Madidus Nightclub

Madidus Nightclub
17:46:50 Jun 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim runs into the beer filled room, pushes Ernie out. locks the door, and smiles. "Ohhhhh yeah!" Septim begins drinking every ounce of alcohol in the room.
17:47:38 Jun 13th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Mind bomb is from runescape?? lololololol......complete coincidence I guess....... Dirk and Norman come out, tear Arvious's legs off and then shove his arms into his ears before throwing him out the door. Then they put him on a boat and shoved him out to sea Turk and Javier then grab Septim and throw him like a javalin into the boat with Arvious and they both float away
17:54:15 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: watches the bouncers rip up a double of himself, and pulls Septim out of the boat
17:57:52 Jun 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim jumps off the boat, swims to shore, gets onto the deck, and drinks his drunkeness cure, he then pulls out his water-proof cell phone and dials his arms dealer. A man pulls by and throws him a duffel bag, Septim throws him a wad of cash. Septim pulls out a Colt 1911 inside a holster and straps it to his leg, he straps another to his other leg, he then slings the MP5 holsters across his chest over his flak vest. Septim picks up his M4 assault rifle with the grenade launcher attachement and busts down the door. "Say hello to my little friend!!!" Septim mows down Turk and Javier instantly, killing them both, he then aims at Dirk and Norman (Whom are running at him) and blows them away with his grenade launcher. Septim fires in the air screaming like a psychopath before tossing a grenade over to Turk and Javier's corpses, the grenade explodes, leaving pieces. Septim then mows down Ant for good measure before slinging his assault rifle across his back and approaching the bar. "I'll take an Elven Elixer..."
18:04:26 Jun 13th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: [Lets keep in mind that I OWN the Madidus Nightclub....so you cannot GODMOD ME OR MY BOUNCERS] Kicks Septim into a hole that magically appeared in the ground "THIS-IS-MY HOUSE!" Drops an Elven Elixer in after him
18:09:13 Jun 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: [[OOC: I can Godmod your bouncers, just like you can godmod my bouncers in Ye Olde Taverne...]] Septim falls through the hole, reaches the bottom, and suddenly appears in a barstool back in Madidus Nightclub. "Wow....what a rush!" Septim begins drinking his Elven Elixer.
18:30:13 Jun 13th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Septim just discovered the multiple dimensions of the nightclub "Welcome to the Madidus Nightclub stranger...havnt seen you before......Those four bouncers over there are some of the finest trained ex-soldiers in the world so dont try anything
18:33:35 Jun 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim notices that the bouncers are non other than Solid Snake, Sam Fisher, Agent 47, and James Bond. "Wow...alright then..." Septim continues drinking his elixer.
18:43:55 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: grabs a book and asks 007 for an autograph
07:53:55 Jun 14th 08 - Mr. Ant: "wow at lot happens when you fall asleep" the girl had left "ohh, i liked her"
17:24:44 Jun 14th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie sits behind the bar sipping on some vodka
23:42:25 Jun 15th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: Arvious starts to dance "Dun Dun dun dun. Dun dun! Dun dun-dun-dun-can't touch this, dun dun dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun..."
17:35:55 Jun 16th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie tries to ignore Arvious's horrible dancing
18:28:24 Jun 16th 08 - Mr. Ant: Ant kicks Arvious off the dance floor and starts break dancing to lots of cheers
18:29:29 Jun 16th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: *Septim pulls out his blowgun, blows into it, and a small dart zooms down and hits Ant in the neck, he falls to the floor, knocked out cold.
18:32:15 Jun 16th 08 - Mr. Ant: Ant did the worm in his sleep
18:33:06 Jun 16th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: *Septim draws a false mustache on Ant with a sharpie.
18:38:18 Jun 16th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie started pouring random drinks "Mystery drinks!.....grab one and hope you live!"
19:38:11 Jun 16th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: takes the drink with blue bubbles coming out of it and drinks it "Woah, yup, that be a mind bomb!" faints
20:35:21 Jun 16th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Smoke starts pouring out of Arvious's ears Ernie pulls out a fire extinguisher and sprays it on Arvious's head
17:59:15 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Ant: ant wakes up, walks to the bar a picks up a drink "this tastes nice"
18:21:19 Jun 17th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Congratulations! You are the first person to try the Madidus Rum! It only has 200% alcohol in it and almost guarentees you losing you senses for awhile. It could be compared to the Septim Shot of Ye Olde Taverne but only 2 is recommended before you have to sign a waiver in case you go into shock.
