Fortune Teller

Fortune Teller

18:07:03 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Bartholomew Roberts:

I Bartholomew Roberts am a Fortune Teller based on stereotypes. This is how it works you tell me your sex, age, ethnicity, and country you live in and I’ll tell you your future.

I'll go with myself first.

I'm a dude,I'm 16, I'm Mexican-American, and I live in the United States.

I will make a huge drug deal and will celebrate with beans and tortillas after worth.

18:19:32 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Iwasfrozen VI:

cool, my turn

Male, 15, White-Irish, And I live in Ireland.

18:27:34 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Bartholomew Roberts:

You will become an alcoholic catholic priest that will find a pot of gold.

18:33:48 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Iwasfrozen VI:

YeY !!!

19:31:30 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Redeemed Asmuth:

male, 13, white-english, i live in england

22:31:26 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Mini Dragon:

lol i must be his clone or something

23:28:08 Dec 21st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

Gender: male
Age: 55,963,
Race/Ethnicity: lost my skin color to a used car salesman.
Country: I live on Antarctica with an army of super penguins! It's not a country, but the closest research station I am to is owned by the U.S.

23:29:42 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

Gender : Male

Age: 554358834573495093453921 years

Race: Cow

Country: Castle in the sky.

23:41:04 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar:

MIght don't lie! it is:

Gender : female (cow..duh!)

Age: 5 months

Race: Cow

Country: The farm...

oh and now myself

Gender: Male
Age: Uncountable
Race: To Divine to mention
Country: 11th heaven

23:41:14 Dec 21st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

Mr. Might The God of Cows

Report

12/14/2007 6:04:38 PM

Well im about 1805568392748 years old. Man being a God can keep you alive for a long time!

Mr. Might The God of Cows

Report

12/21/2007 3:29:42 PM

Gender : Male

Age: 554358834573495093453921 years

Race: Cow

Country: Castle in the sky.

...wtf?

23:49:30 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

I can't remember the numbers exactly! Besides I have been alive forever. Im allowed to pick any number I want! Cause I can't fit my real age!

23:50:09 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

Clearly Might lives on a different plane of time...
So he really only is five months old!

23:51:32 Dec 21st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

Leave it to the God of Cows to forget his age...all cows do is moo and eat grass...then are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by men and women.

23:53:13 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

Agreed! I here to slaughter the Humanses!

23:58:03 Dec 21st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

Have fun with your lack of thumbs...and since you are the God of Cows and not the God of Bulls...you will not be able to kill us with your horns...what are you going to do? Wait...I can see it now...

23:58:48 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar:

humanses?

00:14:35 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Mbeidas The Black Prince:

i think he meant humanality

00:55:45 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Bartholomew Roberts:

Mr. Redeemed Asmuth

You will play cricket and then take your Bulldog for a walk. After worth you will drink tea and eat crumpets.

Prince Cephorus Septim IV

You will discover a cancerous tumor in your left breast but since you live thousands of miles always from any hospital you will die and your army of super penguins will eat your frozen corpse.

Mr. Umbar

God will hunt you down and give you AIDS.

01:43:07 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz:

Mr. Umbar

God will hunt you down and give you AIDS.

Do you mean the Cow God?

18:05:21 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Umbar:

Mr. Umbar

God will hunt you down and give you AIDS.

Eeeeewww! It seems god is *beep* :O

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