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A dropship zooms across the forest quietly, C10 and four Septim soldiers on it.

"Wow! You're C10, I've heard a lot about you", says one.

C10 looks at him, and the soldier shuts up.

Upon landing near the enemy camp they jump out of the dropship and C10 leads his men through the forest, upon arriving at the camp they throw several SP@M grenades into it, killing many, they then begin shooting, two minutes later the camp is deserted and C10 and his men are gone...

"I will dispatch them my lord. No I don't need that many, just send two and we will wipe them all out..."

Deep within the Carrothian realm, Shezmu was looking down at the rows of shadowhoundriders mounted on top of their magnificent beasts...The fur of the shadowhounds ware pitchblack and their eyes glowed brightgreen as if they knew they were about to be send out onto the fields of battle...A few of the riders carried the black and red banner of Carrothia, whilst others carried razorsharp blades...

"it seems our riders are ready m'lord Shezmu" one of the Generals spoke...

"indeed...ready our darkmages and get them to open up the portal...The Carrothian Horde will show these infidels from SP@M what war is really like..." Shezmu answered...

Slowly the darkmages started working their magic and bit by bit the portal grew larger and larger...soon the Hordes of Carrothia would swarm the other realm where the Mustardon troops had been fighting SP@M

The clone and droid armies of Mustardon prepared for battle. It was clear that no army of Sp@mmers could defeat such a large and elite force.

From time to time, a nano-mustard squad would appear...

"Your grace! Your armies are ready for battle."
"Excellent.
Toreanan! What news on the compound?"

"It is ready for the purpose for which you plan to use it, your grace."

"Excellent."

*Another division of clone troopers arrived by Falcon and were deployed onto the ground while the rest provided sniper overwatch positions in the new HummingBirds which were ships that could hover over the area and still remain extremely mobile and was tested to be able to avoid 78% of all anti-aircraft fire with ease.  The snipers tapped into the GPS crosscom system and were watching the Mustardon forces approach via thermal, electronic, and brain scans which would detect clones, droids, and cloaked units.  No enemy would sneak in unnoticed and things were going to get messy soon enough*

*slaps Might for thinking of milk, and rallied the mages for battle*

C10, under the shield before it went up, plants explosives on the shield generator, he runs, using a new SP@M portable shield to deflect shots, he runs like hell and the explosive goes off, taking the whole shield down, C10 grabs a rope that drops from the sky and holds on, it connects to a chopper, he flies off to SP@MMER HQ, and goes to his tent.

***

Sp@m artillery pounds the hell out of Erunion's army.

The shield was down for a total of five seconds as the other generators took over the load. As all these generators were mobile, the armies of Mustardon started advancing, while levying a massive bombardment on the Sp@mmer armies.

{Have no fear, there will be an irreparable power failure just as the battle begins, suspiciously enough...}

*Charleys men fired EMP grenades disabling all electronics of the droid armies advancing and their shields took quite a beating before being disabled.  While many droids were destroyed with the EMP grenades, many EMPs were wasted on those damn shields.  Charley's men, in their bunker positions fired continually with strong sniper and machinegun support.  The Clone Trooper squads were advancing with heavy automatic fire while a new weapon was being brought into the battle.  The Mastadon All-Terrain Battle-Mechs.  They had four legs and two large cannons on the front,  two machine gun positions along the sides, and a mortar on the back of it firing continuously at the Mustardon forces, along with a powerful shield that was powered from a strong generator from within.  Even without this shield, its armor plating could take an extreme beating from the mustard slime of Mustardon.  It was not invulnerable but it was the closest the Clone Armies had come so far with their technological knowledge*

*Charley's men were shocked to see that the EMP grenades did so little damage and they decided to fire FRAG grenades and HE Grenades at the advancing troops while firing counter-artillary fire. 

The HummingBirds fought with the stringray hover-tanks, firing RPGs at them from above.  Heavy MG fire was raining down on the droids from the deeply entrenched positions that protected them from the artillary and gave them clear line-of-sight of the approaching armies. 

Finally the Mastardons paired up near the bunkers with their shields active and firing mortar shells high into the air and raining them down upon the droids heads.  Their energy cannons fired time after time and the MG positions on them never stopped firing*

[[Milk has lactic acid and it can dilute the mustard of Mustardon!(or we can say the enzymes will eat them)]]

[[Enough being mean to Might....or this will just turn into a flame war]]

MWAHAHAHAHA, I SHALL ENVELOPE THE LAND IN MY SP@M WAVES!!!!! WAHAHAHAAHAHAAH!!!

[clearly this guy has some issues...]

[[I'm gonna guess Septim takes the parts back to SEE?]]

Septim, the God of SP@M, appears with his super, SP@M vacuum! He sucks the Mustard out of the trench and into the Yellow Sea! He then heals all of his clones using his SP@M healing powers.

**Everything above this is a joke, that didn't really happen...**

C10, from the base camp a mile away, sees his men dying. He raises his walkie talkie.

