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Everyone likes to here quotes, so post yer favorites for everyone to enjoy! YAY!
Rules-..... not much... put the actually quote in quotations.... like so, "One turd in the hand is worth two in the toilet"
-Uhhhhh......... say who said it (say anomynous if not known)
This can include your own quotes dat you have said, so get creative. I'll go first........
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on" -Family sayin'
"Don't assume, it just makes an ass out of u and me" -Anomynous
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"Here I sit all tired and dirty, Trying to hide until 3:30" -Portable Toilet Poetry
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"I eat bread."
-The real life Seloc.
I also have a book filled with these things but I'm to lazy to get it.
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A mountain with a wolf on it stands a little bit higher.
-Russian Proverb
Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
-German Proverb
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"you never know what you have untill it's gone, and you never realise how much it annoyed you untill it comes back" - an old friend i used to play runescape with
"man who stand on toilet is high on pot" confucious
"if life gives you lemons, make lemonaide, if life gives you a lemon tree, make a bon fire" - i first heard it from my father
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"Your Momma" -guy in high school not witty enough to make an intelligent response to ribbing
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"Oh for a muse of fire, to ascend the brightest heavens of invention!"
Shakespeare, Henry V, Act I Scene I.
"Drink is the curse of the land, it makes you angry with your neighbour, it makes you shoot at your landlord, and it makes you miss him."
Irish saying.
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"I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I Am." -Dr. Suess
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"When a child asks why is it raining, I think a cute thing to tell them is God is crying. And when they ask why is God crying, I think another cute thing to tell them is probably over something you did." -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
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"I REALLY like pie!"
-Septim
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“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to sell fish and he eats steak.”—Author unknown
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"one for all, all for one"
-the three musketeers :D
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If you're an ant,
and you're walking along
across the top of a cup of pudding,
you probably have no idea
that the only thing between you
and disaster is the strength
of that pudding skin.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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"Pie is really good, I really like meat pies!"
-Septim
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"No idea mentioning the bats I tought, the poor bastard will notice them soon enough." - Raoul Duke
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"I'd so get high with you"
-Spoon
=)
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"If I am two, I am half as sad and twice as happy."-Seloc
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"Imagine when she will wake up lying in her own vomit and realise she's been using it as a pillow!" - Steven
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"When I say frog, you jump. When I say lemming, you throw yourself off a cliff."
-Dakarius, In training his troops.
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Make like a tree and get out of here! -Biff from Back to the Future
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I ate the last piece of pie. -Ygdal
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"Eating pie is illegal. Capital punishment is recommended."
-Erunion Telcontar.
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Well according to Article 327-42(b) of the code of VU law, eating Septim's pie is perfectly legal.
-Boring Law Book that is on your lawyer's wall that is 1 in a set of about 30 that no one ever reads and since that is the case, you won't go checking the accuracy of this quote.
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Mr. Ygdal The Weak
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11/9/2007 5:48:18 PM |
Make like a tree and get out of here! -Biff from Back to the Future
| you mean "Make like a tree and leave?"
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uhh... noo... The quote is from the movie Back to the Future and Biff is so dense he messes it up, hence the humor.
Although explaining it somehow makes it not so funny anymore...
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"Never underestimate human stupidity" :->
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
-President Bill Clinton
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"I think I'm a banana tree" - Freddie Mercury
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A single death is a tragedy, are million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin
The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.
Joseph Stalin
When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.
Joseph Stalin
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a
freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the
whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt
A nation that destroys it's soils destroys itself.
Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh
strength to our people.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
But while they prate of economic laws, men and women
are starving. We must lay hold of the fact that economic laws are not
made by nature. They are made by human beings.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Here is my principle: Taxes shall be levied according to ability to pay. That is the only American principle.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Here is some quotes of awesomeness to revive this thread! XD
First one is for Gawaine
"O wretched man, wretched not just because of what you are, but also because you do not know how wretched you are!"
-Cicero
The higher we are placed, the more humbly we should walk.
-Cicero
The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.
-Cicero
To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a child.
-Cicero
What sweetness is left in life, if you take away friendship? Robbing life of friendship is like robbing the world of the sun. A true friend is more to be esteemed than kinsfolk.
-Cicero
As a rule, men worry more about what they can't see than about what they can.
-Julius Caesar
Cowards die many times before their actual deaths.
