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Jokes anyone?
19:47:54 Jun 5th 08 - Mr. Archal: Post any funny things here! I'll kick it off with a couple of comic strips...xD And a funny KD banner.....
07:28:19 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Opportunity: Quotes: "Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." "Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines" "I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
11:39:11 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Singollo: a man says to his wife, in a moment of irritation 'your so fat your beep is the size of a triple burner bbq!' She ignores him and carries on with what shes doing. That night, he tries to have sex with her, but she refuses, saying 'theres no point lighting the barbeque just for half a sausage ;) '
11:39:33 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Singollo: beep is arrse
07:10:44 Jun 9th 08 - Mr. Opportunity: hmm.. this doesn't seem to be particularly popular...
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