Joke Number 2

Mercadies Blondes


There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said," You need to try harder. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

Joke Number 4

My mother died


One day a blond came home from work and sat on her front steps, sobbing.

Her next door neighbor, whose name was Julie, went over to see what was

wrong. She said, "My mom died today waahhhhhh-hhhhaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"

Julie invited her over for coffee untill she felt better. When she did

actually stop crying, she left and went to work the next morning. When

she came home she was sobbing... again. Julie went to see what was wrong...

again. And the blond said, "I called my sister (who was also blond)

today and she said that her mom died TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Wahhhhhhhh!!!

Joke Number 6

Blonde watching the news


A blonde and brunette sit watching the 5 'o' clock news where a man is threatning to jump off a bridge.

the blonde says to the brunette i bet you ?100 that he doesn't jump the brunette replies ' ok i bet you ?100 that he does jump.

Sure enough the man jumped off of the bridge and killed himself.

the blonde gets out ?100 and gives it to the brunette.

The brunette says 'i can't take your money.'

'Why not replies the blonde?'

'Because i watched the 12 '0' clock news and he was on then so i knew that he was going to jump.'

The blonde replied 'i watched the 12 'o' clock news as well but i didn't think that he would jump again.'

Joke Number 8

There was three blondes..........


There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole in the base and are then on ladders trying to measure the flagpole. Finally an architect walks by and sees they are having trouble so he takes the pole out of the ground and lays it down and pulls out his tape measure and measures the pole. He writes the measurement on a piece of paper and walks away. The blondes look at each other and say "Just like those damn architects give us length when we wanted height.

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Lol your the only one that has voted

Joke Number 9

The Island

There where three girls on a deserted island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette tries to swim off the island first, she swims 1/4 of the way and drowns. Then the redhead tries, she swims 1/2 of the way and drowns. Then the blonde tries, she swims 1/2 of the way to mainland, gets tired, and swims back to the island.

Mr. Enyalius
WHAT?!?!
A brunette AND a redhead died?!??! D':

The n5 one is by far the best!

#5

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Breakfast

There once was this blonde, and she was sitting at the table with her husband eating breakfast before he went to work. Out of the blue the blonde says,"Honey today while your at work I am goning to paint the house." The husband says "No, no dear don't paint the house because then when I come home from work I will just have to clean everything up, just please don't do it." So the husband went to work and when he came home the house smelled like paint. Then he went up to their bedroom, and he saw his wife laying on the floor with 2 coats on and sweating to death. He ran over to her and said, "Honey, honey what's wrong why on earth are you sweating to death?" She got up and grabed the paint cane, went over to her husband and said, "Well look at the can dummy, it says for best results put on 2 coats!"

gotta luv it! lol

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

Paddy English man,Paddy Irish man and Paddy Scotish man where out for a stroll in the desert,suddenly they see a magic lamp,Paddy English man picking it up notices it's dirty so he rubs it with a cloth, suddeny a Genie* pops out and offers them three wishes,Paddy English man is first to speak saying "i wish all and only English people resided in England and there was a hudgewall around her." and this was done,Paddy Scotish man is next " I wish Scotland is an independent country away from the U.K. maybe in the medeteranian?" and this was done,Finally Paddy Irish man,turning to Paddy English man asked him "is this wall water proof?" After recieveing an "of course" replay from Paddy English man,Paddy Irish man turns to the Genie* ans says "fill it up." and this was done.

*The Genie's blonde.

why you hate blonds lol people thinks they are cool i vote on 9

BLOND PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY MORE INTELLIGENT THEN OTHER PEOPLE! THEY ARE SUPERIOR TO YOU!

 

is that a hitler thing?
lol...^^

maybe people dislike them because they are scared of how clever or maybe how dumb they are....

meh

There was a bus with really ugly people in it, and it crashed. Everybody died and went to heaven, where God met them. He felt really bad for them being ugly and dying so soon, so he offered them all a wish and resurrect them. The first one spoke "I want to be pretty!".. so did the 2nd, 3rd and almost everybody else. The last guy of the row was laughing like crazy, so God asked "Why are you laughing?", and since it was his turn he said, between laughs "Make them all ugly again". And this was done.

O yeah, God was blonde :D

Thanks for posting more idea's ill add this to the list of people voting

Number five is the best

5

Lol no chance of being multi, i restarted to change in Mantrax so i saw this as an oppurtunity to change my name