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VU News
20:46:45 Oct 15th 07 - Lord Seloc: More weird dreams of Verll's
20:49:15 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll: *more weird noises coming from Seloc, that still thinks he is Verll
21:33:39 Oct 15th 07 - Pirate Lewatha: And it's about time for our 7.pm News! The era of Asystole has started and some definatly important things have begun to happen, A few new updates in the era of Asystole are worth mentioning including some debunkers for bless and the King can now give rulership to someone else if he wants to but the most important update is easily the following RIVER JUMPING IS NOW IMPOSSIBLE!! Can I get a cheer people?! cheering comes from the background Anyways Predators has begun in Fantasia and a few people seem to think they'll die right away , Personally I believe Predators might actually stand a chance now after getting wiped out multiple times in fantasia(you never know). Music has gone back to Mantrax where most people are betting on it's domination. It seems Nemesis is having some trouble disbanding. yet PHI has returned and will hopefully, learn something out of the faulties they made previous era's. I should ofcourse not forget to mention that they now have a new, rather black banner. Wether this will give them luck, we shall see in the coming weeks. With all of the general news out of the way, it seems a new person, called Rambo, has arisen. Hopefully there's no connection, but you never know! The question of this era is : Will Dark Blood and Legacy be able to claim the victory? Or will another kingdom snag it away right infront of them? We'll see so , in the next few weeks. This was Lewatha, from the channel Septim news. I'll hope to see you next week.
21:39:34 Oct 15th 07 - Lord Seloc: I never got the nessage....
21:41:53 Oct 15th 07 - Pirate Lewatha: owned Seloc! owned!
06:14:23 Oct 16th 07 - Duke Lucias Septim II: *Septim claps "Wow Lewatha, good work! I hope you didn't mess with Seloc's teleprompter though..."
11:27:53 Oct 16th 07 - Mr. Acelnorst: That was the best VUnews I've seen so far!
21:49:04 Oct 18th 07 - Mr. Might: Whens the news?
22:53:06 Oct 18th 07 - Lord Seloc: When we get info generally....
23:34:07 Oct 18th 07 - Mr. Sigheart: Really I haven't seen much reason to add news, no KDs have been killed, if you are in Fantasia and are interested in this PM me to tell me about what's going on, right now nothing seems to be happening but I could be wrong.
20:29:38 Oct 19th 07 - Mr. Might: How bout starting some propaganda.
21:16:44 Oct 19th 07 - Sir Verll: I like propaganda!
22:23:54 Oct 19th 07 - Mr. Acelnorst: I hopw we wont be seing any LGC adds here... after all, this is septims channel and Septims in MUSIC!
04:14:39 Oct 20th 07 - Demonic Shezmu: you will all perish :) (there's yer propaganda right there)
04:19:48 Oct 20th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim pulls out a shotgun "I WILL HAVE NO PROPAGANDA HERE!!!"
04:28:05 Oct 20th 07 - Sir Patton: The screen crackles and goes staticy for a moment and then another feed cuts in, it shows the map of Fantasia, only its shaped like a globe. Soon the letters 'LNN' come across it and the voice over starts. Live from the Legacy command center, this is LNN with your host, General Patton. Screen goes to show Fizban sitting behind a desk, only wearing old WW2 era military gear and decked out in medals. Good evening, our top story tonight. How many kingdoms does it take to try and whipe the Freedom Fighters off the map? To get the answer from this, we go live to Geraldo Rivera, deep behind FF lines. Good evening, Geraldo. Geraldo : Good evening Fi...err.. Patton. Right now, I'm broadcasting from within FF core where we can see AT LEAST the kingdoms of PHI and MAD arrayed against them. However, rumors lurk of even greater who..err. horrors to the deeper south. Patton: I see, now can you tell me why they would want to attack the Freedom Fighters Geraldo? Geraldo: Well General, I'm afraid I'm not entirely too sure, as trying to study both PHI and MAD would do irreversible damage to my IQ, however, I think that both of those kingdoms are angry at the free world and just want to be annoying terrorists trying to remove freedom itself from Fantasia. Patton: Thank you Geraldo, stay safe out there. Alright, next after the commercial break, we'll meet with our analysts to try to figure out what just what DOES motivate these backwards freedom-hating people and the measures that the free world will have to take against them. This is General Patton, and you're tuned into the Legacy News Network. As the commercials start to roll and you hear the Enzyte music begin to play (And a few of you all take a moment to consider natural male enhancement) the static comes back and VU News is back on the waves
05:18:41 Oct 20th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim looks at Patton "That sounded a bit like propaganda!!! And if you want a job, ask! But otherwise that was pretty good"
13:41:24 Oct 20th 07 - Lord Seloc: "It's a shame I was in freedom fighters until a while ago as I'm gonna have to refaim from commenting on that....." Then slaps Patton "I'm the main anchor man here!"
