| Beer by seven year olds |
BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS
A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of
beer'. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially
touching.
'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks
the prettier my mum gets.'
--Tim, 7 years old
'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on
television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. '
--Mellanie, 7 years old
'My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks
it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this
is very funny.'
--Grady, 7 years old
''My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more
they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a
good thing.'
--Toby, 7 years old
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants
sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
--Sarah, 7 years old
'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One
time he danced right into the pool.'
--Lilly, 7 years old
'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns
the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years old
'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7 years old
AND THE BEST RESPONSE
'My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my
father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him
to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make
any sense.'
--Jack, 7 years
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