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"ummm....thats really mud.....Norman grows the hops, olives, limes, and other items for our drinks behind the nightclub. He was using that glass to scoop mud and fertilizer (animal poo) but he had to come in here to keep control of you weirdos." *Norman grabs the glass from Arvious angerly* "Oh great...now Norman will have to wait for the horses to go again" ._. | ||||
*Septim watches intently. | ||||
*pukes several times in the boys bathroom and comes out* "Ah, MUCH better..." *drinks a shot which tastes like grape soda and apple cider in whiskey* "What an... odd taste... but at least it didn't get injur-" *Suddenly, his head turns into an apple and his arms turn to grape vines* | ||||
"Stop drinking drinks that arent on the menu.....order drinks.....I no longer have drinks sitting out....BUT" ANNOUNCEMENT | ||||
"Ummmm...I hate Mister Sarafan, I'll have the best drink you've got!" | ||||
"That would be difficult since most are the best" ☺ [Hands Septim a glass of Black Froth] | ||||
*Septim holds it. "This is your strongest...right?" | ||||
"Nah...you just asked for the best drink....so I gave you one no one has ordered.......if you wanted the strongest drink you need a Madidus Rum...specially brewed here at the nightclub" | ||||
"Gimme that too." *Septim drinks the black froth, and his eyes melt out, he pulls out two new ones and pops them into his eye sockets. "Wow, that was good!" | ||||
*Pours a Madidus Rum* "Here sign this waiver....this has more alcohol than moonshine and its over 300 proof.....one is the limit as we dont want people dropping dead....the rum is kept in an airtight vault" | ||||
*Septim signs the waiver and mutters "Drunk Demise Ripoff" before drinking the Madidus Rum, his throat burns with pain, and all of the organs in his chest liquify and burn, Septim's eyes melt out again, his skin melts away from his bones, and only a skeleton is left behind. | ||||
"Err... Umm... Sarafan... Oh, umm, he.... I... he oh umm... yeah. And then, umm... a huge... space monkeys... something, damn... One ale please." | ||||
[lol I didn't even know what the Drunk Demise was in Ye Olde Taverne....I just thought it was a strong beer....this...is Rum....Madidus Island Rum....made by Norman the bouncer and brewer] PS[Beer has a MUCH lower percentage of alcohol than rum -.- otherwise it really wouldnt be beer would it?] | ||||
[[OOC: I never said the Drunk's Demise was beer...:D]] | ||||
[Ye Olde Taverne didnt serve any drinks other than beer or ales that I knew of....the Madidus Nightclub serves exotic drinks, martinis, mixed drinks, rums, and many of the basics EXCEPT...no beer as it isnt exotic -.-] | ||||
[[OOC: We would serve anything you'd order, nobody ever ordered anything except ale, beer, Septim Shots, the Drunk's Demise, and on one occasion, milk...]] | ||||
[Yeah I read the milk part once.....funny....] | ||||
Come one! Come All! To the Madidus Nightclub! Come in! have a drink! and tell some tales of fame and fortune to the other veterans here | ||||
*walks in drunk* "i wan a voddkaa" | ||||
*Pours a vodka from a marked bottle* "Here ya go....enjoy it" | ||||
"One Boomshine, pronto." | ||||
*Pulls a drink from a bottle in the vault and hands it to Arvious with metal gauntlets and full ar*beep** | ||||
*Walks out to the front of the nightclub and posts a sign* "First Timers Get Their First Drink Free" | ||||
"DARN, just get me a drink, you can choose ernes" | ||||
Im tired of saying to just look at the menu -.- soooo....MENU ☺ DRINK MENU NORMAL DRINKS MIXED DRINKS MARTINIS
NON-ALCOHOLIC | ||||
*Pours Ant a Black Knight and slides it to him* "Careful of the side effects of some of these drinks" | ||||
"Give me a Fruit Twister and keep 'em coming." | ||||
*Pours a drink and puts some fruit into a bowl before crushing it up. He then pours the fruit into the mysterious drink. Ernie slides the drink to Arvious and it improvements rainbow colors before his eyes. Ernie then makes several more and slides them to Arvious* "Careful...fruit helps alcohol absorb into the body faster.....in case you didn't know. So it is very potent. | ||||
Arvious already drank them all before Ernie said anything. "You sae *hic* somethang?" | ||||
*Watches as Arvious tips over in his seat and hits the ground unconscious* "Hmm....well Ill just sit this drink here" *Sits a fruit twister behind the bar* | ||||
*wakes up hours later in the dumpster and stumbles out, lceans himself, and walks back inside with a headache* | ||||
*Hands him the fruit twister* "Here that should fix that headache....the best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk" | ||||
"Thanks, Ernie." *drinks it* "Bah, i need a blue rasberry slushie." | ||||
*Pulls out some more fruit and then some ice from a spot underneath the bar counter. Places it in a large bowl and then begins crushing it all up and pours it into a glass. Ernie then slides the glass to Arvious.* "Blue Raspberry Slushie order UP! | ||||
*walks in and notices a dead man sipping a slushie* "ZOMG, IT'S A ZOMBIE!!!!!" *grabs a rifle and shoots the zombie until it dies* "Alright, who's the manager of this place." | ||||
*Raises his hand* Depends....the nightclub could be closing soon due to the fact that this island is still volcanic and will be erupting soon. | ||||
"Well, I gotta say this is one pretty darn cool place. You got any fine wines here?" | ||||
"Of course" *Opens a cabinet* "What kind do you want? We have some fine and rare wines that wouldn't leave you dissapointed" | ||||
"Give me the rarest wine you could possibly ever have. Don't worry about the cost, I got millions." | ||||
"hmm....lets see here" *looks through the cabinet and finds a bottle covered in cobwebs. He takes it out and wipes it off* "says here....Dragon's Breath. Im guessing that's rare since Dragon's are hard to find these days. *Pours some of it into a glass and puts the rest away* "here ya go" | ||||
*Drinks it and feels a nice hot feeling in his mouth like fireworks, with a good red wone flavor* "WOOT!!!!! HEre's your cash." *Hands Ernie 2 million dollars* | ||||
*Septim walks in coughing heavily, he insults Arvious before sitting down. "Statler! Statler! Pour me something strong!" | ||||
*stares at the man insulting him* "Do I even know you!?!" | ||||
"i don't know, but i remember knowing you. i have been away for a bit." *sits down* | ||||
*Pours everyones drinks* Well im back....not sure what ive returned to.... | ||||
"You've returned to reality, welcome back!" | ||||
Hell....idk where I am.... *Pours a haiku martini* | ||||
"Neither do I..." | ||||
*Kicks in the door* | ||||
*Septim notices that the door wasn't there in the first place, and the "club" is now a decaying craphole (after about three generations passed...XD). "I am enjoying my drink...you?" | ||||
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