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Suddenly, the ground shook, and a being appeared in an awe inspiring flash of pink light. A humanoid figure that was immediately recognized as a Septim clone appeared.
"Damn clone!" yelled the mechanic.
Suddenly, a clone walked out. His eyes were flashing different colors and his staff was spitting out blobs of unconcentrated sp@m. The mechanic walked up and flashed a light in the clone's eyes before testing it.
"FOR SP@MALOT!" roared the clone.
"Good," said the mechanic before disappearing in a similar flash of light.
"Travis is right! Under his leadership and with my blessing, Sp@malot will prosper once again!" roared the magnificent Godly Septim, "I have faith in you, but now I must tend to a man in another dimension..."
With that, the Sp@m-God disappeared.

"Bah, I'm going on another adventure."

*Travis gallops off on Coverak, leaving Bill Larson to sit on the throne waiting for his return.*

*Travis runs back and starts swearing at Might.*

"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!"

Might lifts his hands and yawns at Travis.

"gmornin".

*Coughs and falls off a tree*

Christ, wtf happened here? It's been 9 months.

*Windscar just happend to be flying over the castle area on his magical wind scooterat the moment, and when the castle rose out of the ground, the top tower became lodged in Windscars bum...*

"OWIES!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"woot! i gets a cookie!"

*Travis wakes up, brushing some dust off himself, and resumes his role as the inactive King of Spam.*

*Explodes in fury and then secretly reforms behind Windscar thrusting his hand through Windscar's oesophagus before pulling it out*

'My cookie!"

*wonders why Windscar is so obsessed with godmodding with clones, so removes his clone making powers forever with no chance of him getting them back*

"I can godmod too, you know..."

*The Elusive Man appears behind the real Windscar and shoots him in the kneecap before disappearing.*

*Watches Windscar wobble due to his fleshy knee*

"FORM TESTUDO!" roars a Septim clone as his Spamonnaires get into Testudo formation, blocking whatever friendly fire comes from Himanil.

*Takes away Demonsul's power to take away cloning powers...but only after Demonsul finished his work*

"Damn godmodders always require you to stay one step ahead..."

"I don't know, I just felt like doing that for some lols"

*windscar wanst there at the time of demonsul "power taking away" or of the time of the stabbing in the head and goes about his businees not before tanking septim for blicking the arrows*

*makes a few more thousand cloes and runs off te the tavern*

"why dont you?"
*realizes his last post has terrible spelling and looks embarrased*

"like this!"

*kicks a door down into a file of dominos that were placed by todays horrible president, and the dominos fall. the last one falls and sets off a cannon, which shoots the window out of a nearby house, scaring the hens, making them run into an over that windscar is standing next to. a timer ding and the oven opens with cooken chicken inside*

"my meal is done...now time to eat!"

*Contemplates if he should kill Arvious in his fury or gladness*
"Just where have you been so long?"

*notices that Windscar has been grimacing for four days now*

"You alright?"

"This isn't Septim's Exotic Eats..."

*notices a SEE cart roll up....and a small man in a walrus suit hops out, pours a glass of wine, dips a penguin in it, and hands it to windy...*

"Ooo! How convenient!"

*sips*

"Erm...Pardon me?"

*Turns away and continues sipping his wine, then stops and looks at his hands...or should i say paws...*

"Eee Gads! I've been turned into a bear!...Oh well!"

*continues sipping his wine*

*Looks back at earlier posts, and notices that he is indeed on the first page*

"Ha, I was important for something!"