Crazy War declaration thread

Crazy War declaration thread

03:21:23 Nov 4th 09 - Duke Ryan The Laughing Storm:

In the interest of all VU we shall make a daily War declaration in this thread. This VU is serious business and should be shown all the seriousness of well ....french fries with gravy because ffs thats some serious shit yo.

For Our Initial war we declare war on.... cats , the dirty little poop in a box bastards have climbed on our counter or rubbed against our legs for the last time! any Cats found in Crazy lands will be summarily given to the Korean restaurant. especially bad kitties!

That is all

Respectfully not yours,
Duke Ryan the laughing Storm.

03:26:51 Nov 4th 09 - Lady Liquid Sex Drive:

I declare war on panties!!!

05:29:09 Nov 4th 09 - Duke Ryan The Laughing Storm:

I will support your war of terror on panties and thusly will declare war on tighty whities!

05:40:56 Nov 4th 09 - Sir Cadmus The Twisted:

I call your declaration on tighty whities and raise it with a declaration on bonnets.

06:26:30 Nov 4th 09 - Duke Ryan The Laughing Storm:

outstanding, together we shall vanquish all uncomfortable clothing!

14:21:38 Nov 4th 09 - Lady Liquid Sex Drive:

Let us not forget the evils of bras!!! DOWN WITH THE BRAS!!

14:32:03 Nov 4th 09 - Mr. William And His Pink Rhino:

not the sexy ones please! only the granny ones :$

14:36:21 Nov 4th 09 - Lady Liquid Sex Drive:

Ok lacy pretty ones will be spared :| but granny bras diiiiie!!!

14:37:02 Nov 4th 09 - Mr. Hendrixson:

I hereby declare war on flatulent cows for having complete disregard for the quality of our air.

14:38:03 Nov 4th 09 - Mr. Theophilus XIII:

They do contribute to 30% of all greenhouse gasses...

14:59:23 Nov 4th 09 - Prince Highwayman:

I declare war on declarations of war. Any declarations of war will be met with a declaration of war.

I may be here for some time.

15:48:34 Nov 4th 09 - Sir Cadmus The Twisted:

I declare on your declaration on any declarations of war. Prepare to meet your maker (whom I will also declare war on).

16:24:43 Nov 4th 09 - Mr. Revenge The Sexc:

Another attention craving thread by Ryan I see.

16:28:47 Nov 4th 09 - Lady Liquid Sex Drive:

but I wanted the attention :(

16:35:13 Nov 4th 09 - Dr. Happy Pants:

You always have my attention sweet Lady Liquid Sex Drive.

16:46:30 Nov 4th 09 - Lady Liquid Sex Drive:

<3 the naughty Dr.

17:15:17 Nov 4th 09 - Dr. Happy Pants:

The naughty Dr <3 you too. Hubba Hubba

17:17:02 Nov 4th 09 - Lady Liquid Sex Drive:

*steals the Dr's tidy whities*

free ballin FTW

00:06:50 Nov 5th 09 - Mr. Crater:

I declare war on dentists.

GO JELLY BEANS!!!

00:23:08 Nov 5th 09 - Duke Ryan The Laughing Storm:

dentists already have the highest suicide rate amongst professionals you sir are mean!

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