| Movie Quotes |
Hey guys wassup. I need to fill out a questionaire and one of the questions is pick your favorite movie quote. I didn't realize how hard it would be, there are so many great quotes out there. I don't want to use anything from Star Wars or the Terminator because those are used too often, and no Monty Python because I picked them for best comedy =P
Whats everyone's favorite quote. I was down to:
"Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get"
-Forrest Gump
"You can't handle the truth!"
-A Few Good Men
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die"
-Princess Bride
"The name's Bond, James Bond"
-Any Bond film with Sean Connery!
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"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!!!" Clark Gable to Vivian Leigh, Gone With The Wind
"No, I am your father!" Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker, Empire Strikes Back.
"May the Force be with you." Everyone in Star Wars.
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Ahh Gone With the Wind, good movie for quotes.
No Star Wars tho
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Whoops, sorry, didn't see the no Star Wars part.
Maybe:
"I see dead people" Sixth Sense.
"Houston, we have a problem" Apollo 13.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo". Too many movies to tell :P
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John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker. - Die Hard
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I also like Clint Eastwood quotes.
This is what I can remember (but cannot remember the movies):
"Go ahead. Make my day." Dirty Harry?
"Do I feel lucky? Do ya punk?" Some movie.
BTW, a Fi*beep*l of Dollars is an awesome movie with plenty of good quotes.
Godfather movies also have alot of good quotes. I think this is where Marlon Brando quoted: "We will make him an offer he cannot refuse."
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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. "
-Maximus, The Gladiator
"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!"
-Leonidas, 300
"It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business."
-Michael Corleone, The Godfather
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"CAPTAIN, Jack sparrow" - Pirates of the wholonga
"WILLSON!" - Castaway (one L or 2?)
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Wilson* :-p I have a Wilson smileyface volleyball in my room...except someone drew a penor on it's mouth >_> the rogues..
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"Your Mother was a Hampster and your Father smelt of Elderberries!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Another Scene from Monty Pyton:
Arthur: "Now Stand aside worthy adversary."
Black Kinght: "Tis' but a scratch!"
Arthur: "A scratch?! Your arm's off!"
Black Knight: "No it isn't"
Arthur: "What's that then?" *Points to arm on ground*
Black Knight: "I've had worse..."
Arthur: "You Liar!"
Black Knight: "Comon ya pansy!"\
Yet Another, and m favorite...:
"Run Away!" -Monty Python-
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"and no Monty Python because I picked them for best comedy =P"
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"That still only counts as ONE!"
-Gimli to Legolas after he kills the Oliphant in Return of the King
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"Don't worry ma'am. I've got you."
"You've got me!!" Who.. Whose got YOU!"
Superman, the first and still best Superman movie.
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Now I wanna join in too:
"Welcome to the Carribean mate"
-Pirates of the Carribean
"Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a *beep*."
-Cool Hand Luke
"I'm tired of these mutha f*cking snakes on this mutha f*cking plane!"
-Snakes on a Plane
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"Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
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- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is
that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a
drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your
eye."
- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fecking a polar bear!
Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.
- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"We know what you're up to man."
- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!"
- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull."
- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"Dogs fecked the Pope... no fault of mine."
- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Etc, etc...
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Just watch the movie.
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Oh i have a few too..
Two from Boiler room that I love:
They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fu@king smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.
Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fu@king have any.
Here are some others:
40 yr old virgin:
- I'm starvin... let's get some f@ckin french toast!
- I like your sweater. Does it come in a V-neck?
Hot Rod
- Can't do, man. Can't do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you and you've got a mountain for a face
Bad Boys
- You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny d1ck with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the f@ck along.
GoodFellas
- You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f@cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f@ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
and my favorite movie of all time..The Big Lebowski:
- You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These f@cking amateurs...
- Obviously you're not a golfer.
- Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
- She's not my special lady, she's my f@cking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
- When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
- Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh!t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a$$ and pull the *beep*ing trigger 'til it goes "click."
- He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
- Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"
In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns
Leave the gun, take the cannoli
I want someone good, I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of the bathroom with just his *beep* in his hands.
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damn the man! I cannot see it!
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"Why So Serious " Joker from Dark Knight
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Green street hooligans! FFS
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"Matt: So basically, firms are gangs?
Pete: Kind of... but we're a far cry from all that
bloods and crips bull*beep*. I mean, shooting a machine gun out of a
moving car at an 8 year old girl, that's just cowardly. See, we might
be into fighting an all that... But it's more about reputation.
Humiliating another mob in a row, doing something the other firms get
to hear and talk about. Like a Yank in his first fight battering one of
Birmingham's main lads."
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"Matt: Was that a terrorist attack? What happened here?
Shannon: Welcome to match-day madness. Tottenham was in town last night."
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From the movie airplane:
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You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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Rex Kramer:
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different
than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the
spokes.
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Elaine *beep*inson:
There's
no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your
flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a
plane?
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Steve Martin "The Jerk":
"I was born a poor black child" -cracks me up.
