Confucius says..

Confucius says..
09:10:33 Jun 26th 08 - Mr. Sorra: Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
09:24:52 Jun 26th 08 - Duke Elmo The Opmonkey: Clocks tick backwards, but only when you not looking.
14:56:52 Jun 26th 08 - Sir Drunken: Bow with your bum level with the female slaves behind
19:05:08 Jun 26th 08 - Mr. Sorra: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
01:57:11 Jun 27th 08 - Mr. Opportunity: A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love. Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.
05:54:32 Jun 27th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
06:25:58 Jun 27th 08 - Mr. Twamao: i confused confucius and his brain exploded. Why is this thread sticky?
06:33:03 Jun 27th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: [No clue....just enjoy it] =p Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok
19:29:06 Jun 27th 08 - Mr. Arvious V: Man who speak bad of others get jumped
15:31:48 Jun 30th 08 - Mr. Wilberforce: Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
16:47:04 Jun 30th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
00:16:37 Jul 1st 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II: Man who gives out age online is asking to be taken from behind. If somebody cuts you off when driving on a freeway, be sure to give him dented bumper. When your fortune cookie reads "A good thing is coming your way" you must watch your step, if you don't you must later wash your shoes. Running naked through a subway tunnel is a good way to get on TV...but running naked through a baseball field is an even better way. Never respect your elders, somebody has to give 'em hell...
00:21:00 Jul 1st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Man who drive like hell bound to get there Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
13:25:58 Jul 2nd 08 - Sir Lelouch VI Britannia: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
17:35:52 Jul 2nd 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange: Man who smoke pot choke on handle. Television never replace old reliable key hole.
15:37:49 Jul 3rd 08 - Sir Lelouch VI Britannia: Man who drowns cat shall have wet (you should figure the word that goes in here. :-P )
18:44:19 Jul 4th 08 - Praetorian Wyzer: Man with hand deep in pocket, feel "cok-key"
18:53:28 Jul 4th 08 - Praetorian Wyzer: Hand in bush, better than two birds
10:16:09 Jul 9th 08 - Sir Peter The Pumkin Eater: man who smokes bong chokes on handle man who sticks hes penis in a peanut is f@cking nuts
09:15:55 Jul 10th 08 - Mr. Prophet Hex: Sarry serrs sea sherrs down by the sea shore asian cannot say the "L" sound.
15:43:27 Jul 10th 08 - Mr. Naerey: Actually "asians cannot Pronounce the R sound" would be more correct.... and it's bs anyways
20:44:04 Jul 12th 08 - Wolflord Karac: The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
02:31:49 Jul 13th 08 - Praetorian Wyzer: Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
10:01:56 Jul 18th 08 - Mr. Agent: A dislexi guy walks into a bra. A dislexic demon thinks he has Elvis inside him.
23:05:58 Jul 18th 08 - Lord Griffinwing: One who dances with panda recieves very flat feet
00:57:09 Jul 20th 08 - Mr. Sorra: Man with tool in woman mouth may not necessarily be dentist.
10:54:04 Jul 21st 08 - Sir Peter Jackson: He who makes a beast out of himself, rids the pain of being a man - Dr. Johnstone, Avenged Sevenfold Everyday we get another step closer to our graves, but we never seem to ask, how many steps are left - David McNeight
10:54:55 Jul 21st 08 - Sir Peter Jackson: Your Loyalty shall lay within your heart, never let temptation step in the way of true love - David McNeight
10:37:42 Jul 28th 08 - Sir Chucky: bump!
13:03:05 Jul 28th 08 - Mr. Sorra: Here are some real good inspirational ones: -By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. -If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself. -If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, it's OK. But you've got to shoot for something. A lot of people don't even shoot. -It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get. -Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall -Silence is a true friend who never betrays. -When you know a thing, to hold that you know it, and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge. -When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.
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