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Spamalot Castle | ||||
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TALK GOD DAMN ENGLISH!!! | ||||
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EPIC REVIVE | ||||
For what purpose? I already control the land around the castle :-p | ||||
BECAUSE I'M BORED! EPIC REVIVE... AGAIN!!! | ||||
"Nope, that's sp@m country, kitten country is over there!" *Septim points to the moon. | ||||
God of *beep* - Septim Council of *beep* - Septim, Senturu, Spoon, and Effrandor Wow, this is out of date. Almost all of the people on here aren't here anymore or unheard of after being mugged by a Canadian drug dealer. | ||||
XD. Only the God remains. XD | ||||
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So do I...your point is? | ||||
Aren't I the new knight of Sp@m or something... Oh well. | ||||
My people settled around Sp@malot castle eras ago! :-p you are surrounded by Deallus members =D | ||||
*Septim uses his power over the land of Sp@mshire to destroy all of the petty walls and buildings the Deallus members made. He then uses his sp@m powers to kick Deallus over to where the kittens should be... Fool should know he was only there because I let him be there...with a name like Sp@mshire it's sort of dumb to think that the God of Sp@m has no control over it... | ||||
"I build it when I was a knight of Sp@malot ! Do you openly attack us as a sign of war? Your powers have weakened greatly in the recent times old one...do not do this." | ||||
"How am I supposed to trade with you surrounding me...and besides, those Kitten lands are open for the taking! Make your own!" says Septim. | ||||
"My lands were built around yours! Towns! Markets! Churches! Homes! You destroyed them all in your blindness! You had passage in and out easily." | ||||
"I had no land! Only a castle! What is a castle by itself? I allowed you to build around my castle because you were a Knight of Sp@m! You are now a God of Kittens...you say you "grew up", so rid yourself of your previous life and create your own thread! Leave your kitty politics out of mine unless it is war you desire!" | ||||
God ? God of *beep* - Septim - Plays Council of *beep* - Septim, Senturu, Spoon, and Effrandor - Plays,Plays,Plays, So really, they have just left the RP forum becuase it sucks? | ||||
"So really, they have just left the RP forum becuase it suckED?"
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Senturu plays? Bull$|-|1t! He comes in and makes a random post every once in a while, but that's IT! | ||||
He plays...I don't think he posts really ever. | ||||
*Septim checks the mail one day and finds a pack of RC Cola from: "Hmmm..." *Septim opens a cola and drinks it. "Ahhh...the taste of victory..." | ||||
*Laughs because RC Cola is the worst stuff ever* | ||||
*Septim notices a remote control car in his cola. "What the hell?" *Septim begins playing with the RC Car hidden in the RC Cola. | ||||
*Arvious revives the topic.* | ||||
*rerevives topic | ||||
Hmmmm, I think I'll PLUNGE INTO DARKNESS | ||||
*Travis grabs a lasso and pulls it back up.* "Not on my watch..." | ||||
*Suddenly, the doors burst open, and a man walks in. "I, Valan Validus Septim, son of Validus Gaius Septim, am here to reclaim my position. Travis, you are to take a spot at my right hand as the King of Sp@m." *Septim stands before the sp@m army (which mostly consists of limitless Septim clones). "Sp@mmers of Visual Utopia! I, the God of Sp@m, have returned from my two day self-imposed exile from this place! With Deallus, a former sp@mmer, as a moderator, we can no longer afford to sit around and do nothing. He will come down, hard, but that is to be expected. Those who die will be remembered as brave men who stood up against the tyranny of the moderators! We will no longer bow down before them as if they were Gods! Eat hardy, for tonight we DINE IN HELL!!! FOR SP@MALOT! FOR VISUAL UTOPIA!" *The crowd cheers, and Septim steps down from the stage. "Travis, lets discuss our plans..." | ||||
*Travis steps down and sits on a throne made of sp@m.* | ||||
*Walks in* *Walks out* | ||||
*Travis wakes up from his map to see the door close as someone left. Travis shrugs and goes back to sleep.* | ||||
*walks in the door Mikey walked through | ||||
"Well that was depressingly abrupt" | ||||
"Stop calling me Mikey!" | ||||
"Alright, see ya Mickey!" *Travis goes back to sleep.* | ||||
"Call me Mikey one more time and I will revoke any sympathy I have towards Sp@malot! It will be your own doing!" | ||||
"Meh, I don't feel like sp@mming anymore..." *Septim hands the keys and what not back to Travis and leaves again. | ||||
"Septim, can you make up your godsdamn mind?!" | ||||
"He has to keep you on your toes or else you will get lazy." | ||||
Suddenly, a light shines on Sp@malot, and a magnificent figure in robes of white sails from Speaven, the man is the original Septim. A collection of every Septim that has ever existed all put into one man. | ||||
*Travis wakes up covered in dust on the King of Sp@m throne.* "Ehh, what did I miss?" | ||||
*Larson woke up covered in dust, bird droppings, and slime.* "Ehh, where am I?" [[EPIC REVIVE... YET AGAIN!]] | ||||
i DEMAND THAT SEPTIM MAKES A NEW LIST OF SP@MMERS :P | ||||
*does not participate | ||||
God of SP@M - Septim Bad sp@mmers who require lessons on good sp@mming - Zyrike, Electric. Not enough new sp@mmers to fill the list, so I'll have my good comrade Chev and Sir William of Worcheshire fill the gaps. >.>
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>.< I do deserve my title, of course its pretty funny that half the threads Septim made, got locked because "it encouraged sp@m" lol | ||||
"Can you make a list of said threads? I only remember the Sp@mmers Academy, which encouraged good sp@m, and the Sp@mmers Elections, which is where I got my title in the first place." | ||||
Upon the Great Gates of Sp@malot Castle, a man clad in blue attire with cyan hair rode his white steed, Coverak, up to the massive wooden doors, followed by two men. They dismounted and the leader punched the door, which was the only way to knock on it. After all, it's about five feet thick. He then yelled, "Open the gates of Sp@malot, for I, the King of Sp@m, return!" Slowly, old servants who had tended to the magnificent castle with the disappearance of the King, and the lack of guidence from the God of Sp@m, probably due to another malfunctioning clone, opened the gates, and admitted the man. King Travis Leiondon, accompanied by his followers, William Larson and his son, Arvious Leiondon, walked into the room. The King dismissed his followers to the several bedrooms scattered amongst the castle hallways. He then turned to the great hall which lay in the room in front of him. He opened the doors, which were still rather larger than most, and walked to the end of the room, where the throne of the Sp@m King was. He then took his place on the throne once more, and called to his servants, and gathered the royal officials, who, despite all the neglect from their leaders, still tended to the towns located outside the Great Castle. The King then proclaimed a speech, about times past and times to come. He apoligized for his absense, and then asked for forgiveness from the officials, all of them welcoming him back with open arms. "Thank you, kind men," Travis said. "Now, we are in our darkest days. Sp@malot has been stuck in the dark ages for several eras. I, Travis Leiondon, will allow this nation to suffer no longer. Today, I will bring back the glory of Sp@malot, and all those who are of the ways of sp@m will join me and our god, Septim. The era of the sp@mmers will come soon, that, I will promise you!" | ||||
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