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Hear me, hear me! For I have a important message to give out, in about one month, that's right, ONE month, I will be ehading for the country of strange hats, (hopefully) cheap beer and (hopefully) tasty food. You heard it right, Effie is taking his ass to Poland, to be more exact he will be heading 110km away from Gdansk, in a town caled something like Khaajhgdjsahfgbks. So, so, so, I need to know, what can a person of my great caliber do there? I don't want to know anything about parks or so, I will find those when I'm drunk anyway, no, what I want to know is, where can I find the cheapest beer and the most attracting women around? Where can I find pizza that tastes like swedish pizza? Where can I do illegal stuff without getting caught; treason, prostitution(I will sell, not buy...), buying beer for younglings and so on and so on, you get the picture. Oh dear players of VU, where can a man/boy/fellow/corps do these things? Regards, Effie Beffie Deffie Toothpaste | ||||||||
Can you bring me a set of lederhosen? | ||||||||
the red light disrict! | ||||||||
can I come? =( | ||||||||
*Tiber quietly walks over and jumps into effie's suitcase... | ||||||||
*defensive poos in the suitcase and slams the lid and mails int to timbuck too and buys duke a new suitcase which he climbs into | ||||||||
*Tiber opens up Effie's suitcase. "Why did you poop in Shezmu's suitcase, he isn't going to like that" *Tiber shuts Effie's suitcase. | ||||||||
i didnt i pooed in the suitcase with you init =) | ||||||||
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i agree kassius | ||||||||
i agree with seloc
now who wants a beer? | ||||||||
"the red light disrict!" I'm going to Poland... "can I come? =(" Of course, I already bought your ticket man... ;)
*Decides to go without any packing at all...* "now who wants a beer?" I want one... ... .... ...Better make that three. | ||||||||
there a red light district everywhere you just got to fnd it........ | ||||||||
Effrandor. how can we survive without your Spamming? | ||||||||
there are attractive women in poland?:o | ||||||||
Breadlord posts in an Effie topic? | ||||||||
Just to make this clear.. | ||||||||
/me slaps Echion ... Boy you are on dangerous turf! Efrandor DOESN'T belong to anyone ... except me | ||||||||
Aight, so I'm back, i didnt find Any pizza, in fact we wasnt allowed to leave the hotel at all since there was a risk of getting killed by the polish folks... Also, there was no need to find Any red-light district since i 'found' a girl down there from my hometown, and what a girl:) alot of beer of course, Mielo I drank 10 for you;) waah, I miss VU!! | ||||||||
haha ... you are back? for real? | ||||||||
Glad to hear your back Effie.....long time no speak :P | ||||||||
gratz to losing your virginity! | ||||||||
Naah, still not back... no internet at home... Waah, I hate growing up, getting a job, finding somewhere to live, start drinking coffe... I don't get it how you "pro-adults" do it... cause.. I just don't get it... I wanna be 16 again... But... I guess that won't happen... Mielo, I miss youuuuuuu, here's a chocolate-heart for you. And one for Stormie, one for Venomz, one for... euhm... I'm drunk, here's a chocolate-heart for everyone in Carnage and for everyone in VU.... except for you spammers... spammers are bad people.. ;) Sci, sci, sci... When will you do experiments on me... :) | ||||||||
... sooooooo, can i have a choco heart? | ||||||||
Dork, what about me? i dont get nuttin? geeze after all that time we spent together Spamming the forum. | ||||||||
Ral has cupcakes... | ||||||||
That guy in that alley over there says he has candy... *Septim looks to see Michael Jackson waving to Senturu and shudders | ||||||||
*Ral eats his cupcakes then disides hes still hungry... he then slowley walks twords the strange man with candy!* | ||||||||
*As soon as Ral is in range Michael Jackson rips off his mask, revealing Swifty, the REAL nasty person. Swifty drags Ral into his love shack... | ||||||||
*everybody hears Ral screaming inside the shack!! then he emerges sevrel minuts later saying something about prostate cancer...* | ||||||||
*Septim looks as Swifty AND Michael Jackson capture Ral and bring him to the love shack,... | ||||||||
*Ral comes out five minuts later covered and blood and weilding the master sword... he then charges tword septim screaming my battle roar!!*
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*Ral is grabbed from behind by Michael Jackson Michael: "I cannot be killed, I am the DEVIL!" *Michael Jackson drags Ral back into the love shack, Septim hears Barry White music playing | ||||||||
*everyone hears a big "BBOOOM" then Ral is seen fleeing the scene in a blue limmo and isnt hear form for an uncertain amount of time... then one day he shows up chalanging Micheal Jackson to a duel!! for he has gained the triforce and has the power to repeal evil infused in his sword!!* | ||||||||
*Michael Jackson does the moonwalk and the Triforce flies into him "Wooh wooh!" *Michael Jackson uses the Triforce to super-rape Ral | ||||||||
*Ral slinks away in defeat... then realizes he had an AK-47 the whole time and busts so many caps in Micheal Jacksons ass, he turned black again* | ||||||||
*Septim watches the whole scene "Ral, THIS is the weirdest scene ever..." *Michael Jackson jumps up, grabs Ral, and drags him to the love shack "Ewwwwww..." | ||||||||
*Ral agrees and makes a feature length film about the whole ordeal, staring William Shatner, Will Smith, and Micheal Jackson... then doesnt invite septim to the after party..* | ||||||||
Amsterdam! | ||||||||
shush you! | ||||||||
*Septim punches William Shatner in the face during the after party and steals his clothes and hairpiece. Septim walks into the after party and starts eating... | ||||||||
*uma thurman inevitabally notices right away, and busts out her hanzo sword and cuts off your head.. which is then tied to a pole and used for tether ball for the kids!!** | ||||||||
omg ... I can't believe you guys ... You even spammed effies thread? YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!! | ||||||||
He isn't using it anymore, it's fine... | ||||||||
no it's not fine! it used to be cool around here ... guess you just spoiled everything with your spam! | ||||||||
Out of respect for EFFIE and Senturu I guess I'll stop spammin' here... | ||||||||
go spam on my thread! i like it! | ||||||||
Duke 'Protector of Effie' Mielo... what a guy^^ | ||||||||
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