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well go ahead tell jokes you little amricans.... | ||||
Again? | ||||
Before Chuck Norris visited them, they were called "The Virgin Islands" Now, they're just "The Islands" | ||||
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy. Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. (Edited by Mr. Viper 3/20/2007 12:07:33 AM) | ||||
Efrandor played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won, twice. Efrandor ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got two.. for free. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Efrandor would ever fight himself, he'd win... twice. Efrandor proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. Efrandor can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Efrandor shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy... twice. Efrandor is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time. Jesus can walk on water, but Efrandor can and will walk on Jesus. Efrandor sleeps with a pillow under his shotgun. Edit: Efrandor don't talk to girls, girls talks to Efrandor (Edited by Duke Efrandor 3/20/2007 12:17:50 AM) | ||||
When Chuck Norris takes a shower, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. | ||||
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and prance around like a homo. | ||||
Chuck Norris dosen't mow his lawn he just looks at it. | ||||
chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he never cry's | ||||
ha | ||||
"Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and prance around like a homo." lol | ||||
Balloon played Russian Roulette with a empty gun and lost twice... Balloon ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and he got send away to McDonalds... If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Balloon would ever fight himself, it'd end up in a draw... Balloon proved that we are alone in the universe. He spend millions of years doing nerdy research... Balloon can't even set ants on fire with a magnifying glass in the Sahara... Balloon made fun of the sheriff, but he got shot... When Balloon asks Ray Charles to enter a staring contest he starts blinking... Jesus can walk on water, but Balloon can't even swim... Balloon isn't allowed to sleep with a gun on is room by his mum... Balloon don't talk to girls, but girls don't talk to Balloon either... | ||||
lol balloon | ||||
"Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you..." | ||||
what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unbrakable wall. thats what happend when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face!!! | ||||
Oh my balloon, thats awsome. Here are some that havnt been posted yet. -When Chuck Norris has sex with guys, it's not because he's *beep*, it's because he ran outa women. -The dinosaurs messed with Chuck Norris once........once. | ||||
Before the boogeyman sleeps, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. | ||||
lol | ||||
Hats off to balloon! That was pretty funny. | ||||
LOL balloon, I was laughing out loud becus of those! =P | ||||
You all know Balloon is telling the truth | ||||
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8NkAW1yUACQ | ||||
i dont doubt he is | ||||
can someone tell me. when did chuck norris become a demigod? | ||||
There is no life on Mars because Chuck Norris has been there. There is no evolution, its just a list of who Chuck Norris allows to live. A boy pees his name in the snow. Chuck Norris pees his in the sidewalk. | ||||
chuck norris can touch MC Hammer | ||||
ohh thats gross | ||||
Steve Wonders while Chuck Norris knows | ||||
Chuck Norris is so hard that he doesnt drink water, he eats ice. | ||||
So do I you don't see me doing anything like that. Chuck Norris is so hardcore he eats Duke Balloon. Yeah and thats the end for Balloon w00t. | ||||
hahahhahahaha. razios. balloon isnt here. i scared him away. muahahahahah | ||||
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing. The term hunting implies the possibility of failure... | ||||
And how does the term "killing" not imply the possibility of failure? | ||||
because if you go killing that means you killed something (somebody) and hunting does not garantee(misspelled) a kill. | ||||
no killing means you are in the process of killing something. which dosent actually mean what your killing will die tho :P | ||||
*throws up on smuff* uhh. srry my hand...it touched......uhhhgggg *throws up again* | ||||
IF CHUCK NORRIS WAS A SPARTAN, THE MOVIE WOULD SIMPLY BE CALLED 1 (one) | ||||
Peter Pan is, and will always stay young. | ||||
chuck norris got smashed by Bruce Lee so how come Bruce doesnt have any of these "sayings" | ||||
Bruce Lee is dead, Chuck Norris is immortal | ||||
Now there is a Bruce Lee "saying" :) | ||||
heehehahhaha
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it's becuse bruce lee was asian. Chuck Norris is white. Simple as that. | ||||
oh thats so bad yet so funny | ||||
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death booyaa chuck norris | ||||
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal.. Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the *beep* out. Chuck Norris is the reason that God rested on the seventh day God has nothing to do with the creation of the heavens and the earth, it was Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick to the face of God that allowed him to create the heavens and the earth Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
booyaa chuck norris | ||||
chuck norris can drown a fish.... | ||||
Chuck Norris could chug the ocean if he wanted to. | ||||
Chuck norris was having dinner with his wife when all of a sudden she asked how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would. chuck replied by ripping her spinout and saying how dare you ryme to me. after he looked to the heavens and said don't *beep* with chuck. after an hour jesus came down to explain the irony of his words had have a little laugh about it. well chuck norris just round house kicked him in the face. | ||||
Chuck norris was having dinner with his wife when all of a sudden she asked how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would. chuck replied by ripping her spinout and saying how dare you ryme to me. after he looked to the heavens and said don't *beep* with chuck. after an hour jesus came down to explain the irony of his words had have a little laugh about it. well chuck norris just round house kicked him in the face. | ||||
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