18:21:32 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: me drinks another "...Why it taste like water?" explodes after 5 seconds
18:22:37 Jun 17th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Hmm....what? Oh it seems you got the new drink on the menu. Boomshine =O
18:23:55 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: See? you post 5 seconds after my post!!!
18:25:53 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Ant: ant collasped, and couldn't spell, into a seat "wow erness therrr are nnine off yoouuu, cooo" ant fell asleep
18:31:34 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: revives and drinks the one that was purple "Oh damn this tastes good! It's like grapes and lemons and apples and oranges in one glass of ale!"
18:35:34 Jun 17th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: That would be the new Fruit Twister. I need to update the menu.....
18:39:36 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Ant: "fruit, i like sultanas" says ant in his sleep
18:55:44 Jun 17th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: *Septim is standing over Ant while he's sleeping, he drools a bit, but continues watching.
19:51:51 Jun 18th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie smacks Septim over the head with a glass "You have been staring at him for over a day you beep!"
07:55:14 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim turns to Ernie and slaps him. "I like staring!" Septim continues staring at the small insignificant ant.
07:55:41 Jun 19th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: ....."At least buy a drink and stare at him!"
07:57:55 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: "I'll have an irish car bomb, it sounds awesome..." *Septim continues staring.
07:59:14 Jun 19th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Pours an Irish Car Bomb....the fizzing noise coming from it sounds like machine guns firing and Irish men yelling "here yeah go....and stop creeping me out"
08:01:07 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim drinks some of the ICB and continues staring at the ant, it suddenly explodes and Septim laughs. "I knew I could blow him up with my mind! Now, where was I? Ah yes!" Septim drinks the ICB.
08:27:23 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Ant: Ant woke up and reattacked himself with antidestrution fluid "how dare you attack me!!!" sets a billion ants on septim,buys a drink, anything, drinks it while septim gets eaten
08:28:19 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim pulls out a large bottle of bug spray and kills the billion ants, with just ONE bottle. "Yeah..." Septim drinks his ICB happily.
15:22:54 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Shakenbake: "calls animal rights organization" they come and arrest septim an throw him in jail with a serial rapist"
16:43:00 Jun 19th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Starts pouring random drinks again
17:07:33 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: drinks another sample "Ugh, this is terrible!" the drink heard him and came to life and beats up Arvious
17:18:08 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Shakenbake: "oi homo give me a nice drink"..lol cbf 2 se ur list..and i aint drinkin vodka
17:31:18 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim walks into the cell. "I call top bunk", he says to the serial rapest. The serial rapest climbs off the top bunk. "Ooh, this is gonna be fun!", he exclaims. Septim pulls a small whistle out of his nose and blows into it, suddenly, sharp claws shred the barred windows and a small furry mongoose jumps into the room, he skins the rapest alive. Septim and Slasher proceed to escape prison, Septim then bribes a few politicians in order to get rid of any criminal record he has and walks back into Madidus. "Well, interesting trip I had!" Septim sits at the bar. "I'll need another ICB."
17:50:33 Jun 19th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: "Careful....any more than two causes unwanted effects" Pours a second ICB and slides it to Septim "And shake be nice or ill slap you with brass knuckles"
18:30:52 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: *Septim drinks his alcoholic expulsion liquid, takes a pee in the corner, then drinks is ICB.
18:47:08 Jun 19th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Dirk walks over and mops up the urine in the corner with Septim's face and hair before sticking him upside down in the mop bucket "Umm...Dirk is kind of obsessive compulsive when it comes to cleaning things....sooooo I wouldnt do that -.-"
19:20:31 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: after getting beat up by a shake, exploding, and drinking the most wonderful ale, Arviosu wonders whjether he should drink another sample
19:36:48 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: picks up the tallest glass, which turns out to be pure alcohol
19:40:07 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: *Septim wipes his head on Arvious. "No problem..."
19:44:37 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: falls over drunk, then dies cause he brain had too much damage then revives "Wow!" notices he's covered in pee and performs a cleaning spell, then drinks a glass which happens to be a beer that tastes like mud
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Madidus Nightclub
17:46:50 Jun 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim runs into the beer filled room, pushes Ernie out. locks the door, and smiles. "Ohhhhh yeah!" Septim begins drinking every ounce of alcohol in the room.
