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If we can have super fast horses, we should have boats. Banana boats to be specific. These boats can cross rivers, mountains, and forests. They use no resources to build, and their upkeep cost is null. They can carry as many troops as you have. Since they banana boats lower your carbon footprint (it is a hybrid people!) you gain a free science level in any category for every tick you have a Banana Boat. These boats can also lay siege to a city, plunder, burn and destroy, rebuild and take over a city with one attack. Portals have no effect in Banana Boats for they are magical enough to bypass anything and everything. Their magical power is strong enough to cancel out the Protection (50% and Starter Protection) This magical property allows them to cast the forbidden spell "Armaggedon", as well as build the forbidden "Great Walls". Purchase your Banana Boat today! Donate your life savings to Visual-Utopia now and receive a Banana Boat in twenty-thirty Eras! Don't miss out on this amazing offer! | ||||
If you had just said Boats i might have shot it down... but Banana boats... i think i like that idea! =D | ||||
Have they got a cigarette lighter? | ||||
Maybe a mini-bar chiseled into the side? | ||||
Can they be used by anybody other than Sean Connery or Alan Rickman? | ||||
Septim just commented on this thread. Now it must be locked... | ||||
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