Conspiracy Theory

Conspiracy Theory
18:26:03 May 7th 07 - Mr. Lelouch The Black Prince: I believe there is a conspiracy going on against some people in VU. A conspiracy of astronomically outlandish proportions encompassing over 1 person. I am the only confirmed case, but I hope after I tell you all my story, more people will come out from their oppression and share their story with us, their stories of their fights against tyranny and the most extreme evil. It all started last era when, 3 times in a row I lost to another army. I had 1.00% chance!! I was just like, wtf?!?!? How can I lose with 1.00%?!? There must some extraordinary force working aginst me making me lose!! I mean if I have a 1.00% chance then that means that I should win at least half the time, 1 divided by 2 is .5 meaning 50%!! I can't believe it, but there is no other explanation! There must be someone making me lose! Is it a crappy attack formula? A crappy defense formula? Or is it some big brotheresque entity watch over all our shoulders and making us lose? I believe them to be the self-proclaimed gods in the player base, delusional people like Osiris and Anubis who believe they are egyptian gods. Somehow, their delusional state must have awakened their latent psychic abilities altering the percentages of winning. Pure evil!!! Well thats just my theory, whats yours?
18:32:29 May 7th 07 - Mr. Hanky Panky: my theory is that 1.00% is the same as 1% lol
18:37:29 May 7th 07 - Sir Fizban: 1.00% or 100%? Anyways, either way those false egyptian gods can't do squat. The Dragonlance dieties however? Oh yeah, we can do it.
18:40:23 May 7th 07 - Dreadlord Valarion: If you ever remember how your spells work, maybe :o
18:44:00 May 7th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus The Battle Mage: did you use to much canabis?
18:44:18 May 7th 07 - Sir Fizban: Pst, it's all an act Val. I'm the bumbling cover for the great god of good, Paladine. Don't let them know that though.
19:26:55 May 7th 07 - Mr. Hemmer Swallows: I think your soldiers should emm... swallow
19:53:47 May 7th 07 - Dreadlord Valarion: Aha! So Devi is NOT alone! He´s been loosing with those perfectly fine odds for eras:(
20:17:44 May 7th 07 - Mr. Dreadlord: omg lelouch when will you take over tokyo? pls tell me when your 2nd season starts (and pls no spiolers about events)
21:30:13 May 7th 07 - Lord Senturu: oh snap its a conspiracy. but...even at 100% the other army does have a .01% of winning. thats how it will allways be.
22:24:18 May 7th 07 - Mr. Lelouch The Black Prince: @ Dreadlord, I believe I've already destroyed it so theres not much left to take over. Don't ask me when it starts, or else you really are delusional. (Please don't use your psychic powers on me) @Fizban, I didn't not have much time while writing so I much have forgotten about those, but yes, those guys like Fizban and Raistlin are probably also causing all sorts of weird things like the rumour that those two have been posing as women and going around my towns scaring all my men folk into celibacy? Or maybe they raised the spirits of their dead dogs and used it to haunt players of VU until they lose major battles with over 1.00% chance!! Yes, 1.00%!!!
22:36:08 May 7th 07 - Sir Fizban: Senturu, that's 100.01%!!! You've made a mathematical breakthrough.
23:15:41 May 7th 07 - Lord Oya: delusional? me? ha! lies!
23:20:55 May 7th 07 - Lord Senturu: Fizban you know its true the other army will allways have a .01% chance of defending.
23:22:09 May 7th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat: Oya is Dreadlord's multi? I begin to think the whole world of VU is made up of only one player :( This is the true CONSPIRACY!!
23:34:25 May 7th 07 - Sir Fizban: Oh noes! Weirdgrivi, Oya, Senturu and Dreadlord are just a few of my multis (or multiple personalities) and they're finding out about each other!
23:36:13 May 7th 07 - Lord Senturu: oh no....in a weird way...im related to Fizban? so that means my dreams about him are wrong? oh well. ill keep doin em anyway :P
23:50:15 May 7th 07 - Lady Erica Brahmins: Is this still about aliens?
00:09:03 May 8th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat: LOL, have I already told everyone about my VU dreams? I can't hold myself from relating them to people, I find them so funny :)
00:12:56 May 8th 07 - Mr. Lecter: WOW i have never won a fight at 1.00% of winning i know that i have won a 100.% chance many times... so no conspiricy just you being stupid and attacking when you have a 1% rather then a 100% Thats my thoery and i think it works well.
00:56:58 May 8th 07 - Mr. Lelouch The Black Prince: Cannibal!! Shoo!! Go away!
06:47:18 May 9th 07 - Dreadlord Valarion: Lecter is clearly insane...
08:26:14 May 9th 07 - Sir Vencrow: I say welcome to "The club" Lecter!
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