15:09:10 Oct 20th 07 - Lord Jonny Bacardi The Ruined Son: haha, I liked it. can I get a job over here?
15:19:38 Oct 20th 07 - Mr. Stonefly: ff rulez!
20:23:29 Oct 20th 07 - Lord Guderian: Guderian walks in with triumphant music blaring in the background "Good evening Patton, I heard you wished to assemble some analysts? While I wait I would just like to advertise my book Achtung— Panzer! You can pick this up at your local book store or you can order it online. If you are interested in good tactics, get this book." Waits for the other analysts to assemble
21:38:23 Oct 20th 07 - Mr. Mightier: Ill be a analyst.
22:24:48 Oct 20th 07 - Mr. Atreides: I wanna be an analyst. Technically, I'm in the conflict on FF side, so I shouldn't really be allowed to do so........but, I can tell this channel doesn't really care about extremely biased views, so I'm in!
05:25:16 Oct 21st 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim pulls out a shotgun. "That job was not in the description!!!"
06:07:41 Oct 21st 07 - Mr. Goldsie: Goldsie Pulls out a Tactical Shield and uses it to protect his fellow FF members and their Legitian allies (Plural for Legacy?)
14:39:51 Oct 21st 07 - Lord Jonny Bacardi The Ruined Son: Jonny stands around, looking at septim. "hows it going?"
14:42:09 Oct 21st 07 - Lord Seloc: "Does that inclued me Gold?"
14:57:11 Oct 21st 07 - Pirate Lewatha: since nobody's telling me news, I'll find some myself.
14:57:19 Oct 21st 07 - Pirate Lewatha: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our seven o clock news again! tudu-dum Today in channel septims news: Nothing else than war! tudu-dum It seems the first alliences are made, and the first wars are being fought. At the moment, The Fighters for Freedom, better known as FF, seems to be fighting the anti-drugsdealer kingdom and the philpipine PHI which seem to have a liking for maths. On the side of FF, we have the almighty Legacy, wether they'll be able to be much of a help, is a question of which we will know the answer soon. In other news, most new kingdoms to the world of fantasia are getting owned by the golden oldies. The only kingdom that seems to be able to defend themselves at the moment seems to be the Predators. Might this be a new kingdom which will camp at fantasia permanently? Or are they just getting lucky? We've done a poll and it seems 75% of the people think that they will not make it to the end of fantasia. 15% don't care and 10% say would like to have bumsecks with sp00n. channel septim news, over and out. And this is done specifically to get more viewers! * takes top off * * runs around in circle * There you go osi! * puts top back on *
15:15:38 Oct 21st 07 - Lord Seloc: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our seven o clock news again! tudu-dum Today in channel septims news: Nothing else than war! tudu-dum It seems the first alliences are made, and the first wars are being fought. At the moment, The Fighters for Freedom, better known as FF, seems to be fighting the anti-drugsdealer kingdom and the philpipine PHI which seem to have a liking for maths. On the side of FF, we have the almighty Legacy, wether they'll be able to be much of a help, is a question of which we will know the answer soon. In other news, most new kingdoms to the world of fantasia are getting owned by the golden oldies. The only kingdom that seems to be able to defend themselves at the moment seems to be the Predators. Might this be a new kingdom which will camp at fantasia permanently? Or are they just getting lucky? We've done a poll and it seems 75% of the people think that they will not make it to the end of fantasia. 15% don't care and 10% say would like to have bumsecks with sp00n. channel septim news, over and out. And this is done specifically to get more viewers! * takes top off * * runs around in circle * There you go osi! * puts top back on *
19:31:16 Oct 21st 07 - Mr. Might: >Might< this be a new kingdom which will camp at fantasia permanently? Im famous!
22:31:06 Oct 21st 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim claps "Nice work guys!!!"
20:22:48 Oct 23rd 07 - Mr. Might: The suspence is building for the next news alert!
21:46:18 Oct 23rd 07 - Mr. Soccerfreedom: boo................. wrong thread
00:36:47 Oct 26th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim makes several calls.
