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Fra Merluz
19:51:05 Jan 31st 09 - Sir Spoon:

Does anyone have a clue what happened to this guy? Haha


05:31:51 Feb 1st 09 - Sir Pesterd:

noper


05:53:34 Feb 1st 09 - Duke Senturu:

he took on another name and is still hanging around im sure


06:07:40 Feb 1st 09 - Mr. Barny:

He commited an advanced form of suicide.

He entered Wyoming's Shoshone national park with the intent on never leaving. The only items later found on his person were 2 tabs of LSD, some PCP, Heroin, a hunting knife, and 3 inch think raw beef "armor".

Fra Merluz, known better by his street name "G-dub"; had taken small quantities of all the drugs listed above, and went out seeking Grizzly bear. His search was not in vain, as 2 hours into his trek he came across a mother and a small cub. He set up a webcam, and proceeded to create what he must of thought were "weapons" out of the resouces he has at hand. He ran up to the bear cub and proceeded to club it using a tree branch "axe", actually a tree branch with a hunting knife tied to the end using shoelaces; and hit the bear with it. The branch was bent, thus throwing off the center of balance of his improvised weapon and causing the blunt end of a tree branch to come crashing down on the cub's head.

The cub's mother then charged at him, and easily penetrated the raw beef "armor", and then proceeded to mual him to death. The best part of the whole ordeal: It was on a webcam.

Yup, so Spoon that's what happened to Fra Merluz.


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