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*Septim wonders if it is the other Seloc talking to the main Seloc... | ||||
*Seloc wonders that also.* | ||||
*Seloc wonders that also.* | ||||
*Midget Monkey runs in throws all of the keys everywhere except the key to room number 12 the only reason it was room number 12 is that was the last one left* | ||||
"what the hell! a midjet monkey? now thats crazy!!!" | ||||
(Unreal torniment I rule at that game with a sniper!) *Seloc charges throught all the rooms with a minigun shoot the midget monkey that stole the keys.* | ||||
+RUNNING RIOT+ | ||||
*midget gets mad for being shot for some odd reason it didn't kill him* | ||||
*shoots the midjet* | ||||
*Septim's pieces suddenly turn a silvery steel color and form back together into a large puddle, Septim rises out of the puddle and looks at Malekith. Septim the pulls out a plasma sword and cuts down Malevith. | ||||
(OOC: you know this is salaracen right?) | ||||
*midget laughs because he didnt get hit by vineraven's bullet because he is midget not midjet* | ||||
[[OOC: Of course, but you shot me with a minigun!]] *Pelagius pulls out two SMGs and starts blowing the crap outta Vineraven, Pelagius then jumps behind a conveniantly placed overturned table and pulls out a Magnum. Pelagius shoots Midget in the head for the hell of it. "HEADSHOT" "Seloc! I think I'm hearing voices too!" | ||||
"hey you ignored one very important fact... I have an overshield!" | ||||
*Septim pulls out a brute shot and shoots it at Vineraven, Vineraven's shield is destroyed and Septim shoots him thirty two times with two SMGs | ||||
*midget remembers why the head shots didn't kill him hes a highlander* | ||||
*Sean Connery busts into the room with a sword and fights Midget to the death, Connery kills Midget and runs away | ||||
HUMILIATION! *Then an army of russian storm troopers enter lead by the infamous Napoleon! they Immediatly arrest and distroy, mockey's body.*
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*all of his pieces come together because he really cant die* | ||||
"This is what I do to people I hate" *Pelagius shoots a beam of light at Midget Monkey. Monkey is suddenly in a white purgatory. A pencil comes out of nowhere and draws a big line and pushes Midget down it. Midget is suddenly on a sled flying down the line, he soon flies of the sled and starts going down the slope on his face. Midget hears "Agressive alpine skiing" in the backround... | ||||
" i love SKing!" | ||||
*midget finds a board out of nowhere and sleds down on that* | ||||
*Septim looks around. "Well...I guess this thread went a little off track...yay!" *Septim parties with a bunch of eggs and a piniata | ||||
"Ok then......" *Seloc joins in the celebrations.* | ||||
*midget comes in with the beer* | ||||
*vineraven pulls out an orb* | ||||
*Points a Vineraven* "And do you?" | ||||
"well I dont sell beer i just give it away" | ||||
*Septim pulls out one of them wallets that folds out, Vineraven can see a license to sell exotic animals, a liscense to eat exotic animals, a license to hunt exotic animals, a license to sell alcohol, a license to kill, a drivers license, a gift card for Ye Olde Taverne, a business card for Xenilio's piniatas, a license to own and sell things at VU-Mart, and a license to do everything. Septim then folds it back up and puts it in his pocket. "That good enough for you?" | ||||
*Seloc looks at the driver's lisence...* "So your Enrika Snout from feeji.?" | ||||
(lool to that seloc) | ||||
*Septim slaps Vineraven and Seloc "YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!" | ||||
(lol) *Seloc then takes a look at Vineravens orb.!* "YAY!" *Seloc activates it.* "PEACE, WAR, PEACE, WAR, PEACE, WAR.....ect." *All the time the room is changing around them....* | ||||
*bjs bursts through the door faints, gets back up and faints again* | ||||
*midget takes the orb from seloc and almost gives it to vineraven* | ||||
*Takes the orb back and contiunes playing with it whilst simultaniously teleporting Midget monkey into a parrellel universe where Swifty and Co ruled the world.* | ||||
*shudders at the thought* | ||||
*Seloc and Seloc agree whole heartedly.* "Yes mad!" | ||||
*looks at seloc* | ||||
*Septim's face is suddenly very strange looking. "MADNESS! I LOVE MADNESS! GARGLEVOOGLEARKLE!" *Septim is suddenly obsessed with a rock | ||||
*looks at midget monkey.* "Yeh Seloc took them but I didn't that's why hes depressed!"
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*suddenly is snowing a meter thick* Sometimes, the world is black.
Let's build a snowman!
He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
So, let's build a snowman!
Hey!
He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
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*in the middle of building the snowman, Bjs runs in and collapses on the under under construction snowman.* | ||||
*Seloc falls out of the snowman...* | ||||
*vineraven kneels smiling while watching his snow man being destroyed | ||||
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nothing does. | ||||
Until *A mean looking mongoose walks in and puts up a flier, it says: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ye Olde Taverne is a place to go and get drunk, have fun, and get drunk again! SO COME ON DOWN AND ENJOY THE PARTY! Warning: We are not responsible for DUIs, getting liver cancer, death, pain, rape, being beaten to death or near death, being eaten whole by an anaconda, being cooked by canibals, being sexually harassed, having your soul ripped out, being eaten by a Hydra, being destroyed by a mad scientist, or anything that causes or results in death, pain, and/or sadness ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||
oh thats original....... | ||||
*eats flier* | ||||
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