A common riddle

A common riddle

22:15:07 Nov 14th 09 - Mr. Cuddly Bear:

Guess this object...

Those who make them, do not buy them.
Those who buy them, do not use them.
Those who use them, cannot see them.

22:33:23 Nov 14th 09 - Fire Lord Nova The Mzztical Mzzfit:

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22:36:52 Nov 14th 09 - Lord Reddragon Ghost IV:

rubbers?

22:37:40 Nov 14th 09 - Mr. Cuddly Bear:

no...
you can ask questions too!

22:39:07 Nov 14th 09 - Lady Liquid Sex Drive:

coffins?

22:44:14 Nov 14th 09 - Praetorian Wyzer:

Glass Eye LOL!

But I think LSD got it, a Coffin.

22:47:09 Nov 14th 09 - Mr. Cuddly Bear:

Lady Liquid Sex Drive is correct. Have you heard that one before?

22:54:34 Nov 14th 09 - Lady Liquid Sex Drive:

No never heard it before, at least not that I can remember, was just a lucky guess.

Do I win a brownie button or something :P

23:09:53 Nov 14th 09 - Mr. Cuddly Bear:

you win a hug from the cuddliest bear you ever did see :)

23:13:06 Nov 14th 09 - Lady Liquid Sex Drive:

Can I have 2 ;)

23:29:27 Nov 14th 09 - Mr. Cuddly Bear:

oh sure honey :) have as many as you like!

00:02:50 Nov 15th 09 - Lady Liquid Sex Drive:

mmmm there's gonna be honey involved? Yummy !

03:48:16 Nov 15th 09 - Mr. Cuddly Bear:

yep lots and lots of sweet, gooey honey hunny

03:56:07 Nov 15th 09 - Wolflord Karac:

Sweet, i see VU food porn in the near future.

04:21:55 Nov 15th 09 - Mr. Cuddly Bear:

mmmmm....i like that ;)

17:09:16 Nov 15th 09 - Mr. Yes Twamao:

guess this riddle:

They pretend to be wolves
Their kd logo looks like a horse
They are lead by a Horselord who pretends to be a Wolflord
They are totally unsexy and ugly

17:36:26 Nov 15th 09 - Lord Cygnus Lazarious II:

BoW!

18:16:25 Nov 15th 09 - Mr. Yes Twamao:

you are correct Lord Cygnus!

21:54:26 Nov 15th 09 - Sir Penguin The Filipino:

Filipinos?

22:06:46 Nov 15th 09 - Mr. Stickman:

Mexicans?

22:46:46 Nov 15th 09 - Lord Wraith:

My life is measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin I am quick,
Fat I am slow.
Wind is my foe.

Enjoy it :)

22:50:52 Nov 15th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

fucking mosquitoes

23:05:51 Nov 15th 09 - Mr. Cuddly Bear:

Penguin. You have a lame name this era :p

23:08:59 Nov 15th 09 - Mr. William And His Pink Rhino:

love making fruit fly's o.0

23:39:32 Nov 15th 09 - Mr. Targaryen:

There is a man standing by a coffin named Alex, and there is another man on the other side of the room named Nick. Nick notices Alex standing by the coffin so walks up to him and asks

"Did you know him well?"

Alex turns his head, looks Nick straight in the eye and replies "Brothers and sisters i have none. For this man's father is my fathers son."

How is Alex related to the person in the coffin?

23:46:43 Nov 15th 09 - Mr. Yes Twamao:

nephew?

alex is the uncle

00:30:00 Nov 16th 09 - Wolflord Karac:

This is the riddle.
What is lame and likes to blame?
Anytime is sexytime for him?
Men look down upon him while he is on his knees?
Anal-yzing is what he likes done to him.
Obviously he likes horses, as he sees them everywhere!

00:33:40 Nov 16th 09 - Sir Penguin The Filipino:

TWATMAO

00:34:39 Nov 16th 09 - Praetorian Wyzer:

LOL Penguin, I think you added an extra "T"!

00:35:47 Nov 16th 09 - Wolflord Karac:

NO NO NO, Pengy got it exactly correct lol.

00:37:23 Nov 16th 09 - Sir Penguin The Filipino:

extra T makes it sound cool like cockbra :)

00:43:52 Nov 16th 09 - Praetorian Wyzer:

01:29:06 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Yes Twamao:

I see lots of unsexiness in here. You shall all be cleansed!

03:23:29 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Targaryen:

lol sry thats wrong twamao. nice guess though. here ill repeat it.

There is a man standing by a coffin named Alex, and there is another man on the other side of the room named Nick. Nick notices Alex standing by the coffin so walks up to him and asks

"Did you know him well?"

Alex turns his head, looks Nick straight in the eye and replies "Brothers and sisters i have none. For this man's father is my fathers son."

Alex= not uncle.

03:25:51 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

step brother? His dad was a playa?

04:10:22 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Barili:

It's Alex in the coffin. He's a ghost.

06:20:19 Nov 16th 09 - Wolflord Karac:

Hes the dudes father. Come on guys.

06:24:44 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

SHHHHH, don't spoil the surprise Karac! Gosh!

13:47:42 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Targaryen:

lol Karac you got it. I take it you learned that one in school too? Its one of my favorites.

18:21:17 Nov 16th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

Mr. Stickman

Report

14:06:46 Nov 15th 09

Mexicans?

Stickman?

18:43:37 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Samual:

RIDDLE- Quite easy

5 apple's in a basket

5 people at the picnic

Each person takes an apple

But there is still one left in the basket

How can that be??

18:46:08 Nov 16th 09 - Sir Penguin The Filipino:

one guy was handless !
or omfg a tree was there and one apple just bounced in your basket

18:50:46 Nov 16th 09 - Sir Gilth:

1 guy takes the basket with 1 apple inside..

18:57:15 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Cuddly Bear:

i think penguin is right...

19:12:32 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Samual:

Sir Gilth

Report

17:50:46 Nov 16th 09

1 guy takes the basket with 1 apple inside..

well done mate ^_^

19:16:13 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Samual:

RIDDLE- Quite easy (Got this one of a mate at school :D)

How far can a dog run into the woods??

19:23:13 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Samual:

RIDDLE- Average

Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

(Just put like for awnsering one of the riddles, Riddle 1, and Riddle 2, Ill know which one you mean, riddles will be awnsered when I see someone has the correct awnser, or if no one has it by 9:00 pm tonight (GMT 0, England), then ill revial the awnsers)

19:25:18 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Stoned Polar Bear:

7 .
For riddle 2

19:26:29 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Samual:

SPB- Did you look at the site I looked a as well??, but yh your right mate

19:27:31 Nov 16th 09 - Mr. Stoned Polar Bear:

uh no. you've pretty much said the answer with your question ;p

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