Life Questions

Life Questions

12:57:58 Sep 24th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

I like to consider myself to be a great intellect in my own lifetime...however this has always puzzled me...if God made Adam and Eve, and they had 2 sons Cain and Abel, who did the sons get it on with to populate the earth???

12:59:25 Sep 24th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

If we descended from the apes, would monkey porn be a turn on?

13:01:54 Sep 24th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

If you mailed an ounce of weed to someone, could you arrest the postman for possession?

13:03:18 Sep 24th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

Does the speed of light get slowed down by traffic humps and traffic circles?

13:04:37 Sep 24th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

If Superman is so smart, why does he wear his underwear outside his stockings?

14:19:30 Sep 24th 08 - Mr. Richard VIII:

If man was truly intelligent, would he have responded to this post 4 times in a row?

14:24:14 Sep 24th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

1- That story was symbolic, there were people all over Earth...
2- idk, try it yourself and see if it turns you on ;p
3- lol, would be funny but I highly doubt it.
4- *sigh* probably in some area of chemistry of high level of science
5- Who said anything about Superman being smart? He is at least strong.

14:28:56 Sep 24th 08 - Lord Incognito:

What the hell does light have to do with chemistry. It goes under Physics! Ź.Ź

And postmen cant get arrested if they dont know what they're carrying.... :p

14:33:21 Sep 24th 08 - Mr. Brain:

"This little bag is weed? What? I thought it was um tea!... you can't arrest me!"

16:58:19 Sep 24th 08 - Mr. Doctor Strange:

good response charley. That speed of light thing... *rolls eyes* if you were a great intellect you would know that everything reflects light and that's why we can see it, and that one ray of light shot directly at a speed bump would be completely blocked, however the sun gives off such a large amount of light that it reflects off of just about everything, making it easy to see both sides of the speed bump. The rest of your questions are just ridiculous, take an IQ test and see what great intellect of the times you are. -and not one of the cheap 20 question things that are online.

16:59:37 Sep 24th 08 - Mr. Doctor Strange:

oh and an ounce couldn't be mistaken for a little bag of tea ^ lol, that's a fair bit of weed. :D

19:22:35 Sep 24th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

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9/24/2008 3:58:19 PM

Theres my middle finger...sit down and spin

I have decided that we shall sit down and ponder, and then think about things to think about...for these are seriously important questions...as i am sure there are many more

For those that replied to this seriously, get off your fat asses and go get a sense of humour at your local KMart

20:26:21 Sep 24th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

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9/24/2008 9:28:56 AM

What the hell does light have to do with chemistry. It goes under Physics! Ź.Ź

Speed of light is not just physics dumbass -_- you are only 16 so you wouldn't know...Chemistry also includes the speed of light when trying to figure out the velocity, frequency, energy, wavelength of atoms...I am not bothering to open my notes or my book so w/e -_-

20:37:20 Sep 24th 08 - Lord Incognito:

Eh? I studied Physics and Chemistry -.- I know what I'm saying, Charley -.-

And LMAO Pimp xD You should work on your text-blending skills though :p

20:43:20 Sep 24th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

I was in physics and chemistry in high school...I am in college chemistry and had to calculate for the speed of light(c), converting it into joules(energy), wavelengths(lambda), ect...

20:48:43 Sep 24th 08 - Lord Incognito:

And? I do that in O level Physics. -.- Not Chemistry -.-

(Muahahaha thread hijacking xD)

21:10:44 Sep 24th 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

Did pinky and the brain ever get world domination?

01:08:25 Sep 25th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

another important question for us to think about thinking about -_-

01:33:15 Sep 25th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

I thought Brain was dissected for science...and Pinky was used as food for an exotic species of cat...

01:50:41 Sep 25th 08 - Mr. Brainiac:

Poop?

01:51:50 Sep 25th 08 - Mr. Brainiac:

People

Order

Our

Patties!!!! Woot, I figured it out woot woot woot woot

Wo TO

= 0

DAS MEAN i IS; a Intollects mofo's!!!?!>@$!$>!$

04:34:24 Sep 25th 08 - Sir Epyon:

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Mr. Pimp Report 9/24/2008 6:57:58 AM	I like to consider myself to be a great intellect in my own lifetime...however this has always puzzled me...if God made Adam and Eve, and they had 2 sons Cain and Abel, who did the sons get it on with to populate the earth???

07:28:18 Sep 25th 08 - Mr. Doctor Strange:

well I always thought these questions were fun to think about:

If you saw yourself in the past and somehow altered your future where you never go back in time, what happens. And if you alter your future do you automatically gain those new memories, since technically they already happened?

If you're travelling at the speed of light and turn on the headlights, what happens?

21:23:17 Sep 25th 08 - Ms. Pong:

1. You would creat a paradox and destroy everyone.
2. Nothing except you would be wasting electricity and extra heat.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

What is the question?

Do two wrongs ever make a right?

00:41:27 Sep 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious VII:

Do two wrongs ever make a right?

Depends on what wrongs you made, for if you made wrongs contradicting the other wrong, then it rights the wrong, thus making it go back to how it was before you added two wrongs.

...Ow...

03:22:14 Sep 26th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV:

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

Chuck Norris!

03:43:15 Sep 26th 08 - Mr. Duca:

Question: Do two wrongs ever make a right?

Not always, but two rights makes a backward move

three rights make a left turn

four rights means nothing

"oh rly?" ;)

if you dress a postman like a marine, would the dogs still try to bite him?

06:56:50 Sep 26th 08 - Mr. Doctor Strange:

I think a wood chuck chucking Chuck Norris would be in for a painful @ss beating :D

07:00:09 Sep 26th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV:

Adam West vs. Chuck Norris!!! :-O

19:52:40 Sep 26th 08 - Mr. Brain:

Mr. Opportunity
9/24/2008 9:10:44 PM
Did pinky and the brain ever get world domination?

Working on that ;)

22:57:29 Sep 26th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

If we built bigger cities on one side of the earth...would it topple over...

These are all good questions which i shall think about beginning to think about

23:52:12 Sep 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious VII:

No... only an idi0t would ask that. -_-

00:22:32 Sep 27th 08 - Duke Arzun:

That should answer one of your life questions.

06:48:59 Oct 2nd 08 - Mr. Duca:

if the Catholic Church is said to be Holy and the Pope is and old guy who represents it, even embody the church....can his nursery look at his underwear and say "Holly *beep*" without being a sin?

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