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A failed Ted Kennedy falls off his wagon and into an abysmal slurry of dreamscape and petty slums after bonking his head on the toilet seat after a nice binge and purge. The spectrem and forshortening of this world is nothing new to the kalidiscope high of lines of cocane. but his is no Oz and persona and charictures are utterly uncharted. The squelcing numb ness/nuts of incohearant droneing thoughts are displaces by a heckling diety or apperation... | ||||
Lol *so what the hell do you have to do to get a drink in this place. (my sentance sturcture and format are no way near rp) "Hello, Dolly." approches the gambling den/ cat house. | ||||
inadverntly side stumbles the archway as one of the toughest mofo that frequent that establishment as a collection to admonish some used chewing gum that has the shape of the top half of a coconut with a bit of sag. " reminds me of tersa" walks back and approches the the ciggarette vending girl " Malbro reds please' there is a fan dance stage act going on and waves for the watress to order a drink. The watress ponits to the Hostess who points to the coat rack girl who points to door girl who points to the cover charge sign. | ||||
The sign reads( 32 wallups) *ponders whats a wallup* shruggs sholders desireing a drink more then to sense out what his previous pondering thought was. Then the door girl does a 90' spin kick with a great glee full smile then pounds him in the chest 32 times with 3" punches. Flips the sign over and it now reads Members only. | ||||
Butt hurt and defeated he walks out the side door all Leasure suit larry style. and sees the Energiser bunny. states " Ain't that suppose to be a white rabbit" then sees a passed out hobo takes a seat next to him in the funky rank ally and catches a case of hepititus um how ever you catch that. shareing some wine and forgetting all the troubles. | ||||
The silent chill of 4am breeze shivers and alcoholic hypothermia are sundered by. Two men one chaseing down the other the Persuitee is only a blur. but the Captor Seems to have a shimer and what looks like a tommy gun dangiling from some kind of belt holster. | ||||
roles doodles kill count noids kill count 1. dont care this is just spam objectives control the spike and maybe control holli wood aswell. still do not have the format correct just occupying my time. | ||||
dont care about this thread and was debting Eva4 sim date rpg. were basicly you use the structure and kill your self. and change the kill count for the blue hair girl or the red head. asuka rei hyjack away :P | ||||
{on a side not i am misussing the words spam and flood not blatently but more so as an incencerity to conclued my thought relevently and thathered to a concrete point.} and what i ment with hyjack away was i do not mind an intrusion on this thread. i am not offended and i dont hold grudges too often cause i forget who they were against. | ||||
{brown]"EARTH!"[/brown] "Go Planet!" "By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!" Captain Planet, he's our hero He's our powers magnified Captain Planet, he's our hero Gonna help him put asunder "You'll pay for this Captain Planet!" We're the Planeteers Looting and polluting is not the way "The Power is Yours!" | ||||
previous post was pointless and brown is now green. | ||||
It's like...you are writing a book like Ulysses...he wrote down everything on his mind and it jumped from idea to idea...except this is rediculous... | ||||
so your ridiculing my role playing as Nobody and lacking humor. is there no place for lack-wits in this game your very bias. i dont recall the previous post about idiocity. | ||||
admirable walked into the thread it was a pretty thread he points at hard knocks ridiculing him admirable is very good at ridiculing hard knocks. hard knocks starts to cry and admirable starts to laugh. rain comes through and none of the villagers can tell hard knocks is crying because its raining. admirable goes and buys and xbox 360 and plays Call of Honor. the nobos on call of honor online cannot compete with admirables skill. hard knocks keeps crying and the villagers still think its just rain running down his cheeks. | ||||
when the rain stopped it was muddy in the village and the river was wet | ||||
meant to add that when the mud disappeared and the river dried off admirable went swimming | ||||
thank you for the rain. i do not know what when thru my mind. | ||||
*Hard Knocks ponders the meaning of Monstrosity. its another word that ends in ocity. *composes a poem* " Oh city oh city why do you not grow pretty. For plague and bane are driveing me insane. with Fogs so chokeing and me close to croaking. Peasants in dispare doom nearing gates rains ( again possibly) hope is but a folly away no dragons ":P' for me to slay. The rivers are no ocean and the fish all dead. Hordes a plenty when i dont have enuff bread. Sacrife more trip and break your neck. Na im j/k im not a poet what the Heck.' what is a hi ku? New to this game quit? Not on your live you stupid Sh -owoff. thanks for all the Fish. its all rough draft cause i do not have structure. and i dont like haveing to reset my modem cause of port error. | ||||
Its like someone swallowed a bunch of DXM and started typing... | ||||
are you talking about the street name skittles?" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> before 3min no limits no rules."> before the 3 minuet mark. no limits. "> | ||||
i broke the link messing with it but do you mean street name skittles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyYJlYxVJDc"> | ||||
regaurds to trolling and i guess the end of the era awards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o"> | ||||
i think i died long ago and you 2 are my eternal punishment heh, starfish love you. and i do hate tickle me elmo. | ||||
one of the previous points i didnt hit on was that a moderator should not have to babysit every 14 yearold that passes thru VU. | ||||
*ponders to look at the space where definitions are kept /rolls 3 'Heathen' means 'country-dweller' ('lives on the heath'). It's the English equivalent of the Latin-based word 'pagan', and refers to anyone who practices the original tribal religions of Europe, which were prevalent before middle-eastern faiths like Christianity and Islam made their way out of the desert. NOT to be confused with a 'Wiccan'. but a closer definition would be not worshiping Z propperly. | ||||
Fight or Join an alliance that can teach you how to play do not blame follys of your own misfortune upon your own misgivings dont know does not sound heathen but ill stumble upon something else in probably the next 20 min. | ||||
*ponders corruption how many people need a source code and i guess you would have to work for the umbrella coperation to live in a game that its main residents how do i use the theme without meaning one person dont care. Resident Evil 3 and a big satalite camra opens the big umbrella red and white. so are you laced not with spam but digital fingerprints of umbrella corperation and your time here is just serveing a function of the Dominate Species darn could not make that look like who gave away his code. | ||||
*Trys to remove kick me post-it from my back. | ||||
day in the life of a farm boy random link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dCz2hb46-E&feature=fvst"> | ||||
i borrowed a neighbors tool just forgot who the owner was. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5BVSRMblBc"> | ||||
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