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To all you fellow Canadians out there...
HAPPY CANADA DAY
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hehe :)
Don't wanna be a Canadian idi0t
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost-bitten hose head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they all leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talking a-boot
Sure, they got their national health care
Cheaper meds for prime rates and clean air
Then again, well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of driving a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't wanna be a Canadian idi0t
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Break your nose and they'll just say "Sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
It's gotta be they're all up to something
So, quick, before they see it coming
Time for a preemptive strike
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that song about sums us up... :P
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Canadian *beep*, i love that song!!!
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is it just me or is this thread unpopular? lol
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it seems like there are not many Canadians here on VU...
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Hmm, I miss Arzun here. He was Canadian right?
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there are more canadians than you might realize :-)
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i live in California. does that count?
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It does!
You are now Canadian.
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Who here has seen the movie Canadian Bacon.
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No. But if you have, you're Canadian.
Bruto- You're part Canadian then.
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