Indiana Jones 4

Indiana Jones 4

06:53:56 May 31st 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPTJ4v6KPrg

When I saw the trailer, I immediately thought:

"Indiana Jones 4 and the Social Security Office"

I thought the same thing for Rambo and Rocky!

:-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPTJ4v6KPrg

When I saw the trailer, I immediately thought:

"Indiana Jones 4 and the Social Security Office"

I thought the same thing for Rambo and Rocky!

:-D

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07:06:19 May 31st 08 - The Dark Knight:

That movie = TEH EPIC SUCK

09:57:18 May 31st 08 - Mr. Pedro Al Bear:

It was not better or worse than any other Indiana Jones movie. It's enjoyable if you can suspend belief and not ask how he can survive a nuclear bomb detonation by hiding in a freezer.

12:16:16 May 31st 08 - Mr. Dreadlord:

indiana jones is for racists

12:19:34 May 31st 08 - Mr. Dreadlord:

go to foreign cultures/people, kill them all off(subliminal/not important part of the movie) and get their treasure and the girl? Ow and ofc the cultures are EVIL and tehy deserve to die.
Anything changed?

13:18:07 May 31st 08 - Mr. Pedro Al Bear:

Racist? Have you even watched it? At best it's anti-communist, but since the USSR no longer exists it's a moot point anyway. In this movie the treasure were "aliens" not exactly culture plundering others.

Get a grip.

13:59:33 May 31st 08 - Mr. Dreadlord:

no i dint watch the latest one lol.
but still aliens are a sepecies why kill them? as if their lives are worthless.
no matter in what context the fundements are wrong. and yes alien lives are also worth alot more than that. maybe jsut the same as human life in some way.

14:03:05 May 31st 08 - Mr. Pedro Al Bear:

Who said anything about killing them? You're just retarded, how can you talk about a movie you haven't seen. GTFO failed troll.

15:22:50 May 31st 08 - Mr. Dreadlord:

ive seen older indiana jones's

16:22:28 May 31st 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

Man, these movies were great!

16:37:30 May 31st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

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5/31/2008 7:16:16 AM

indiana jones is for racists

The first one....Nazis.....racist? No....anti facism ftw! they got killed by God for screwing with his Ark of the Covenant....so is God a racist!?

Yeah in the second one he was completely racist...he killed a bunch of Indian people who drank some nasty stuff that turned them into mindless slaves, enslaving children....its too bad they were rescued and all, and also the bad guys are worshipping an evil god that they sacrifice people to.....idk about you guys but MAN im going to sue for apparent racism(How high were you? can you sense my sarcasm?) Maybe you can say he destroyed an EVIL culture....too bad the British arrested them...so British must be racist too...overall...pulling out hearts, laughing at people burning alive...yeah they so totally deserved to keep doing that

Third one.....Nazis again buddy.....they arent really a race in themselves but if you really want to whine...sure racism....tried screwing with God again and look what happens....they get killed b/c they are facists and no one likes them....just ask those guardian guys who were protecting the Holy Grail who were killed by them.

New one...havnt seen it but are talking about the old ones.....so you argument of racism is an EPIC FAIL

18:24:58 May 31st 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

Well, I'm not going to spoil it for you, but Indy fights commies, I am also unsure how his body wasn't entirely mangled when he got out of that fridge, but oh well. I love how, like almost all action movies, the bad guys can never seem to hit anything. I want to know how they're trained, I mean, do the instructors say, "Alright! You see that target down there? DON'T HIT IT! Hit everything around it, but don't hit the target itself!"

Reminds me of an old Arnold Schwarzenegger movie called Commando. At the end he's standing out in a field at the center of a military base with a hundred guys shooting at him from all directions, and he isn't getting hit once, he is just mowing them down. People BEHIND him were somehow falling down! People hiding behind grassy hills were falling down with bullet holes in them, but still, Arny kicks butt!

Speaking of that, I like how he escapes a gigantic explosion in Predator by running around thirty feet away...

20:09:08 May 31st 08 - Mr. Ironic:

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is... EPIC FAIL.

FIrst of all pretty much all the cliches are there, bad guys can't shoot for jack, best friend goes tratior because he's greedy and dies because he's greedy, the bad guys are all very evil looking, can survive blasts of gigantic proportions, theres one guy who can fight etc. Some of the ideas weren't bad , like the City of Gold I thought that was a great mystery that could make a very interesting plotline and they even based the existence of the Crystal Skull from fact(it does exist I've seen one in Britain) but then they had to fit E.T. into it and that just ruined it.

