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<Septim> :o
<Septim> :o
<Septim> :o
<Septim> :o
<Septim> I'm all alone, what'll I do?
<Septim> Oh my god!
<Septim> OH MY GOD!
<Septim> I'll just play a little game, that's it
<Septim> I'll call it...well, puppets!
* Septim pulls out a sock puppet.
<Septim> Meh, too unoriginal...
* Septim pulls out a Septim doll.
<Septim> Haha!
* Septim pulls out several other dolls of Shezmu, Arvious, Scientist, Salamon, Sp@mfighter, Deallus, Slasher the Mongoose, Vineraven, and many other Visual Utopians.
* Septim holds the Septim doll.
<Septim> I am Septim! God of Sp@m!
* Septim pulls out the Senturu doll.
<Septim> No you're not! I am!
* Septim has the Septim doll knock the Senturu doll into a small hole.
<Septim> Septim wins!
* Septim imitates the noise of an audience cheering.
<Septim> That's right! Septim wins again!
* Septim continues the cheering.
* Septim has the Scientist, Salamon, Sp@mfighter, and several other dolls come out.
<Septim> We are the mods! We are here to arrest you!
* Septim has Septim kick them into the hole too.
<Septim> I am the God of Sp@m!
* Septim has the Scientist doll come out.
<Septim> Oh Septim! I bow to you!
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*** ChanServ sets mode +o on Charley
<Charley> O_o
* Septim has the Septim doll kill the Scientist doll.
<Septim> Die foo!
<Charley> ...wha? O_o
* Septim has the Shezmu doll come out, and run away.
<Septim> Fear me! You all lose!
<Charley> ....
* Septim has descended into insanity with Charley's leave.
* Septim has the Deallus doll come out and kiss Septim's feet.
<Septim> I win at RPing too! AHA!
<Charley> have you been huffing paint again?
* Septim has the Arvious doll come out and begin trying to use modern weapons against the Septim doll, only to fail epically when Septim has the Septim doll kick the Arvious doll into a pit.
<Charley> ...O_o
<Septim> Nobody can defeat him! He is amazing!
* Septim imitates the sound of an audience cheering.
<Charley> ...
<Charley> you...ok?
* Septim has the Vineraven doll come out.
<Charley> ....
<Charley> ....
<Septim> I am Vineraven! I am here to say that I'll be going inactive! I'm a little nub!
* Septim has the Septim doll kick the Vineraven doll into a pit.
<Septim> You cannot defeat Septim!
<Septim> I wasn't trying to-OH MY GOD.
<Charley> I beat you in RPing >_>
<Charley> :p
<Charley> I won't leave before you...nub :D
<Charley> soooo
<Charley> have you calmed down now?
* Septim holds up an index card that says *Part 2*
<Charley> ...
* Septim has a Delran doll come out.
* Charley hits Septim over the face with the side of his sword
<Septim> I can control Dragons! You cannot defeat me!
* Septim has the Septim doll kick the Delran doll.
<Septim> Yes I can!
* Charley has the Charley doll cut the Delran doll's head off
* Septim then has a Demonsul doll come out, they chill for a while, then the Demonsul doll leaves after a few too many Septim Shots.
<Septim> Can nobody beat me?
* Septim has the Zeta doll come out and kick the Septim doll's butt.
* Septim holds up an index card that says *The End*
* Septim then pulls out a revolver.
<Septim> And that's the end of our show!
* Septim kills himself.
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You forgot the last part
<@Charley> ...
<@Charley> if you are really emo I will hate you
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Malfunctioning clone...sorry...
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I seriously thought you had just snapped...I wondered why my IRC just died while I was watching a video...and came back to find you going nuts with dolls...
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* Charley goes back to playing GemCraft
<Septim> Fine! LEAVE
<Septim> :(
* Septim pulls out his dolls again.
<Charley> eh?>
* Septim has the Slasher doll approach the Septim Doll.
<Septim> *Mongoose noises*
<Septim> What? Little billy's trapped in the well?
<Septim> Well, feed him enough so that he gets fat, then slaughter him. We need meat for the restaraunt.
<Septim> *More mongoose noises*
<Septim> Of course you have to feed him a growth hormone!
<Septim> *Final mongoose noises*
<Septim> Yeah, seeya.
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* Septim then pulls out a taped together taco shell.
* Septim puts the taco shell on a platform.
<Septim> Now, to rebegin the worship of the Holy Taco shell of Hope!
<Septim> All rise!
* Septim watches all the dolls rise.
* Septim then watches as the taco bell begin's it's sermon.
<Septim> I was made seventy-two hours ago in a taco shell factory in Mexico, in my long life I have seem many things, but nothing as amazing, and utterly astounding as grated cheese.
<Septim> Cheese is so perfect...so amazingly satisfying that it tests the boundaries of your taste buds.
<Septim> Cheese...is magnificent.
* Charley a random person stands
<Septim> But we cannot forget the mighty taco meat!
<Charley> "I am lactose intolerant!"
<Septim> Ohhhh! THE TACO MEAT!
<Charley> "and I am a vegan!"
* Septim watches as the taco shell blasts Charley with a ray of anti-Charley energy.
<Charley> *That wasn't Charley*
<Septim> * Charley a random person stands
<Septim> But we cannot forget the mighty taco meat!
<Charley> "I am lactose intolerant!"
<Septim> Ohhhh! THE TACO MEAT!
<Charley> "and I am a vegan!"
* Septim watches as the taco shell blasts Charley with a ray of anti-Charley energy.
<Charley> *That wasn't Charley*
<Septim> * Charley a random person stands
* Charley wasn't anywhere near the place
<Charley> ...oops
* Septim then watches as the taco shell continues it's sermon.
<Septim> And we cannot forget lettuce! OH THE LETTUCE!
<Charley> "ohhh the lettuce!"
<Septim> But don't ever, and I mean EVER, eat lettuce from the garbage can!
<Septim> Lettuce that has been defiled by the garbage can is impure, intolerable!
<Septim> Can I get an amen!?
<Septim> AMEN!
<Septim> CAN I GET AN AMEN!?
<Septim> AMEN!!!
<Septim> Now, for the wonderful taco sauce that gives so many people gas! Gas is a holy gesture! Gas MUST be accepted!
<Septim> Gas is a wonderful blessing upon this earth!
<Septim> Power to the Gas!
<Septim> POWER TO THE GAS!
<Septim> Ooooh Power to the gas!
<Septim> And now, I must leave you my friends, for I have much more to see, and many more things to do!
* Septim puts the taco shell and the dolls away.
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Septim... just what the mother flipping hell is wrong with you now?
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there is something wrong with septim... im scared.....
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Haha, you've been planning that for weeks :P
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Fvck off bringing roleplaying into the hangaround its ment for hangarounding not roleplaying
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Actually, both of those were spur of the moment. XD
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Look in Shame's thread, sign the second petition, we will bring the whiny guy to justice.
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Finally, an imitation of me in the form of a doll. I'm really going up in the world.
Or.... into a deep dark pit as the case may be.
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I was a doll too, it makes me feel appreciated. And I didn't get put into any pits. I just got drunk.
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Wait... My doll representation makes me sound like an Emo nub!....
I'm actually not shocked and appalled by this.
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I didn't think this was really...RPing...well it was in some sense, but it was more like an insane moment on IRC.
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Talking to ones self when bored is fun :P
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There was the classic "Seloc vs Seloc" topic I think...
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