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The Arena | ||||
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"But if you want to be the LAW of the arena then you can hold a second post, Arena Police!" *Septim pulls out his sword and suddenly Epyon kneels "I now dub thee Arena Guard Epyon!" *Septim disappears and Septim walks over to Epyon "You just saw the real Gaius Septim, not many people get to do that" *Septim holds out his hand "I am Septim-216" | ||||
That explains how old he is... | ||||
"Wow I was just dubbed by the real Gaius Septim! I will now assume my new position as the head of the Arena Police." | ||||
*Septim walks up to Epyon "Well, If people actually come to break the law then we might be set!" | ||||
"i leave for 2 secs and lion appears during my battle :P well sleepy time for ninja. be back tmr." *puffs away in a ball of smoke* "i will be back"! | ||||
*Epyon looks puzzled* | ||||
*Septim looks around and suddenly he touches his ear "Hmmm, yes, ok..." *Septim walks through a door leading underneath the arena | ||||
*Epyon marches to a door next to the entrance to the arena leading to his office where he sits down in his chair and starts watching late nite tv on the tv on his desk* | ||||
*Some guy in a ski-mask walks into the arena and starts stealin' stuff... | ||||
*Epyon wonders why someone would want to steal from the arena since there isnt much there, then goes and beats up the burglar with his beat stick and throws him in the dungeon.* | ||||
*A man in a suit walks in and puts up a notice, it says: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By the official law of Visual Utopia, Gaius Cephorus Septim is being sued under charges of posting way too many things that have no relation to the topic. Citizens of Visual Utopia that like or dislike Gaius Septim may come and flame him or defend him. Location: Septim gets Sued, Roleplaying Section, VU Forums Signed, Antonis Yurilus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||
*Walks in reads the notice and shrugs* | ||||
*Septim walks out into the arena "I CHALLENGE EPYON AGAIN!!!" | ||||
*Epyon jumps up from sleeping in a chair* | ||||
*A sword appears in Septim's hand "Say 'ello to my 'lil friend!!!" *Septim runs at Epyon and slashes at his arm, Epyon blocks and kicks Septim in the gut, Septim recovers and roundhouse kicks Epyon in the face... | ||||
*Epyon hits Septim's sword out of his hand. Then Septim kicks Epyon in the arm making him drop his sword. They both assume a martial arts position and an epic battle of Kung Fu erupts!!* | ||||
*Septim gets up from his fake passed out state and rips off Epyon's head, Septim then dies of a heart attack "It's a draw!", said the ref. *Septim and Epyon are suddenly brought back to life "Good match Epyon!"
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*salaras walks in* | ||||
*Walks in with a gun at his hip and starts filling everyone with lead* | ||||
*Goldmeister puts on a black trench coat and sunglasses, then extends his hand out in front of the bullets and they all stop, as if stopped by an invisible wall, then fall to the ground* | ||||
*Septim walks up to Marik and looks into his eyes, a strange sensation fills Marik "Kill yourself...Kill yourself...Kill yourself...Kill yourself...Kill yourself..." *Marik's arm goes up under his chin, gun in hand, Marik cannot stop the urge to pull the trigger and kills himself "Good boy..." *Septim turns to Salaras "I accept the challenge!" *Septim pulls out a sword and smacks Salaras with the blunt edge | ||||
*Epyon stands up* | ||||
*Seloc walks in followed by the real Septim discussing some matter. They stop in front of the group, suddenly lightning hits Epyon and he falls to the floor. Septim then disappears after agreeing to something. The arena gates open and suddenly the place is filled with giant man-eating-ant-eaters. Seloc then takes a seat in the audience and watches the others struggle.* | ||||
*kassius walks in, takes of the top hat and under neath is captain pugwash the monkey holding a knife in either hand "Go for the eyes pug!!!!!!!" kassius fills the room with demonic laughter as pug goes and eats evryones eyes* | ||||
*Watches pugwash multilate the meatballs in a dish of spagetti and meatballs.* "Well it's a monkey, what you donna do..." | ||||
*Septim looks at the monkey "Hmmmmm...I am sure that he *points to a gorilla* needs some company in bed..." *The male gorilla grabs the male monkey and heads into the gorilla barracks... | ||||
*Gets up without a head* | ||||
*Septim looks into Marik's eyes and waves his hand in front of his face "You want to beat yourself to death with a hammer..." *Marik feels an uncontrollable urge and smashes himself to death with a hammer | ||||
*Spirit rises out of body" | ||||
*Marik's spirit cannot stay in Septim's body due to years of alcoholism and spamming. Marik's spirit is immediately destroyed and Septim looks at the crowd of people before him. Septim pulls out a flashy thing from men-in-black and puts on sunglasses. He then presses a button on the flashy thing. "I never called you all those bad things, you should sit down and read a book" *Everybody does as Septim says | ||||
* Specs of dust his spirit has become float together to make a mouth* | ||||
*Septim runs in to the soldiers and cuts one's arm off, he then stabs his sword backwards, going though one's chest. Septim blocks two blows to him and cuts one man in half. Septim then grabs a fallen soldier's sword and blocks two blows at once, he cuts both of the men's arms off and pulls a double-lariat, cutting ten men's heads off. Septim then blocks around five blows and stabs two men in the chest. Septim then blocks a blow and cuts two men's head off, Septim stabs the man with the severed arm and blocks two blows. Septim battles for around 35 minutes before the battle is over...and Septim is the winner!
