna have fun with this little dragon. With your help of course"

01:51:10 Oct 26th 07 - Lord Jonny Bacardi The Ruined Son:

"So, whatever happened to my sp@m application?"

01:52:50 Oct 26th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim's voice booms over the sky

"I cannot help you, I am watching with Fizban. You should slay the dragons on your own. But I shall give you this...as a gift"

*Suddenly a blade comes from the sky and lands in the ground in front of Verll.

"The Blade of SP@Mlords. It shall serve you well, Lord of SP@M"

*Septim's eyes turn to Jonny.

"You must SP@M more in order to become a Knight of SP@M, spread your SP@M into all forums and a Knight you shall be"

02:01:21 Oct 26th 07 - Lord Jonny Bacardi The Ruined Son:

"A Knight. A KNIGHT!"

Jonny cries out indignantly.

"I say there sir, what is wrong with thee brains?!"

02:16:31 Oct 26th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*A dagger comes down and lands in Jonny's shoe.

"Use it to get the gum off the bottom of the Mess Hall's table...oh yeah...and it's alright against Anti-*beep* dragons..."

04:45:10 Oct 26th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion walks back in the room*

"being killed by a dragon was an interesting experience.....but everybody knows you can never kill SP@M and all those who SP@M"

05:24:06 Oct 26th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim's voice booms down from the sky once more

"SP@M can be suppressed, but it can never truely die"

15:29:46 Oct 26th 07 - Mr. Might:

Everyone can be killed by *beep* you should know that!!

*Meanwhile hes shooting fists of mighty wanabe *beep*mber at the dragon and has made several holes in it.*

17:07:23 Oct 26th 07 - Mr. Vengence:

'i thank you for my new role as knight of sp@m"

*bows*

17:07:51 Oct 26th 07 - Lord Seloc:

*Seloc rises from his throne where he had watched the chaos.*

"O god of sp@m and of spice and of ham, grate us your divine intervention!"

17:11:35 Oct 26th 07 - Sir Patton:

"And thus we must fight to keep the sp@m at a sheer minimum."

*The gold dragon flies around, waiting for the silly knight that thinks it can take it on*

17:40:17 Oct 26th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim raises his arms and suddenly a mighty fiery dragon comes out of the ground. The dragon roars into the sky and flaps his mighty wings, the dragon goes into the sky and comes down upon Patton's dragon, biting wildly at its throat while clawing at its eyes with his talons.

"Well Paladine, if you get to have a dragon serveant, I would like the same..."

*Septim's dragon rips off Patton's dragon's head and burns it with flames before clawing out the enemy dragon's intestines.

18:02:53 Oct 26th 07 - Sir Patton:

No, dragon-kind serves me. Any more interference into the dealings of your servants and mine will cause me to obliterate you from existance. (I'm playing until Anti-Sp@malot is populated. :-P )

18:06:33 Oct 26th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

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"I am guessing he serves you Paladine...and you cannot obliterate me from existance...only the supreme god, ZeTa, can do that..."

18:41:59 Oct 26th 07 - Sir Verll:

Verll picks up the blade of sp@mlords, but when he turns around to face the dragon, he sees Septims dragon tear up the second dragon.

"Oh...Well" He looks down at the blade "I'm gonna keep you, anyways"

*sheaths the blade

19:02:16 Oct 26th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might sees Verll with the blade of sp@mlords so he runs up and after doing several backflips whacks the blade out of his hands.*

"My Sword!" Might picks up the blade and charges the dragons.

01:56:12 Oct 27th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim hangs up a notice, it says:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To all Sp@mmers of Visual Utopia,

All who join in the SP@M Army recieve:

A lightsaber with a color of your chosing
A .45 automatic SP@M pistol
A SP@M Riot Shield
A SP@M sword

Upon joining the SP@M army you will recieve the rank of Wannabe Sp@mmer.

The ranks of the SP@M army are so,

Wannabe Sp@mmer
Sp@mmer
Good Sp@mmer
Great Sp@mmer
Commander of the SP@M armies

May all who die in the coming war with Anti-Sp@malot die with honor.

Signed,
Septim
God of SP@M

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02:03:27 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Might:

Count me in!

02:04:51 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Wizardus:

I'll join!

02:05:50 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

Why don't I just create a thread for this war?

12:22:57 Oct 27th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

[[OOC: just did! And I talked about it earlier]]

*Septim appears and approaches Wizardius and Might.

"Alright men...you are both privates!"

*Septim pulls out two backpacks and hands one to Wizardius and one to Might.

"This is all the gear that was promised to you, you are to report to the SP@M battlefield!"

*A SP@Mchopper lands on a helipad behind Wizardius and Might.

"Get on that chopper, it'll take you there...I would teleport you, but I am lazy..."

*Septim disappears

13:42:13 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Scientist:

Prince Lucias Septim II

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Sir Patton

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"I am guessing he serves you Paladine...and you cannot obliterate me from existance...only the supreme god, ZeTa, can do that..."

Or his loyal servant.......ME!!!!!

13:45:37 Oct 27th 07 - Lord Seloc:

*Scientist explodes.*

14:49:54 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Wizardus:

*Walks onto Sp@mCHOPPER

18:37:19 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Walks onto *beep*CHOPPER

"Hey am I a COMMAnDER?

18:38:26 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Verll:

*Verll takes out his BEEROSPROUTER-2007 and kills might.

"If you try to steal the blade given by the God of *beep*, then you asked for it."

*Picks up his blade and sheaths it

18:44:41 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might teleports back and plugs his controller into Verll and makes him stab himself 103 times in the face then hand Might back the sword. Might teleports back to the battlefield.*

18:50:54 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Verll:

IT IS MINE SWORD!

Just makes the swords appear in his hand

18:55:50 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might teleports back steals the sword and throws Verll in a prison of wanabe *beep*mers guarded by super duper wanabe *beep*mers.

19:44:33 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Verll:

Just appears next to Might, takes the blade that was given to him and ask

"Why are you trying to take the blade, given to me by The God of *beep*?"

19:57:23 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might grabs it and make a replica out of thin air.*

"Because I want it!"

20:05:31 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Verll:

*takes the blade and makes it untakeable*

"Well you can't have it!"

20:54:08 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Verll doesn't realize he has the replica bwhwhwhwa*

"Alright Alright BYE!

20:55:08 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Verll:

*Might don't realize that it is HE who have the replica

"Bye, Bye"

21:07:33 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Verll thinks I have the replica but he doesn't know I put a spell to tell me which ones the replica so he has the replica.*

21:17:40 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Verll:

*Might doesn't know that as the owner of the blade no-one can put a spell on it except himself and that he can't be tricked by a replica either, because it is his blade.

*Verll waves to Might

"Bye"

22:03:45 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Verll doesn't know that I put the spell on the replica*

"Bye!"

22:14:41 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Verll:

Sir Verll

10/27/2007 9:17:40 PM

*Might doesn't know that as the owner of the blade no-one can put a spell on it except Verll and that he can't be tricked by a replica either, because it is his blade.

*Verll waves to Might

"Bye"

Mistake corrected: P

23:00:12 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Verll still doesn't know that it isn't his blade. Its is the blade of Goretnuitstion!*

23:22:57 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Verll:

Verll just sighs and teleports back to *beep*alot Castle
with the blade of sp@mlords.

23:36:03 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Verll Teleports back with the fake sword of *beep*lords.*

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