"Execute order sixty seven...", he says.

Two thousand mini-bombers appear on the horizon, they destroy the Mustardion Ships with a massive barriage of SP@M missiles.

*Mights Cow Hordes quickly overrun the Mustardon positions and massacre thousands with ease. Mainly because the Mustardon soldiers go, "Its only a Cow! With a very big gun...."

Mights giant Milk Hand destroy the shield generators and disrupt the communications to-from Mustardon.

*Charley had the men wounded by the mustard attack pulled back to a medical evacuation zone and then had a new trench dug behind where the old one had been and this time reinforced it with concrete and had a reinforced anti-mustard roof added so that the same thing wouldnt happen.  Also generators were activated adding shields to the bunkers.  The clone troopers fought back with the fierceness of humanity.  Falcons reinforced the Hummingbird air fleet and then the new Peregrine version of the Falcon was introduced.  It had missiles that would fire, hit mach 3 and then smash into the enemy.  There was no way to outrun or target the missiles, and using coutermeasures didnt not effect them very much*

"KILL HIM!"

As Plato's troops start running from the bunker, they fail to realize that all the information that they retrieved was a faked defence mechanism. Everything in the facility had been automatically destroyed long before that.
Putting the disk into a laptop, Plato's men started running towards a clear zone that it showed.

Then the fire started.

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With renewed vigour from the recent orbital bombardments, Mustardon's armies struck hard at the broken Sp@m forces, sending them flying back to their trench.

Shaking their head at the sheer impossibility of a trench that large and filled with concrete could have been put up in under fifteen minutes, the vaguely amused Mustardonian forces set up their own defensive position on a large hill nearby.
Using their height advantage well, the Mustardonians started unleashing a hail of disrupter rounds* from their highly accurate and long range rifles.


* Disrupter rounds are fired from a two shot weapon, a laser blast is fired at the same time as a high explosive round. These fire at semi-automatic, and are fired from the all purpose Mustardonian assault rifles. They are accurate at extremely high ranges, and devastating, as the HER passes through all enemy shields with the laser round providing Prep.

Then C10 wakes up. His dream ended. He was still inside the Zero gravity container with no idea where he was. He could even be under ground. He could not sense where his items were, (having recently been destroyed), he tried to use his powers to escape but they were of no effect, every time he moved he felt a sensation as one of the spikes poked him.

He now realized that he was in the container for the duration, or at least until someone came to save him.

{Septim, you can have sp@m god powers when we fight like that, but this is battle time. Not the force. Now if you want me to have battle droids that can force choke the life out of everything...}

{I don't mind that Septim the only problem is that he is underground so he is still alive and kicking in a hidden base}

As the Sp@m fleet engages the CIS space fleet, the Mustardonian fleet jumps out of hyperspace.
Thousands of missiles launch out of their bays in the Mustardonian ships and deal heavy damage to the enemy fleet, as the Mustardonian fleet engages in combat with the rear of the Sp@mmers.

I have,

1 Command ship,
20 Dreadnoughts,
30 Capital ships,
60 Destroyers
Over 1000 frigates. (The bulk of my fleet)
2500 Nighthawk class fighters,
2500 'C-wings'                                        Bold are fighters.
5000 Mustarodren.

As the team finishes off the guards in the hanger, the doors slam shut and the shields are deactivated. Suddenly the bodies of the droids and all the commando's are sucked into space. Then the shields are reactivated. As C10 hopelessly floats in space he is attacked by a buzz droid which severs his head.

"There goes another clone :)"

{Now that my defenses are in place no further group will be able to board my ship. I have too many vessels protecting it}

 Charley fearing that the battle was shifting in the wrong direction pulled out his ace....he had been recieving the transmissions from space and decided that his numbers were enough.  He called in the capital ship "Without Remorse" and its 50 Victory class dreadnaughts, 50 Annihilator class capital ships, 50 Kalir class destroyers, and 750 Doomsday class frigates.  The fighter numbers over 50,000......the dreadnaught had a main cannon that would cripple any smaller craft easily.  The energy output was immense.  The laser cannon batteries were extremely dense and high powered making fighter attacks very unlikely. 

Also all Clone forces were pulled off the planet and moved deep into space....to prepare the final doom of Mustardon.  The fleet "Intimidation" began its assault on the Mustardon forces and the fighters were released. 

The "Without Remorse" had a special refraction shield which completely repelled all outside forces ranging from, ships, missiles, lasers, and other weapons that the Mustaron forces were equipped with.  It was impenetrable as long as its many power generators kept up with the demand.  And many were in reserve in case more power was needed. 

The battle shifted once again in Sp@malot's favor.

*Septim uses his powers to keep Erunion's in check.

"He said that they were impenitrable as long as the shield generators and back-up shield generators were working...and that it was invincible to all the weapons you are equiped with, use you're imagination Telcontar...what about the weapons WE are equipped with...", says Septim through a telepathic link to Erunion.