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"Dangit... Oh those were peasents in armour.. hee hee um..." | ||||
*Septim-214 looks at the nazguls and host like creatures and says a cheesy one-liner before running into battle. He runs towards a nazgul, who tries to bite Septim, Septim jumps on his head and sends his blade through his skull. The nazgul falls and Septim shoots a crossbow bolt at the strange host- like creature, hitting him where it hurts, Septim-214 is then killed by an angry host-like creature. *Septim-215 throws a spear at a nazgul, hitting him in the throat and killing him instantly. Septim-215 then grabs the spear and stabs it into a weird-host like creature's skull, killing him. Septim-215 then jumps on another nazgul and stabs a spear into it's eye. Septim pulls the spear out and drives it into it's eye before being eaten by another nazgul. *Septim-216 stabs a nazgul in the chest and is promtly slashes at, Septim-216 dodges the slash and stabs a dagger into it's side, Septim-216 uses the dagger as a ladder as he climbs up the side of the nazgul, upon arriving at the top he kills a weird hostlike creature by stabbing it in the face, Septim-216 then sees the nazgul he is on top of swallow Septim-215. Fueled by anger Septim-216 cuts off the nazgul's head before being slashed in half by the last nazgul. *Septim-217 runs into battle and kills the last nazgul with a spear to the throat. Septim-217 then regroups with the other Septims and battles the rest of the weird hostlike creatures. Septims 220, 223, and 225 lost their lives in the process... | ||||
"Darnit" | ||||
Forget it I'm not reading that...... | ||||
*The real Gaius Septim appears and raises his arms, the nukes are all deifused and the world is restored to it's previous grandeur. The real Gaius Septim then sends Marik's soul to Sithis, a god who loves to torture...the real Gaius Septim then disappears | ||||
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" | ||||
"Well that was fun." *Seloc claps his hand and the arena is filled with lions again.* "YAY!" | ||||
*A mongoose walks up and puts up a flier, it says: YE OLDE TAVERNE Ye Olde Taverne is a cozy Tavern in the roleplaying section, it has a beer pool, lots of tables and chairs, and lots of good ol' fashion fun! C'mon down and join the party! Signed, Gaius Septim | ||||
*salaras stands up after being hit with the blunt end of the sword* | ||||
*Septim hangs up VUPAVUPAS banners all over the arena | ||||
Big mac chesse | ||||
IVE COME TO FIGHT IN THE ARENA and if he says that again hell be my first oppenent | ||||
Big Mc-Cheese (Its a name) | ||||
ok i thoght he was promoting mcdonalds | ||||
*Septim walks up behind Dragonboy and pokes him on the shoulder "I accept..." *Septim and Dragonboy are suddenly in the arena, Septim pulls out his blade, Firengard, and attacks... | ||||
*vineraven walks in* | ||||
*Septim sheaths his blade "Your lucky, Dragonboy, that Vineraven knows the rules..." *Septim looks at Vineraven "You can be the announcer, you act as a ref and say when the match is over. Do you accept?" | ||||
aw i really wanted to fight someone *pulls out his dragovian sword*"how about mr. jay brown who keeps saying big mac cheese | ||||
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