20:11:43 May 31st 08 - Mr. Pibble:

suspension of disbelief didnt save me on this movie

21:45:14 May 31st 08 - Mr. Dreadlord:

lol totaly agree with septim

22:19:21 May 31st 08 - Lord Erunion Telcontar:

On the accuracy of badguys, this is actually a good thing, and can be harnessed to power the world... See;
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Stormtroopers_vs._Red_Shirts
:P

22:27:59 May 31st 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

Lol.

This is that commando movie I was talking about, the very scene!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxYmEYBLgBE&feature=related

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00:14:54 Jun 1st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

I havnt seen the movie yet but I may be sad if I find that it is as bad as you guys are making it sound. And Nazis cannot shoot! All the good ones were fighting in WWII or died...why would Hitler send his best shooters.....to look for artifacts? He would send smart ones....who cannot shoot...and who dont look pretty for the cameras....

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04:03:33 Jun 1st 08 - Lord Senturu:

Indiana Jones is freakin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04:05:38 Jun 1st 08 - Mr. Ironic:

Have you even seen the 4th movie?

04:36:26 Jun 1st 08 - Lord Senturu:

i just saw it about an hour ago

04:53:50 Jun 1st 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

My brother just saw it and said it was good...im seeing it tuesday

13:02:20 Jun 1st 08 - Mr. Spoon:

Senturu!

01:05:12 Jun 2nd 08 - Lord Senturu:

Spooneh!!!!!

01:54:52 Jun 2nd 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

Indy!!!!!!!!!!

05:18:32 Jun 2nd 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

The world has hope again....and Arvious go kill yourself....dont scare Senturu away again.....Septim is sad enough with him gone most of the time =(

14:12:51 Jun 2nd 08 - Sir Lelouch VI Britannia:

Man, what's wrong with the world?

Indy fought Nazi's in 2 movies and Thugee cults in Temple of Doom. You didn't hear a 'racist' outcry back in the 80's. Shows what kind of thin skins that this generation is producing.

01:37:38 Jun 4th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

Yeah....he does fight commies...just saw it....i would prefer Nazis because they are funny =p

04:49:52 Jun 5th 08 - Mr. Eat Stuff:

I thought the new movie was very good and Harrison ford still kicked but despite being in his 60's BUT!!! the alien thing ruined it for me. It just doesn't fit in with the old Indiana Jones movies. but most of my friends liked it so you will have to see it for yourself

19:12:22 Jun 5th 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

Okay, first off, it is a religon moive, and before you get a freaky on me, the native people of the City of Gold worshipped the aliens as gods, so it is religion.

23:50:28 Jun 5th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

Maybe the only reason people like this Indiana Jones is because your supposed to like Indiana Jones otherwise your for Commies and Nazis >_> Patriotism does that to people.

Also Code Geass is pretty good Lelouch.

05:14:50 Jun 7th 08 - Lord Senturu:

lelouch sucks :P

i still love Indiana Jones. no matter what ya'll say.

19:47:24 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

What am I, a stick in the mud? I love those movies.

02:59:25 Jun 8th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

I love them too Senturu >_> I have the collectors edition of the original 3 =p
...actually...I pretty much have a ton of Harrison Ford movies.....

03:29:49 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

Like the last 3 star wars movies?

05:36:33 Jun 8th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

I didn't like the second one much, it would've been good without that damsel...

01:28:35 Jun 9th 08 - Ms. Poop:

"no i dint watch the latest one lol.
but still aliens are a sepecies why kill them? as if their lives are worthless.
no matter in what context the fundements are wrong. and yes alien lives are also worth alot more than that. maybe jsut the same as human life in some way."

lol

05:22:35 Jun 9th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

Arvious...I have all the Star Wars movies but like the original 3 the best....and I liked episode 2 more than the first and third...

05:33:01 Jun 9th 08 - Lord Erunion Telcontar:

Hmm... Star Wars movies.
The best are the original trilogy. Why? Sure, they were crazy, sure they were out of this world, but the acting was amazing. The actors carried the story and made the whole incredibly fun and enjoyable. In the new three, they have amazing special effects, but the directing and screenplay is horrid. They give the actors completely wooden lines and mess around with a good formula.
The sheer awesomeness of episode III compensates for these deficits somewhat (as well as having slightly better screenplay+etc), but Episodes I/II are definitely subpar, which is a real shame.

Now, back on topic.
The original three Indiana Jones movies were set in the thirties, and were made with the same formula as 1930's movies were made. With a large chunk of modern touches.
Now, this one's set in the 1950's, so (surprise surprise) the plot is 1950's style with 1950's themes. That means Nukes, Commies and Aliens.
Hence there are Nukes, Commies and Aliens in the film. Shocking!

23:31:34 Jun 10th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

:-O

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