-Julius Caesar
If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it.
-Julius Caesar
In war, events of importance are the result of trivial causes.
-Julius Caesar
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
-Julius Caesar
No one is so brave that he is not disturbed by something unexpected.
-Julius Caesar
What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think, we imagine others think also.
-Julius Caesar
Which death is preferably to every other? "The unexpected".
-Julius Caesar
Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.
-Augustus
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
-Marcus Aurelius
A handful of men, inured to war, proceed to certain victory, while on the contrary, numerous armies of raw and undisciplined troops are but multitudes of men dragged to the slaughter.
-Vegetius
In time of peace prepare for war.
-Vegetius
Valor is superior to number.
-Vegetius
We find that the Romans owed the conquest of the world to no other cause than continual military training, exact observance of discipline in their camps, and unwearied cultivation of the other arts of war.
-Vegetius
Age carries all things away, even the mind.
-Virgil
But meanwhile time flies; it flies never to be regained.
-Virgil
Cease to think that the decrees of the gods can be changed by prayers.
-Virgil
Even virtue is fairer when it appears in a beautiful person.
-Virgil
Happy is he who can trace effects to their causes.
-Virgil
I am dying with the help of too many physicians.
-Alexander the Great
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.
-Alexander the Great
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"The goal is not to die for your country, but to make the other sorry bastard die for his" -Unknown
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"Mess with the best, die like the rest."
-Gawiane
"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die."
-Linkin Park
"In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons."
-Julius Caesar
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Mr. Senturu
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"The goal is not to die for your country, but to make the other sorry bastard die for his" -Unknown |
General Patton.
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Mr. Gawaine
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13:40:41 Jul 17th 09 |
"Mess with the best, die like the rest."
-Gawiane
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This is from the Green Berets if I am not mistaken. Or at the very least, it is from a military force.
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'everybodies heard about the bird'
Peter Griffin
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Mr. Gawaine
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23:40:41 Jul 16th 09 |
"Mess with the best, die like the rest."
-Gawiane
"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die."
-Linkin Park
"In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons."
-Julius Caesar
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"In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons."
-Julius Caesar
Alright, you do realize that it was Herodotus that made that quote, not Julius Caesar, right?
"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die."
-Linkin Park
That quote is actually from Jean-Paul Sartre, made back in 1951.
"Mess with the best, die like the rest."
-Gawiane
That quote is from a long time ago...and the Marines put it on T-Shirts...that isn't yours...
I suggest that you actually look up your quotes before using them.
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Ya, Gawaine, that quote is in Twisted metal 4 if it wasn't used before that...
I would like to say so many things about you that would get me banned.
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"........."
~Gordon Freeman
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'I know what you're thinking, did I fire six shots or five, do you feel lucky punk, well do ya?'
Harry Callaghan - Dirty Harry
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"*beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep*
*beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep*
*beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep*"
Penguin - Playing in vu
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@ Seloc
Fail at the biff thing.
I really cba reading all of them...stupid serious quotes taking up too much room.
Pengs is probably the best I've seen though.
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"The weirdest people you know are the people you know best"
- (I thought of it on my own, but I'm not sure if anyone has said it)
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Did I ask for your opinion? If I wanted the opinion of a mindless uptight jackass with an ego so big it could put Ford to shame, I'll ask. But until then, gtfo.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
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Just to continue with a few quotes from the funniest man who ever lived. Thank you fish pants II, whoever you are, for starting it,
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
-Douglas Adams
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglas Adams
"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."
-Douglas Adams
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams
"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."
-Douglas Adams
"Watch?? I'm gonna pray, man! Know any good religions?"
-Zaphod Beeblebrox (Douglas Adams)
"Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose."
-Douglas Adams
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."
-Douglas Adams
"One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them: It is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job. Another problem with governing people is people."
-Douglas Adams
"To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem."
-Douglas Adams
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
(That is where my name came from :D)
"See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that."
-Douglas Adams
"There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
-Douglas Adams
"It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the product of a deranged imagination."
-Douglas Adams
"It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end."
-Douglas Adams
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"
-Douglas Adams
"What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer."
-Douglas Adams
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"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
Oh JESUS! Ford is turning into Peng, or a Peng-a-like?
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Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.
-Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love (Robert A. Heinlein)
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
-W.C. Fields
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