17:47:38 Jun 13th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Mind bomb is from runescape?? lololololol......complete coincidence I guess....... Dirk and Norman come out, tear Arvious's legs off and then shove his arms into his ears before throwing him out the door. Then they put him on a boat and shoved him out to sea Turk and Javier then grab Septim and throw him like a javalin into the boat with Arvious and they both float away
17:54:15 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: watches the bouncers rip up a double of himself, and pulls Septim out of the boat
17:57:52 Jun 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim jumps off the boat, swims to shore, gets onto the deck, and drinks his drunkeness cure, he then pulls out his water-proof cell phone and dials his arms dealer. A man pulls by and throws him a duffel bag, Septim throws him a wad of cash. Septim pulls out a Colt 1911 inside a holster and straps it to his leg, he straps another to his other leg, he then slings the MP5 holsters across his chest over his flak vest. Septim picks up his M4 assault rifle with the grenade launcher attachement and busts down the door. "Say hello to my little friend!!!" Septim mows down Turk and Javier instantly, killing them both, he then aims at Dirk and Norman (Whom are running at him) and blows them away with his grenade launcher. Septim fires in the air screaming like a psychopath before tossing a grenade over to Turk and Javier's corpses, the grenade explodes, leaving pieces. Septim then mows down Ant for good measure before slinging his assault rifle across his back and approaching the bar. "I'll take an Elven Elixer..."
18:04:26 Jun 13th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: [Lets keep in mind that I OWN the Madidus Nightclub....so you cannot GODMOD ME OR MY BOUNCERS] Kicks Septim into a hole that magically appeared in the ground "THIS-IS-MY HOUSE!" Drops an Elven Elixer in after him
18:09:13 Jun 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: [[OOC: I can Godmod your bouncers, just like you can godmod my bouncers in Ye Olde Taverne...]] Septim falls through the hole, reaches the bottom, and suddenly appears in a barstool back in Madidus Nightclub. "Wow....what a rush!" Septim begins drinking his Elven Elixer.
18:30:13 Jun 13th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Septim just discovered the multiple dimensions of the nightclub "Welcome to the Madidus Nightclub stranger...havnt seen you before......Those four bouncers over there are some of the finest trained ex-soldiers in the world so dont try anything
18:33:35 Jun 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim notices that the bouncers are non other than Solid Snake, Sam Fisher, Agent 47, and James Bond. "Wow...alright then..." Septim continues drinking his elixer.
18:43:55 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: grabs a book and asks 007 for an autograph
07:53:55 Jun 14th 08 - Mr. Ant: "wow at lot happens when you fall asleep" the girl had left "ohh, i liked her"
17:24:44 Jun 14th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie sits behind the bar sipping on some vodka
23:42:25 Jun 15th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: Arvious starts to dance "Dun Dun dun dun. Dun dun! Dun dun-dun-dun-can't touch this, dun dun dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun..."
17:35:55 Jun 16th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie tries to ignore Arvious's horrible dancing
18:28:24 Jun 16th 08 - Mr. Ant: Ant kicks Arvious off the dance floor and starts break dancing to lots of cheers
18:29:29 Jun 16th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: *Septim pulls out his blowgun, blows into it, and a small dart zooms down and hits Ant in the neck, he falls to the floor, knocked out cold.
18:32:15 Jun 16th 08 - Mr. Ant: Ant did the worm in his sleep
18:33:06 Jun 16th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: *Septim draws a false mustache on Ant with a sharpie.
18:38:18 Jun 16th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie started pouring random drinks "Mystery drinks!.....grab one and hope you live!"
19:38:11 Jun 16th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: takes the drink with blue bubbles coming out of it and drinks it "Woah, yup, that be a mind bomb!" faints
20:35:21 Jun 16th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Smoke starts pouring out of Arvious's ears Ernie pulls out a fire extinguisher and sprays it on Arvious's head
17:59:15 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Ant: ant wakes up, walks to the bar a picks up a drink "this tastes nice"
18:21:19 Jun 17th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Congratulations! You are the first person to try the Madidus Rum! It only has 200% alcohol in it and almost guarentees you losing you senses for awhile. It could be compared to the Septim Shot of Ye Olde Taverne but only 2 is recommended before you have to sign a waiver in case you go into shock.
