Messing with Telemarketers!

Messing with Telemarketers!

02:23:29 Oct 17th 07 - Mr. Spud:

I have some fun ways of messing with telemarketers...but would love to know about some of your ways! Post on!

Start an argument. Example: When they start talking, yell "HEY! ARNT YOU THAT GUY THAT STOLE MY COAT!!! YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK!
Try to sell something to THEM. Thats always funny
Ask them if their mom knows that this is what they do for a living.
Sing "Row row row your boat to them. If the inturupt you, yell at them and tell them that your trying to sing a song for them, then start again. If they sit through the whole thing, say "Hey! Your the first person to listen to me all the way through, then sing it again for them.
Start crying and say that your alone, the power is out and their scaring you.
Tell them to wisper, get them to wisper REALLY quit, them scream into the phone "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

03:59:43 Oct 17th 07 - Mr. Fish Pants Iii:

or do a take off Seinfeld

1.(telemarketer) “Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?” which you say, “Yes!” and slam down the phone

2 (after answering a telemarketer's call), “I'm sorry, I'm a little tied up now. Give me your home number and I’ll call you back later. Oh! You don’t like being called at home? Well, now you know how I feel.”

04:27:47 Oct 17th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

lmao at #2! i love that! i'm definitely gonna try it! i'll try Spud's #2 as well lol ;)
both sound good!

04:54:45 Oct 17th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

These are funny, hehehe.

05:53:07 Oct 17th 07 - Lady Lacewing:

They always just use the prerecording spam bots on me :(

06:18:43 Oct 17th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

most of the time they do to me too, but every once and a while...

06:21:06 Oct 17th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

Those are usually better....they can't try and trick you lol. But, for these purposes, I'm glad about half of my calls are real ppl. I would have had an interesting conversation a few mins ago, but my parents got the phone since I was lazy........

09:38:27 Oct 17th 07 - Mr. Smuff:

copy their acsents, its the *beep*ing funnyest thing ever.

12:21:51 Oct 17th 07 - Lord Argyle:

I usually ask them personal questions till they hang up.

examples of personal questions:

-So are you single or in a relationship?

-Really? What is the colour of your underwear?

-Do you watch porn? I could give you some good advice...

Or pretend to be commiting a crime like say "excuse me a second" move phone from mouth and then say "shut up *beep*, no one can hear you and no one will save you!" hehe or slap your arm and say "serves you well, don't disturb me when Im on the phone *laugh*"

13:27:37 Oct 17th 07 - Mr. Messiah:

I like the one where you sing the song... Thats scizo enough for my taste =)

13:51:55 Oct 17th 07 - Mr. Ignorentia:

just let them speak, let them do their little speech ... then you ask to repeat that in your native language (because you don't understand english or something), when they actually do that, you just keep interrupting them (with whatever suggestion posted above) and finnaly, you are not interested.

(probably the lea*beep*nny, but it will cost them twice the time to get rejected...)

15:56:50 Oct 17th 07 - Lord Seloc:

Acting paranoid is funny:

"Hello are you interested in our double glazed window 50% off if you buy now!"
"That right isn't double glazing so that when you break my window to kidnaps me you know which ones to break! I'm on to you mister! you and all those other carnys! Well I only killed that clown because he was following me, just like you! I've got to jail but does that stop you NO! you just have to hunt me down yourself don't you, well if another of you jahovawitnesses comes to my door I shoot you! you hear me I'll shoot you!

or my personnal favourite:

"Hello are you interested in our double glazed window 50% off if you buy now!"
"Hello and welcome your live on yodall fm Swedens number one Radio station, can you give us a yodall please?"

18:05:41 Oct 28th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

Do I need to say anymore?

19:20:15 Oct 28th 07 - Mr. Dark Knight:

hahahahahahahahahahah

i was crying after the first 20 seconds hahahahahah

20:53:48 Oct 28th 07 - Lord Seloc:

lol thats great!

21:18:59 Oct 28th 07 - Sir Verll:

SUPERB!

21:53:00 Oct 28th 07 - Mr. Realturka:

awesomest thing I ever watched... thanks sighteart

22:27:32 Oct 28th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

That was freakin' hilarious!!!

01:31:26 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Chimey The Chonga:

Mr. Spud

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10/16/2007 7:23:29 PM

I have some fun ways of messing with telemarketers...but would love to know about some of your ways! Post on!

Start an argument. Example: When they start talking, yell "HEY! ARNT YOU THAT GUY THAT STOLE MY COAT!!! YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK!
Try to sell something to THEM. Thats always funny
Ask them if their mom knows that this is what they do for a living.
Sing "Row row row your boat to them. If the inturupt you, yell at them and tell them that your trying to sing a song for them, then start again. If they sit through the whole thing, say "Hey! Your the first person to listen to me all the way through, then sing it again for them.
Start crying and say that your alone, the power is out and their scaring you.
Tell them to wisper, get them to wisper REALLY quit, them scream into the phone "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

I have one question..... how can the power be out when they are calling you on a PHONE, unless your's is run by fairy powder....

01:46:05 Oct 30th 07 - Mr. Leafblighter:

you've never seen a phone that wasn't a cordless or didn't had caller id on it? just your basic plain phone doesn't need power.

03:27:29 Oct 30th 07 - Mr. Architect:

Sigheart, that was hilarious.

15:10:32 Oct 30th 07 - Lord Carnage:

Lovely one sigheart!! XD Try to sell something to THEM. Thats always funny << I tried that with those guys on the beach, but they kept trying to sell me those damn glasses.... tree dolla!! ok ok two dolla!!!

20:09:52 Oct 30th 07 - Sir Laticus:

here is a modification to spud's #6 . . .

you start talking softer and softer until they have to turn their volume all the way up and then you blast an air horn into the phone.

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