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- "Well I'm gonna go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need
this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this."
- [picks up an ashtray]
- "And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't
need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray
and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The
ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I
need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote
control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle
game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And
that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need
this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the
matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the
remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."
- [walking outside]
- "And I don't need one other thing, except my dog."
- [dog growls]
- "I don't need my dog."
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" I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead." Danny glover in Silverado.
"Next!" Rutger Hauer in Fleah and Blood
"Well he shoulda armed himself." Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven.
" Hello. I am Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride
"What's the matter, colonel Sanders? Chicken?" Rick Moranis in Spaceballs
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This City deserves a better class of criminal. Joker The dark Knight
How much do clothes cost in the matrix. Gramas boy
Chips? fish n chips? i had the chicken on the plane. The saint(i think)
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Definately naked gun, police squad or airplane. Watch them and you will never ever need another quote again... but if you do
"Mother f*cking free range chickens, with their mother f*cking brown eggs" The Spirit (as you can guess it was Samuel L. Jackson who said it)
"I don't like egg, on my face!" The Spirit (Samuel again)
Naked Gun 2 1/2
Thats just from the second one, never mind the police squad or the other 2 Naked Guns... or airplane (but some quotes have been said already).
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Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
Naked Gun 33 1/3
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"who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
Trainspotting
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"That still only counts as ONE!"
That is perhaps the best quotes I have ever seen.
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"Bring them to me! Stop holding them off!"
-gimli, at the battle of helm's deep commenting to the elves about the enemy ori-kai
The Happiest Quote in Lord of the Rings:
[Gimli]"I never thought I would die beside an elf."
[legolas]"What about a friend?"
[gimli]"I... I could do that."
"55...56...57...58..."
-Legolas counting his kills
[gimli] "How many kills?"
[legolas] "58."
[gimli] "I am sitting on top of 59."
[legolas shoots the orc under him]"59."
[gimli] "WHAT???"
[legolas] "It was twitching."
[gimli] "Because it had my axe going through his spinal cord!!!"
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shall i describe it for you, or would you like me to find you a box?
Legolas to Gimli at the fight for helms deep
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Is there enough LoTR quotes in here?
;-)
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Surprised no one posted this one yet.....
A Knights Tale: "You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you
have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?
..."
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...my father is addicted to that movie.
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Paul:
Look, it's a school of whales.
Ringo:
They look a little bit old for school.
Paul:
University then.
Ringo:
University of "Wales".
John:
They look like drop-outs to me.
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[opening a door to find King Kong abducting a woman]
George:
Do you think we're interrupting something?
John:
I think so.
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George:
Maybe time's gone on strike.
Ringo:
What for?
George:
Shorter hours.
Ringo:
I don't blame it. Must be very tiring being time, mustn't it?
George, John, Paul:
Why?
Ringo:
Well, it's a twenty-four hour day, isn't it?
John:
You surprise me, Ringo.
Ringo:
Why?
John:
Dealing in abstracts.
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[after Ringo ejects himself from the submarine]
Paul:
Poor Ringo.
George:
Poor lad.
Paul:
Never did no harm to no one.
John:
Hey, lads, now that Ringo's gone, what do we do?
Old Fred:
Learn to sing trios.
Paul:
Naw, let's save the poor devil.
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Ringo:
Hey, would you believe me if I told you I was being followed by a yellow submarine?
Police Officer:
No, no, I would not.
Ringo:
Oh, yeah, didn't think you would. I could've sworn I saw a yellow
submarine. But that's not logic now. Is it? It must've been one of them
"Unidentified Flying Cupcakes". Or a figment of me imagination. But I
don't have an imagination.
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John:
Hey, Jeremy, what do you know about holes?
Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD.:
There are simply no holes in my education.
Paul:
You mean you haven't composed a "hole" book?
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George:
Hey! There's a Cyclops!
Paul:
Can't be. It's got two eyes.
John:
Must be a "bicycle-ops" then.
Ringo:
There's another one.
John:
A whole "'cyclopedia"!
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Ringo:
Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.
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Ringo:
Hey, that's my car, lad.
George:
How do you know it's your car, lad?
Ringo:
I know it anywhere. Red with yellow wheels.
[the car improvements colors]
Ringo:
I mean... blue with orange wheels.
[the car improvements colors again]
George:
It's all in the mind.
Just to name a few.
Yellow Submarine.
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Stupid filter made the last quote different, obviously its a Changis (es)
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"It's so damn hot, milk was a bad choice!" Ron Burgandy Anchorman
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Hey guys wassup. I need to fill out a questionaire and one of the questions is pick your favorite movie quote. I didn't realize how hard it would be, there are so many great quotes out there. I don't want to use anything from Star Wars or the Terminator because those are used too often, and no Monty Python because I picked them for best comedy =P
Whats everyone's favorite quote. I was down to:
"Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get"
-Forrest Gump
"You can't handle the truth!"
-A Few Good Men
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die"
-Princess Bride
"The name's Bond, James Bond"
-Any Bond film with Sean Connery! |
...dam straight!
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