Good New Bad News Game

Good New Bad News Game
01:18:45 Aug 7th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar: Here's a fun game: Someone starts a story, starting off as good news, Next person turns it around into bad news. The next turns it back to positive and so on. Ex: 1st Person: I heard on the news that a man was finally found after four years 2nd Person: They identified him by DNA samples of the rotten bones that were chewed and gnawed on. 3rd Person: Using the DNA, a scientist cloned the dead man and gave the clone back to his wife. 4th Person: The Clone went evil and began to mutate into a zombie like creature and devoured the wife. 5th Person: After eating the wife, the clone grew back into normal old Mr. Banks. 6th Person: Mr. Banks had no memory of his life and wandered the streets lost and confused. And you get the idea. So someone can go ahead and start with a short narrative statement.
06:33:46 Aug 7th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar: Start over, how about this one: Brad Pitt just accepted a 10 million dollar deal to play Captain America in the upcoming movie. Negative: Marvel cancels production due to Brad Pitt's homicidal melt down on set, killing half the cast and crew. Positive: Cameraman films the massacre and sells it for billions Next person state "Negative" then continue (even the lamest start can turn into something awesome, just be creative, comical, and fresh. Kind of like Mad Libs. Think "News Flash MADLIBS)
09:47:48 Aug 7th 09 - Sir Penor The Overwhelming: Negative: Women only have one hollywood old guy to oogle at (George Clooney) after Pitt goes to jail.
10:30:42 Aug 7th 09 - Mr. Piece Maker: Positive: All the more women for me!
11:58:04 Aug 7th 09 - Duke Angelus: Negative: All the woman have aids, not hiv... FULL BLOWN AIDS!
14:01:28 Aug 7th 09 - Sir Pubeguin The Hairy Cheezburger: Positive: Piece maker has a fat rubber and it doesnt matter to him
14:10:35 Aug 7th 09 - Duke Angelus: [[im going off that you mean condom :P]] Negative: The rubber has a hole in it
15:15:48 Aug 7th 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter: Positive: But he does not get AIDS
15:32:26 Aug 7th 09 - Mr. Peacemakerofdoium: Negative: but finds out he got something else
15:38:57 Aug 7th 09 - Mr. Piece Maker: Positive: Yeah, lots of kids to train into a super breed of VU warrior
15:40:11 Aug 7th 09 - Mr. Piece Maker: (Might as well cheat a little and do the negative myself, since I know what's coming next) Negative: He also gets herpes :(
16:14:00 Aug 7th 09 - Duke Windscar The Random: Positive: its all over his wife
16:31:18 Aug 7th 09 - Sir Epyon: (how is that positive? :o) Negative: His wife went and slept with Slade to get back at her husband for giving her herpes; thus, Slade got herpes again.
16:47:12 Aug 7th 09 - Duke Windscar The Random: (its positive because he didnt have it) Positive: Slade rubs his...um...all over a fern and finds a cure! <3 slade
18:17:27 Aug 7th 09 - Sir Big And Tasty: Negative: The "fern" happened to be poison ivy.
20:45:24 Aug 7th 09 - Sir Penor The Overwhelming: (Hahahahahahaha nice last one) Positive: The poison ivy makes it swell up, thus making it bigger
20:50:14 Aug 7th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent: negative: The swelling makes it explode
20:50:49 Aug 7th 09 - Duke Drakos: Positive: the explosion attracts the notice of the Swedish Bikini team and they run to his aid.
21:44:39 Aug 7th 09 - Sir Penor The Overwhelming: (Why do all these thread always lead to these sorts of topics :/ Negative: Its the all-male bikini team.
00:34:30 Aug 8th 09 - Mr. Vuggy: Positive: They used to be women. (xD)
00:41:37 Aug 8th 09 - Sir Penor The Overwhelming: Negative: They have been taking a lot of testosterone lately.
05:40:17 Aug 8th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar: wow u guys are dirty minded
05:57:12 Aug 8th 09 - Sir Pure: Positive: Slade likes it that way even more (turns him on more lol)
06:00:27 Aug 8th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent: Negative: HIS PENOR IS BLOWN OFF!
06:04:18 Aug 8th 09 - Sir Big And Tasty: Positive: He didn't want it.
06:05:42 Aug 8th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar: i said be original. dirty jokes are about as uncreative and cliche as you can get. How dirty someone's mind is just shows how worthless it is too.
07:34:07 Aug 8th 09 - Sir Penor The Overwhelming: (What did you expect bringing the game into VU? Comedy at intelligent level pfft) Negative: That means Slade won't like penguin anymore.
