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<%Evil_Ates> please tell me more
<+Theophilus> and traded between
<+Pesterd> lol
<+Theophilus> you do know the maps are linked, right?
<%Evil_Ates> no
<%Evil_Ates> how can I mvoe to another map
<+Theophilus> if you leave a scout sitting on the border
<+Arzun> what
<+Theophilus> it puts you on the other in one tick
<%Evil_Ates> oke
<%Evil_Ates> what else ?
<+Arzun> maps arnt connected...
<+Theophilus> yes they are dude
<+Arzun> wtf?
<+Theophilus> they are all linked
<%Evil_Ates> what tips you have more ?
<+Arzun> since when?
<+Theophilus> you didn't know that?
<+Theophilus> the start of the Era
<%Evil_Ates> how long have you been playing btw ?
<+Pesterd> rofl
<+Theophilus> thats why peacekeepers are around us
<+Pesterd> q..
<+Arzun> troll!
<+Theophilus> I have been playing since era 30
<%Evil_Ates> wow
<%Evil_Ates> your an expert than
<+Pesterd> *beep*^^
<+Pesterd> lol
<%Evil_Ates> give me more tips
<+Theophilus> I skipped an era, then started back 5 or so eras ago
<%Evil_Ates> so I can move to other worlds
<+Theophilus> yessss
<%Evil_Ates> cool
<%Evil_Ates> I'll try that out
<+Pesterd> dude theo... EVIL ATES IS PULLING URE LEG BRO..
<%Evil_Ates> what else can you tell me
* Scientist|Away is now known as Scientist
<+Pesterd> evil ates===pro at VU :-)
<+Theophilus> well lets see
<+Arzun> hmmmm
<+Arzun> i keep getting error cant walk on side of maps
<%Evil_Ates> do I need soldiers
<+Arzun> whats that mean?
<+Theophilus> you can bend over, stick your head up your *beep*, then tell me how the view is.
<+Arzun> dont let him ruin it for me though :(
<+Theophilus> you have to SIT on teh edge
<+Arzun> wheres the sit button?
<+Theophilus> then on the mini map, there is a drop down box
<+Theophilus> omg
<+Theophilus> no, you just position it on the edge of the map
<+Theophilus> make sure its not just a greenish blob
<%Evil_Ates> but tell me do I need to train soldiers ?
<+Theophilus> Evil.
<+Arzun> omg evil_ates
<+Arzun> duh!
<+Theophilus> Hes just screwing with we underlings
<+Arzun> havnt you been playing for like 2 weeks man?
<+Arzun> oh...what an ass
<+Theophilus> I've played for so many eras, but I never get established.
<+Pesterd> lol
<+Pesterd> theo
<+Theophilus> so I can't ever dominate like I want to
<%Evil_Ates> what ?
<+Pesterd> get skills plz?
<%Evil_Ates> I'm just asking
<%Evil_Ates> if I needed troops
<+Pesterd> evil ates sucks btw its his first era..
<+Theophilus> yes.
<%Evil_Ates> why your doing so rude
<+Theophilus> you need skills.
<%Evil_Ates> I started 1 week ago
<+Theophilus> no, troops
<+Theophilus> sorry, wrong text line
<%Evil_Ates> I have no kingdom
<%Evil_Ates> so Im trying to learn on myself
<+Pesterd> evil i said u can join us in valhalla
<%Evil_Ates> I dont know how
<+Pesterd> ooo
<%Evil_Ates> and you didn't want to tell me how I could
<+Pesterd> u should have told me..
<%Evil_Ates> I did
<+Theophilus> Send an app to heaven, but I still think pesterd is right
<%Evil_Ates> but you were laughing @ me
<%Evil_Ates> saying *beep*
<+Pesterd> ya tbh bc ure a *beep*
<+Pesterd> we dont want u in our kingdom
<%Evil_Ates> :(
<%Evil_Ates> why
<%Evil_Ates> I need help
<%Evil_Ates> I'm really good
<+Pesterd> if u only played for a week?
<+Pesterd> nahhh
<%Evil_Ates> I have 50 gaia's
<+Pesterd> u suck..
<+Arzun> theres only 1 city on my map!
<+Arzun> and its real small :(
<+Theophilus> Evil, you can join us.
<%Evil_Ates> in my Fordius lifeguards army
