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 Rugby Commentator: "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

  Motor Racing commentator: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

 Weathergirl: "So Trevor, where's that eight inches you promised me last night? Oh, hell! Are we still on air?"
Becky Mantin - BBC weathergirl, the day after it was supposed to snow and didn't, to Black newsreader, Trevor McDonald

 Astronomy commentator: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and it looks like he's just come in his shorts."
Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage

 Golf Commentator on caddy Fanny Sunneson: "Some weeks Nick Faldo likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to play with himself."

 Running commentator: "Paula has a quick look between her legs and likes what she sees."

 Motor Racing commentator: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix

Cycling commentator: "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing us what balls he has!"

 Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

 Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

 Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

 Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

 Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

 Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

 At the rowing medal awards ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

Soccer commentator: "Julian *beep*s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven *beep*s on the field."

 Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?!"

One day the Pope went to visit the seven dwarfs as part of his world tour on comparative religions. His Holiness was just finishing his speech when Dopey raised his hand to ask a question.
"Mr Pope, are there any dwarf Nuns in Rome?"
"No Dopey," responded the Pontiff, "there are not".
"Mr. Pope are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?", Dopey asked again.
"No Dopey," chuckled the Pope, "there are no dwarf Nuns in Italy."
"Mr. Pope, "Dopey pleaded. "Are there any dwarf Nuns anywhere?"
"No Dopey," the Pope replied sadly, "there are no dwarf Nuns anywhere in
the entire world."
No sooner had he spoken than the six remaining dwarves started chanting softly in the background: "Dopey *beep*ed a penguin, Dopey *beep*ed a penguin..."

forl'd so hard on the first post!