| Bush vs Condi |
Conversation between George Bush Junior and his National Security Advisor
Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
Bush: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Bush: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
Bush: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Bush: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi?
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Bush: Will you stay out of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Bush: All right. With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, two. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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lol tis funny cos its probably true
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lol not bad but dont make fun of bush, He IS smarter than all those who think he's dumb
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ahem:
"rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"
"for a century and a half now, america and japan have formed
one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times"
"more and more of our imports come from abroad"
"i know its hard for you to put food on your family"
"i think we agree, the past is over"
"i know the human being and fish can coexist peacefuly"
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lol got sum more:
"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." --George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007 (Watch video clip)
"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." --George W. Bush, on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007
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