<+Arzun> its called Farmer Heaven XXII
<+Pesterd> lol
<+Arzun> whats going on?
<%Evil_Ates> they making fun of me
<%Evil_Ates> and don't want me in their kd
<+Theophilus> Pesterd is picking on Evil.
<+Pesterd> arzun, im trying to recruit this *beep* into my kingdom on valhalla
<%Evil_Ates> yeah but you don't tell me how I can join kingdom
<+Pesterd> this guy named evil ates?
<+Theophilus> but you can join our FRIENDLY kingdom as well
<%Evil_Ates> you said click crown
<+Theophilus> go to the Kingdom tab
<%Evil_Ates> but I can't see the text crown
<+Arzun> friendly?
<%Evil_Ates> where is it ?
<+Arzun> where
<+Theophilus> its on the top of the page
<+Theophilus> on the left hand side
<%Evil_Ates> I see pictures
<%Evil_Ates> no text
<+Arzun> the big red X?
<+Theophilus> it should look like a golden crown
<%Evil_Ates> dont see a golden crown
<+Arzun> i see some tabs...
<%Evil_Ates> only something htat looks like a yellow spaceship
<+Arzun> one says Visual-Utopia
<+Theophilus> click the kingdom tab
<+Arzun> the other says Youporn
<+Arzun> that one?
<+Pesterd> OOOO CLICK THE BIIIIGGG CROWN!!!!
<%Evil_Ates> what crown ?
<+Theophilus> wat wait wait
<%Evil_Ates> I only see a yellow ufo
<+Theophilus> make sure you are at visual-utopia.com/play.asp first
<+Arzun> oooooohh
<+Theophilus> not Pen Island dot com
<+Arzun> one sec ill open it up
<+Arzun> pen island?
<+Arzun> whats that
<+Theophilus> NOOOOOOOOOO
<+Pesterd> omfg?
<+Theophilus> do NOT look that up
<+Arzun> 1 sec
<+Theophilus> NOOOOOOOoooooooo
<%Evil_Ates> I clicked that
<%Evil_Ates> I return to the same page as before
<+Theophilus> clicked what?
<+Pesterd> pen island? dude i made the most kick ass pens in the world!!!
<+Pesterd> pen island? dude i made the most kick ass pens in the world!!!
<+Pesterd> pen island? dude i made the most kick ass pens in the world!!!
<%Evil_Ates> and still see no crown
<+Scientist> Ates, join FF :P
<+Pesterd> they are ALL custom made Pens!
<+Scientist> You know you want to :P
<+Arzun> OMG!
<+Scientist> We make it easy, you even get a free cookie :P
<+Arzun> OMG!
<+Theophilus> it should be in the top left hand side of the page
<+Arzun> OMGOMG!!
<+Theophilus> what, Arzun?
<+Scientist> he's just realised he missed out on a cookie
<+Arzun> im 11 years old! why would you send me to that site!
<+Theophilus> I said DONT
<%Evil_Ates> how Scientist
<+Arzun> VIRUS!!
<+Arzun> WTF!
<+Theophilus> I said DONT
<%Evil_Ates> I don't know where to press to join a kingdom
<+Arzun> WhHAT DID YOU DO!
<+Theophilus> I DID NOTHING
<%Evil_Ates> I have 50 gaias in my fordius lifeguards army
<+Arzun> Now my mom is going to see that!
<%Evil_Ates> I can kill everyone with it
<%Evil_Ates> but I need kingdom
<+Pesterd> ya
<+Pesterd> 50 gaia!!!
<+Pesterd> thats stronger then my army!
<+Scientist> lol Arzun, go back there, and delete the trace that you've been there
<+Theophilus> Arzun, are you using mozila firefox?
<+Arzun> i cant! i have parental control on!
<+Arzun> i dont know!
<+Scientist> lol
<+Arzun> whats that?
<+Theophilus> is there a little fox around a globe in the corner?
<+Arzun> hmmm
<+Scientist> what corner?
<+Theophilus> top left
<+Scientist> I wanna see the fox :(
<+Scientist> :O
<+Arzun> theres a start boton
<+Arzun> *button
<+Arzun> and a cloclk
<+Theophilus> no, of the window
<+Scientist> I just have some orange circle thing......
<+Arzun> it says mIRC
<+Arzun> and a X
<+Arzun> thats it
<+Scientist> oh yeah, I see that one :)