13:49:58 Oct 26th 07 - Sir Patton: Static appears on the VU News screens and then the mighty Lgc logo appears, and music (to the tune of the Team America theme) starts playing Legacy......Legacy....... Suddenly two humvees squeal into the parking lot for VU News. Team Legacy! F- Yeah! Comin' again to save the Motha F-n' day yeah! While the music's playing, Team Lgc commandos start throwing C4 packs on all the communications satellites and such outside. After the bombs are set they drive off and the Team Lgc B-52 comes in and carpet bombs the area as the C$ goes off. Leveling the building and making way for real news that at least semi-updates.
18:16:15 Oct 26th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim's clothes are burnt off. "Alright...what the hell?"
19:06:16 Oct 26th 07 - Mr. Might: Might walks around the corner after his lunch break and sees Spetim standing there naked.* "Septim your a women?"
20:01:45 Oct 26th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: Septim looks down. "HE BURNT IT OFF!!! THAT'S IT!!!" Septim creates SP@M robes and goes off to LNN
18:30:39 Oct 27th 07 - Demonic Shezmu: Static interference once again crackles through the ether Live from...static...Carrothian Capital...static...Demonic Shezmu himself with...static... Suddenly the screens are crystal clear and filled with the darkred and black colors of the ancient Carrothian banners mixed with the heavenly blue color of the Legacy banners...from his black throne a demon speaks loudly to the masses watching the screens all over the worlds of VU "Greetings to all Infidels watching...The Province of Carrothia has decided that your time has come to an end...you shall all perish under the destructive forces of our armies...none shall survive, many will try to oppose us on the fields of battle, but you'll all soon come to the understanding that it's futile to pick up the weapons against us...the more you fight us, the more horrors will be send out to annihilate you all..." the demonic entity stares deep into the camera's for a moment, his eerie looking green eyes burning into the souls of those watching "Stand down now and accept our rule over you and your people...or be ruthlessly enslaved after we've destroyed your puny forces of war...we accept NO opposition whatsoever!!! Agree to our terms...right...NOW...or pay the horrific consequenses of your disobediance!!!" A soldier belonging to one of the opposing forces is dragged into the Throneroom of the Carrothian Palace, trying to break free of the Carrothian Guards...whilst Shezmu picks up his infamous black sword... "Behold...THIS...is what will happen to all of you Infidels if you decide to keep harassing our troops with your puny attempts of war against us..." The inscribed symbols on the sword start to emit a green glow when Shezmu slashes it across the chest of his captive...who in turn drops to the floor...dead... "With this...I bid you all farewell..." The static returns and after a while the usual screens return
02:57:05 Oct 28th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: Septim returns. "Tiber will not stand down to demons and neither will I!!! They may be tough, but I'm tougher...well...that Sheemo guy looks pretty tough, but those others looked like worthless peons!" Septim starts making preparations for a demon invasion.
22:57:25 Nov 1st 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: Septim runs up to the desk and sits down, he flicks on the cameras. "Hello people of Visual Utopia, I am Lucias Septim II. As of now there is a SP@M-War going on, it is the second of it's kind. It is between three different factions: Sp@malot, Anti-Sp@malot, and Good Anti-Sp@malot or something like that. Sp@malot is led by me, Anti-Sp@malot is led by Patton or Paladine as he enjoys being called, and Good Anti-SP@Malot is led by Vineraven. So far the war is a stalemate, we shall wait and see how it turns out, you stay classy Visual Utopia." Septim flicks off the camera.
17:44:04 Nov 4th 07 - Mr. Might: Yay! Great news report Septim!
16:28:49 Nov 14th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: Septim flicks on the camera. "Greetings Visual Utopia, I am Lucias Septim II reporting live for VU News, the SP@M war is now down to a DDR contest between myself and Paladine, it is unknown who will win, afterall, I am trained by Fidel Castro, King of Dance Dance Counter-Revolution and Lord of Dance Dance Revolution, so until more on this story arises, you stay classy Visual Utopia." Septim puts on his dancing shoes and runs out, forgetting to shut off the camera.
17:48:06 Dec 4th 07 - Mr. Might: I think we need some news!
08:07:22 Dec 5th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: Septim walks in and hangs up his dancing shoes, he sits down at his desk and clicks on the camera. "Greetings Visual Utopia. The Second SP@M War has ended with a Ceace Fire between Paladine and I. It ended in a fantastic riverdance...until the next forum war...you stay classy Visual Utopia..." Camera clicks off*
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