18:21:32 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: me drinks another "...Why it taste like water?" explodes after 5 seconds
18:22:37 Jun 17th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Hmm....what? Oh it seems you got the new drink on the menu. Boomshine =O
18:23:55 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: See? you post 5 seconds after my post!!!
18:25:53 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Ant: ant collasped, and couldn't spell, into a seat "wow erness therrr are nnine off yoouuu, cooo" ant fell asleep
18:31:34 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: revives and drinks the one that was purple "Oh damn this tastes good! It's like grapes and lemons and apples and oranges in one glass of ale!"
18:35:34 Jun 17th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: That would be the new Fruit Twister. I need to update the menu.....
18:39:36 Jun 17th 08 - Mr. Ant: "fruit, i like sultanas" says ant in his sleep
18:55:44 Jun 17th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: *Septim is standing over Ant while he's sleeping, he drools a bit, but continues watching.
19:51:51 Jun 18th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Ernie smacks Septim over the head with a glass "You have been staring at him for over a day you beep!"
07:55:14 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim turns to Ernie and slaps him. "I like staring!" Septim continues staring at the small insignificant ant.
07:55:41 Jun 19th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: ....."At least buy a drink and stare at him!"
07:57:55 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: "I'll have an irish car bomb, it sounds awesome..." *Septim continues staring.
07:59:14 Jun 19th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Pours an Irish Car Bomb....the fizzing noise coming from it sounds like machine guns firing and Irish men yelling "here yeah go....and stop creeping me out"
08:01:07 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim drinks some of the ICB and continues staring at the ant, it suddenly explodes and Septim laughs. "I knew I could blow him up with my mind! Now, where was I? Ah yes!" Septim drinks the ICB.
08:27:23 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Ant: Ant woke up and reattacked himself with antidestrution fluid "how dare you attack me!!!" sets a billion ants on septim,buys a drink, anything, drinks it while septim gets eaten
08:28:19 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim pulls out a large bottle of bug spray and kills the billion ants, with just ONE bottle. "Yeah..." Septim drinks his ICB happily.
15:22:54 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Shakenbake: "calls animal rights organization" they come and arrest septim an throw him in jail with a serial rapist"
16:43:00 Jun 19th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Starts pouring random drinks again
17:07:33 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: drinks another sample "Ugh, this is terrible!" the drink heard him and came to life and beats up Arvious
17:18:08 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Shakenbake: "oi homo give me a nice drink"..lol cbf 2 se ur list..and i aint drinkin vodka
17:31:18 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Septim walks into the cell. "I call top bunk", he says to the serial rapest. The serial rapest climbs off the top bunk. "Ooh, this is gonna be fun!", he exclaims. Septim pulls a small whistle out of his nose and blows into it, suddenly, sharp claws shred the barred windows and a small furry mongoose jumps into the room, he skins the rapest alive. Septim and Slasher proceed to escape prison, Septim then bribes a few politicians in order to get rid of any criminal record he has and walks back into Madidus. "Well, interesting trip I had!" Septim sits at the bar. "I'll need another ICB."
17:50:33 Jun 19th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: "Careful....any more than two causes unwanted effects" Pours a second ICB and slides it to Septim "And shake be nice or ill slap you with brass knuckles"
18:30:52 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: *Septim drinks his alcoholic expulsion liquid, takes a pee in the corner, then drinks is ICB.
18:47:08 Jun 19th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Dirk walks over and mops up the urine in the corner with Septim's face and hair before sticking him upside down in the mop bucket "Umm...Dirk is kind of obsessive compulsive when it comes to cleaning things....sooooo I wouldnt do that -.-"
19:20:31 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: after getting beat up by a shake, exploding, and drinking the most wonderful ale, Arviosu wonders whjether he should drink another sample
19:36:48 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: picks up the tallest glass, which turns out to be pure alcohol
19:40:07 Jun 19th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: *Septim wipes his head on Arvious. "No problem..."
19:44:37 Jun 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: falls over drunk, then dies cause he brain had too much damage then revives "Wow!" notices he's covered in pee and performs a cleaning spell, then drinks a glass which happens to be a beer that tastes like mud
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