<+Theophilus> hit all at the same time: ctrl and SHIFT and DELETE
<%Evil_Ates> wait guys
<%Evil_Ates> first help me
<+Pesterd> i will
<+Pesterd> ok
<%Evil_Ates> with visual utopia please
<+Pesterd> listen
<%Evil_Ates> what do I need to do
<+Pesterd> evil ates
<+Arzun> visual utopia?
<%Evil_Ates> btw I'm naked
<+Arzun> whats that?
<+Pesterd> ill explain
<+Pesterd> click on the BIIGG X
<+Theophilus> hit control and shift and delte
<+Arzun> of sht
<+Arzun> **beep*
<+Pesterd> the goto System 32
<+Arzun> im in the wrong chat....
<+Arzun> im playing runescape
<+Pesterd> the goto System 32 and delete it
<+Theophilus> are you fricking serious?
<+Pesterd> no?
<+Arzun> what game is this for?
<+Pesterd> that makes u join a KD..
<+Theophilus> you dunce
<+Theophilus> look at the url
<+Arzun> url...?
<+Arzun> like erl?
<+Theophilus> the adress bar
<+Arzun> 538 Fundy Drive... why?
<+Theophilus> oh my goodness
<+Arzun> no appartment #
<+Theophilus> the website that you are at right now
<+Pesterd> if you delete System 32 by your computer it allows u to join a KD, Evil Ates, use that. It should help
<+Arzun> www.runescape.com
<+Arzun> wanna play?
<%Evil_Ates> okies
<+Pesterd> lol
<%Evil_Ates> a black window opened up
<+Pesterd> ya
<+Theophilus> I hate you guys
<+Pesterd> delete it
<+Arzun> why?
<%Evil_Ates> I went to start - run - cmd - it says C:
* +Theophilus (~Theophilu@uto-5BBB9DC3.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) Quit (Quit: A little too late, is much too late.)
<+Arzun> lmfao!
<+Pesterd> *beep* he left..
<+Pesterd> rofl
<%Evil_Ates> *beep* :(<+Arzun> whats that?
<+Pesterd> ill explain
<+Pesterd> click on the BIIGG X
<+Theophilus> hit control and shift and delte
<+Arzun> of sht
<+Arzun> **beep*
<+Pesterd> the goto System 32
<+Arzun> im in the wrong chat....
<+Arzun> im playing runescape
<+Pesterd> the goto System 32 and delete it
<+Theophilus> are you fricking serious?
<+Pesterd> no?
<+Arzun> what game is this for?
<+Pesterd> that makes u join a KD..
<+Theophilus> you dunce
<+Theophilus> look at the url
<+Arzun> url...?
<+Arzun> like erl?
<+Theophilus> the adress bar
<+Arzun> 538 Fundy Drive... why?
<+Theophilus> oh my goodness
<+Arzun> no appartment #
<+Theophilus> the website that you are at right now
<+Pesterd> if you delete System 32 by your computer it allows u to join a KD, Evil Ates, use that. It should help
<+Arzun> www.runescape.com
<+Arzun> wanna play?
<%Evil_Ates> okies
<+Pesterd> lol
<%Evil_Ates> a black window opened up
<+Pesterd> ya
<+Theophilus> I hate you guys
<+Pesterd> delete it
<+Arzun> why?
<%Evil_Ates> I went to start - run - cmd - it says C:
* +Theophilus (~Theophilu@uto-5BBB9DC3.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) Quit (Quit: A little too late, is much too late.)
<+Arzun> lmfao!
<+Pesterd> *beep* he left..
<+Pesterd> rofl
<%Evil_Ates> *beep* :(
<+Pesterd> lol i said delete your *beep*in system 32..
<+Arzun> im saving this *beep*
<+Pesterd> rofl
<+Arzun> oooh
<+Arzun> back to boredom
<+Pesterd> ya
<+Pesterd> tbh we need that *beep* tard..
<+Pesterd> make me not bored.
<+Scientist> :(
<+Pesterd> i guess im back to my good ole' porn.. on pen island..
<%Evil_Ates> www.nexxx.com

Sorry =)
From me and Ford.

lol very 'nice' Arzun... and pesterd your a toool

Pesterd you nearly gave the game away :P

Theo, Arzun is leader of Prosapia and Ford is in Legacy. I don't think they need help :P

Seems that this is a Dukes sense of humour :)

Oh I just realized I posted half of it twice somehow...

lol, owned