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Why not talk about all kind of paper instead? Papers beat rocks. :)

Paper cuts hurt!

Stone cuts urr..

ITS OVER 9000!

There are 3 types of rock;

1. Igneous Rocks
2. Sedimentary Rocks
3. Metamorphic Rocks

Getting hit in the head with a rock hurts!

Getting hit in the head with a piece of paper....erhm....?

Why not Kid Rock, or Chris Rock. Or maybe Rocky?

It will not!  You don't get cut by paper when getting hit with it, you get cut by its edges when you're not being careful.  You're more likely to get a cut on the head with the rock than with the paper!  The rock might not knock you out, either, but even if it does, you're going to have a MAJOR headache when you wake up.

Getting hit in the head with a rock - OWW!

Getting hit in the head with scissors - Dead...

Getting hit in the head with paper - Uhhh...

In th end, paper FAIL.

Opinions?

Oh BTW, that top quote was from Osi.

Chuck Norris < All forms of Rock.... except maybe the rocking chair, I'm sure his round house kick could kill the old lady.

Yeah Sean Connery agrees so much he dedicated a film to Chuck Norris getting raped by rocks.