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My dog eats kittenz for breakfast...punk...

;-)

If you call that mean...you havn't been here very long.

>.>

I just read through the rest of the Trainin Exercise thread now.  It's entertaining, for sure..

Those kittens do not look discomforted to my eyes...they look like they are wearing shades and party hats...

@septim, no iv not been here very long, my 2nd era :)

those are funny shades in that case because i dont see anything holding them on :P

Those cats are awesome :D

Words for the wise

Sustained.

While we wait for next tic-change.....

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this  type of language  will no  longer be tolerated.

We do however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers, therefore, a list of TRY SAYING new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange  of  ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without the  risk  of  offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do  this?

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that is not feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

TRY SAYING: Really?

INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ...

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned

INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in that project.

INSTEAD OF: Its not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?!?!

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure I can implement this.

INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, it won't work.

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?

INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck cares?

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the problem.

INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me sir?

INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die motherfucker.

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.

INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING: I see.

INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.

INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting!!!!

TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem.

INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit.

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF: He's a fucking prick.

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go getter.

INSTEAD OF: She's a ball busting bitch.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

McMax:

While we wait for next tic-change.....

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this  type of language  will no  longer be tolerated.

 

We do however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers, therefore, a list of TRY SAYING new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange  of  ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without the  risk  of  offending our more sensitive employees.

 

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do  this?

 

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that is not feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

 

TRY SAYING: Really?

INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me.

 

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ...

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

 

TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned

INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.

 

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in that project.

INSTEAD OF: Its not my fucking problem.

 

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?!?!

 

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure I can implement this.

INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, it won't work.

 

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

 

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?

INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck cares?

 

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the problem.

INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.

 

TRY SAYING: Excuse me sir?

INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die motherfucker.

 

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

 

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.

INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.

 

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

 

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

 

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

 

TRY SAYING: I see.

INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

 

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.

INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting!!!!

 

TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem.

INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit.

 

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF: He's a fucking prick.

 

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go getter.

INSTEAD OF: She's a ball busting bitch.

 

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Those were good uns max