08:18:44 Aug 8th 09 - Mr. Lithium: Positive-penguin has no feelings
09:23:27 Aug 8th 09 - Duke Angelus: Negative: he has no feeling in his penor either.. :P thus no good feelings :P
10:32:01 Aug 8th 09 - Sir Penor The Overwhelming: Positive: It won't hurt if he gets kicked in the nuts
10:33:05 Aug 8th 09 - Sir Pure: Negative: Ppl will think he's a she
10:38:16 Aug 8th 09 - Sir Penor The Overwhelming: Positive: He can finally get his long-awaited sex change and nobody will notice the difference
10:40:11 Aug 8th 09 - Mr. Justin: Negative-Doctors mistakenly put it in place of his nose
11:29:37 Aug 8th 09 - Sir Penor The Overwhelming: Positive: Blowing your nose takes on a whole new meaning
23:13:37 Aug 9th 09 - Mr. Lithium: negative-blowing your nose in public is now illegal for penguin. Positive- he becomes very popular with the ladies.
23:22:30 Aug 9th 09 - Sir Spoon: Congratulations Lithium, you're lame. Just do either of them, not both. Positive: The new meaning was epic failure, so it's back to its old meaning, which turns blowing your nose in public legal again.
02:09:15 Aug 10th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar: Negative: Clones of celebrities break free from some hidden society ruled by Sean Bean, and kills the guy and burns his body. The Arnold Schwarzenegger clone begins his own country while Silvester Stallone rules the other faction. A huge war ensues.
03:40:31 Aug 10th 09 - Mr. Lithium: positive- steroids go on sale half price for the duration. Spoon I was trying to turn it away from a Penguin bashing session.
03:41:22 Aug 10th 09 - Sir Penor The Overwhelming: Negative:The sale shortens the world's average penis size.
06:27:55 Aug 10th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar: Positive: Penor finally isn't made fun of anymore for his shortage of manhood. Soon, a shortage of steroids turns everyone back to normal after a while.
12:03:19 Aug 10th 09 - Sir Pure: Negative: Penor feel sad cause of his lack of size =D
18:07:23 Aug 10th 09 - Mr. Lithium: Positive- some women like "small" men.
18:34:59 Aug 10th 09 - Mr. Jellybean: Negative - But most dont ....
21:02:20 Aug 10th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar: Have to reboot the game again, How come it always ends up on male anatomy. Some people have some kind of obsession here. I don't think it's healthy. New Rules for the game, because this isn't as fun or as clever as it should. Rules 1. Each Good News or Bad News in form of news flash, something an anchorman would read off the teleprompter (not Will Ferrel archorman). 2. No more sexual jokes, they've been burnt out and have outlast their welcome. 3. Addition must be some kind of event, not just a comment. Something has to happen and the story must progress. Good, I will start off with a real news flash and then you guys can try it again. Breaking News; A Black Bear in Snowflake, Arizona, is wanted for Grand Theft Auto. Apparently the bear used it's claws to break in and drive off. (Real story up to this point, no joke. Except not in Snowflake. I don't remember where it was.) Good News: Reports say that it is a olive green gremlin. The owner is not pushing charges. Bad News: The baby was last seen in the car and is now reported missing. It looks like the bear is not only a car robber, but a kidnapper as well.
21:09:25 Aug 10th 09 - Mr. Tycose: Good news: Baby was found, with a pefectly skinned and preseved bear hide to keep him warm. Note was found writton on crude paper, in a thus unidentified language. Scientists are working to translate.
22:39:29 Aug 10th 09 - Mr. Lithium: bad news -the baby is actually 12 years old he is just short fat and bald they find quickly that he spells at a grade 1 level and has no personal skills. he was found with a World of warcraft manual and a knife. as well as a poopy diaper. as it turns out that the note wasnt in another language, it was just very poorly spelled and read "pleeze dunt maik maiy babee eet samun heez alerjic, he is uglee but ids OK becawse he iz stupud tu. he likes wurld of wawrcraft and fur the luv uv gawd dunt tell him whear wee liv. " the paper was traced to British Columbia.
23:13:34 Aug 10th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar: lol, two thumbs up so far Good News: It was discovered that the child was the son of Tony Blair and Kiera Knightley. Paparazzi are making millions off of the story, as well as this news station.
23:26:50 Aug 10th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar: Real News: Barak Obama is not American. His presidency is unconstitutional. Bad News: Biden will be president if this goes through and kicks Obama out. Anyways, back to game, dont include this.
23:31:23 Aug 10th 09 - Mr. Tycose: Bad news: The child was sent to Calgary and grew up to be a bitter, middle aged man who has failed at everything he has ever tried, from raising a family to playing Soccer and Baceball. His body is breaking down, and the only freinds he has are online.
23:47:32 Aug 10th 09 - Mr. Lithium: good news- he then moved back to BC where he currently resides trolling the inetrnet for unwary people.
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