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"Only if you can interest the boys enought to get them going." | ||||
"On raids, you are free to do what ever you like until you come back to the longship with the plunder. But on certain ocasions, when I say you can't, you must obey." *Takes a parchment and writes something on it.* "There, since we have more crew now, I guess we can set sail earlier." *Ragnarr hangs the paper on the dock entrance.* The Stormborn sets sail on Friday morning! | ||||
"Oh, trust me Seloc, I'll have no problem with that..." | ||||
"I would've been a good master of arms too!" *Septim pulls out his blade and does this awsome ninja flippy thing with it, afterwards his arms fall off in a very comical matter "Dangit, Slasher...could you?" *Slasher the mongoose grabs a wand and uses it to put his arms back on "You can keep the job anyways, I like being 2nd in Command" *Septim walks down into the ship muttering to himself | ||||
*Ragnarr walks about.* "So, now all we need is a Bowmaster and maybe a singer to lift the spirits of the lads."
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"Seloc plays the fiddle in my resteraunt..." | ||||
I can sing a mean cherry pie | ||||
"You're only good at catching pans and making stuff outta yourself..." (lol) | ||||
i can be a bowmaster i rock with a bow | ||||
i can be a bowmaster i rock with a bow | ||||
Navigator - Selco Second in command - Septim Singer- Seloc + Game and Watch - you can take turns or so, I don't mind Watch- Game and Watch Master-at-Arms- Samus Master-at-Bow- Defensive and a few oarsmen- *Ragnarr comes up to Seloc and the rest with a chest in his hands. He opens it and takes a wood harp, a small fiddle and a few flutes. The wood harp was supposed to be brownish, but it had blood drops dried all over it.* "Well, if you want you can buy a new one, though this one is fine - got it from some southern highborns, the arrogant little fools. The last singer we had - Sven - was snatched by a sea serpent in the middle of his song. He had a good voice and skillful play, but,...poor lad, I hope you have more luck." *Ragnarr goes to Defensive.* "Hey, Defensive, sorry for the table I smashed on you at the tavern. Are you sure you can handle a bow? What experience do you have?" | ||||
"You're also good at...being slapped!!!" *Septim slaps Defensive, knocking him out | ||||
" ime well trained in the art of a bow i have learnd from the best it was infact a mongoose called slasher if i remember correctly... | ||||
" iaccept youre apology for the smashing of a table over my head but i have a problem i ay be driven a wee bit mad if i am froced to be slapped by that septim do please excuse me if i end up throtling him... | ||||
*Slasher the mongoose growls at Defensive Translation: "No you didn't you freak, I only teach people with talent!" "Go ahead Slasher" *Slasher (Whom was trying to halt the urge to claw Defensive's eyes out) attacked, he ripped his spline out and growled Translation: "That's a warning" *Slasher walks away | ||||
"Could I see your bow? Is it an elven cherrywood, myrish gold, composite dothrak?" | ||||
"i will give a show of my archery i will hit this apple off septims head.. then we can have cooked mongoose with apple sauce...." *hits the apple perfectly but the mongoose hides and the arrow misses it.. "never mind apple sauce on its own then..." | ||||
*Slasher walks out and shows Ragnarr his bow, Slasher growls Translation: "It is a Mongoose Longbow, perfect balance, accuracy, everything, now, watch me use it" *He shoots an arrow at Defensive's private area and it skims his pants, Slasher growls Translation: "Better be carefull, I was only showing Ragnarr, but if I wanted to I could of made you infertile." | ||||
"I am impressed, but I required to see our bowmatser's weapon." *Ragnarr makes his usual cold smile and cool look.* "Maybe we should do the fighting after we set sail, and against enemies, aye lads?" | ||||
"my bow? why my bow be made not from weak old wood i use only the best mermaid bone perfectly made and strung with the hair of an ogre.. no wait its the other way round..." | ||||
"Let's hope it's the other way around. Right, you are the bowmaster." | ||||
*Slasher gives Defensive the finger and walks back to Septim | ||||
"woot!" "ime asking nicely for the mongoose to be left behind in this journey please???" | ||||
"No, a rabid mongoose could be very helpful in raids... and keeping you in line." | ||||
" i swear to be good but whenever septim brings that duck thingy it always insists on killing me..." | ||||
*The mongoose gives Ragnarr a salute and pulls out some Squirell Jerkey, he then does a little throat slitting gesture to Defensive before eating. "Hehehe, I think he likes you Defensive..." | ||||
"oh mother..." *defensive makes a note to himself rreminding him to bring his ball protector" | ||||
"He wouldn't hurt a fly...hehehe" | ||||
"yer but ime larger than a fly..." | ||||
"Wanna see my pet?"
"Its a freaking beast!" | ||||
"sweet where cAN oi get one?" | ||||
*Slasher growls Translation: "I'd whoop that any day of the week! Not sure if Septim could though..." "HEY!" *Slasher growls Translation: "Just kidding" | ||||
"The Stormborn is no forest! Septim, your companion can come, since my own wolf Greyjoy is on board. But only if you swear you control him and don't turn him against yer own shipmates. That goes for the rest of you." *Ragnarr wistles* "Greyjoy! Come here!" *A huge white direwolf emerges from some alley of Storm Keep and runs towards Ragnarr.*
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*Slasher walks up to Greyjoy and growls Translation: "Pleased to meet you"
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"Wait, you didn't say if mine could come. I'll have you know that I raised that beast, his name is Princess, since he was just a mere baby. We have formed an unbreakable connection. If you don't let him come with me then I'm afraid I won't be able to go." | ||||
"unless we kidnap the dutchess ime sure the dutch would pay handsomly for her return...." | ||||
*The mongoose looks at Defensive, mouth foaming with rage...he growls Translation: "If Ragnarr hadn't said no, trust me, you would know the true meaning of pain" | ||||
" so atmo i can just piss you off yay!!!" "mongooses suck!!!" | ||||
*Ragnarr sighes.* "If you recalll what I said a few moments ago, Duchess Samus, I said 'and that goes for the rest of you.' Of course, bring your beast, just make sure he does not turn against the crew." *Then Ragnarr looks at his Bowmaster and sighes. again.* | ||||
"Defensive, the last thing I need on a long journey is you pissing off the rest." | ||||
*Princess tears off Defensive's ear for his remark earlier* "Sorry about that, you probably shouldn't say such things or he'll go for more than the ear." | ||||
*fifty thousand mongooses run onto the boat after hearing your comment, Slasher growls Translation: "I can't hurt you, but they can!" *The mongooses attack, except for Slasher, whom is laughing on the boat | ||||
" i know its in the blood .." "my pet rocks!!!" (this has given me the best idea for a hangaround topic pets.... lol great!)
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"ime not sure hell fit on the boat.. " *fixes himself with duck tape... | ||||
"Don't tell me your stupid enough to bring a pet rock... Don't you member from pokemon that water is rocks weakness? Overall not a good choice of companion." | ||||
*Ragnarr seems angry* "SEVEN HELLS, the thing is an ogre! I shall have no ogres on board! Or whatever it is, it's not coming!" *Greyjoy growls, but Ragnarr soothes him scratching him behind the ear.* | ||||
nope i brought an ogre...
" ANd OK MONGOOSE I APOLOGISE FOR PISSING YOU OFF IN THE TAVERN IS MY APOLOGY ACCEPTED?" | ||||
"Rock Ogres Suck..." | ||||
*Looks at Septim* "I shall be very greatful if this small war between Slasher and Defensive ends." | ||||
"ok what about my small pet dragon its very small about the size of a wolf... it can grow big thouigh when i want to ride it here it is...."
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