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*rubs eyes* *casts his animal magic and turns might into a rhino* *turns cows into rhinos including mights old cows to have a bigger rhino army including mgiht in it* *goes off in search for more palces to conquor

*turns to might and asks for a truce and with the combined pwoer of cows and rhinos we can take over the world!*

*uses rhinos to take voer china*

*sits back in china for a little *beep*illing planning...soemthing...*

*walks into the war, wondering what is happening*

'i miss much?'

ok

*grabs a can of SP@M*

'man am i hungry'

*sighs*

'well, i guess that is a fair result, even if we are far suprior'

*sighs again*

'ah well.....'

*gets  a poster of *beep* out and puts in on the wall, bows and starts to sing*

'your beautifaaaaal. your beautiful, its true. i saw the can, in a market place, and thought ah theres some fooooood'

*stops singing*

'ill drink to that!'

*grabs a beer, and passes another to gaius*

'To SP@M!'

(any1 feel like playing MONARCHY?)

"Yes! What they're saying!"

*Septim drinks.

*killstone breeds his might rhinos to make even more mighty rhinos!* *appoints rhino generals* *meets with rhino generals*

*Fizban, camped out with his mighty anti-sp@m sniper rifle, aims and then takes out Gaius Aurelae.*

Sorry, we can't have radical sp@mmers wanting the death of non-sp@mmers...

*Might picks up Killstone and puts him back in China.*

"Continue taking over the Middle-east."

*killstoen points out that the rhinos were right on top on ron and therefore he nuked him self*

*searches asia in search of more rhinos*

*Might walks toward Septim*

"Or a God of Cows."

"How bout a ultimate 1v1v1 God fight? TO see whos the best God around?"

*Might Moos*

*Gaius comes back up*

"That *beep* failed... Now he shall feel my wrath."

*Gaius sends his giraffe army to rape and deflour Ron*

*Septim disappears into *beep*alon (The heaven of Sp@mming) for five days.

Youre lookin the wrong direction: hes going to Sp@mmalon, not Spalon "nods in disaprovance"

*Gaius giraffes finish Ron off*

"Sp@m always wins, my friend"

*wonders where everyone went*

hello? anyone there?

*relizes hes all alone and gets scared*

"I went to Sp@mmalon with Septim... It isn´t that nice... Nobody sp@ms there!"

*takes up sp@m flamingo and chows in*

"thank you person from above! This is very generous of you!"

*bows down to the mighty people in ap@malon

*hides within the ehart of china*

*fears the gods that watch over the lands of *beep* hoping they will not smite the innocent*

*killstone hides before might starts eating him again*

ill become a vegan! jsut leave me alone! =P *pulls out cheeseburger and eats*

"i agree might start soemthing that doesnt involve me!"

*Gaius hears Might´s challenge*

"I will fight you"

*Sends his giraffe army to attack Might*