| Seloc vs Seloc |
Due to being bored I started talking to myself a couple of hours later I have an IRC channel dedicated towards it, due to encourage ment I shall post some of my convesations here unforunatly the oringinal ones were lost.....
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<Seloc> *cough**cough*
<Seloc> *clears throught
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<Seloc> shh!
<Seloc> what?
<Seloc> shhhhh!!!
<Bezza> ?
<Seloc> what why!
<Seloc> SSHHHHH!!!!
<Seloc> what!!!!!
<Seloc> SHHHHHHH!!!
<Seloc> WHAT!
<Seloc> Look shhh there someone here!
<Seloc> o right
<Seloc> soooo
<Seloc> sooo maybe......you no what i had the sudden urg to talk about onions
<Seloc> what!?!
<Seloc> Onions you know the round white things
<Seloc> whay!?!?
<Seloc> sudden urg
<Seloc> you and your urges
<Seloc> what that mean!
<Seloc> that means you are completely random
<Bezza> lmao!
<Seloc> Are you starting?
<Seloc> you what?
<Seloc> ppicking a fight!
<Seloc> and why would i pick a fight with you?
* Seloc slaps Seloc
<Seloc> OI!#
<Seloc> what was that for
<Seloc> well you started it
<Seloc> all i said wass that I wanted to talk about onions
<Seloc> fine then lets talk about onions
<Seloc> ok then ..........why are they white?
<Seloc> *sigh* dont you know anything there white because f the snow that lands on them when they grow thats why there only grown in tropical places like antarica
<Seloc> ok right so how the snow make them white
<Seloc> well what happens is the snow hold these tiny cells call omacrones and they drill throught the onion
<Seloc> and....
<Seloc> then they attack and take over the colour omacrones and force them to fligh a white flag of peace therefore the onion is white
<Seloc> you what?
<Seloc> Na im just messing with ya
<Seloc> ?!!?!
<Seloc> there actually white because there grown under ground
<Seloc> o sure just like moles?
<Seloc> since when were moles white?
<Seloc> well you said the onions were white because they weere grown underground so a mole must be white...
<Seloc> ....moles are black
<Seloc> so why arn't onions black
<Seloc> and why do they make you cry
<Seloc> ahh thats easy when you peel them the omacrones die and because you kill some many you start to cry
<Seloc> thats aweful!
<Seloc> ....*beep*
<Seloc> ?
<Seloc> didn't i already tell you i was having you on about the omacrones....
<Seloc> what argh stop that!
<Seloc> no
* Seloc slaps Seloc
<Seloc> OI!
* Seloc slaps Seloc
* Seloc slaps seloc again
* Seloc slaps Seloc with a glove
* Seloc slaps Seloc with a fish
* Seloc slaps Seloc with a bigger fish
* Seloc kills Seloc
<Seloc> NOW THAT A BIT UNCALLED FOR!
<Seloc> what?
<Seloc> killing me!
<Seloc> No you killed me
<Bezza> ZOMBIE!
<Seloc> what
<Seloc> you killed me
<Seloc> no you killed me
<Seloc> look it says * Seloc kills Seloc
<Seloc> yeh see you killed me
* Seloc kills Seloc again
<Seloc> just die alright!
<Seloc> NO!
<Seloc> YES!
<Seloc> NO!
<Seloc> YES!
<Seloc> NO!YES!
<Seloc> yES NO!
<Seloc> NO!
<Seloc> YES!
<Seloc> Maybe i dont want to
<Seloc> so your going to
<Seloc> wait how did talking aboput an onion lead us to killing each other
<Seloc> I dont know let never fight again
* Seloc hugs Seloc
* Seloc hugs Seloc back
<Seloc> THY ENd unless you have another topic onions were harder than i thought.
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<Bezza> i got one from karac
<Bezza> to spam or not to spam that is the question
<Seloc> o no I can try it
<Seloc> know
<Seloc> right ok
<Seloc>
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<Seloc> Hello again Seloc
<Seloc> Hi Seloc
<Seloc> O i've had another of those urges
<Seloc> o no....
<Seloc> how about to spam or not to spam that is the question
<Seloc> well thats obvious
<Seloc> what?
<Seloc> NOT!
<Seloc> what how boring spamming rulez
<Seloc> WHAT!
<Seloc> SPAMMING RULEZ
<Seloc> how can you say that? spamming is the root of all evil
<Seloc> how?
<Seloc> well its annoying
<Seloc> yeh but so are DIY shops
<Seloc> ?
<Seloc> well they make your have to go all the way to one side of the shop for wood products the other for nails and by the time you get to the till you have 3 dog leases in your trollly
<Seloc> you what?
<Seloc> haven't you ever noticed that
<Seloc> well no
<Seloc> how strange
<Seloc> stranger to notice it more like
<Seloc> wheest!
<Seloc> what?
<Seloc> we've gone of the topic
<Seloc> What topic?
<Seloc> the spam thing
<Seloc> ok
<Seloc> spam spam spam spam
<Seloc> you what stop that
<Seloc> spam spam spam
<Seloc> argh your so annoying
<Seloc> me your annoying enbarce spam
<Seloc> what are you on about
<Seloc> embrace it Seloc come to the spam side
<Seloc> do you know how stupid you sound
<Seloc> well yeh im sure they do to
* Seloc points to the girls watch Seloc strangly
<Seloc> Argh! how dare you make me look bad infront of girls
* Seloc slaps Seloc
* Seloc slaps Seloc
* Seloc slaps Seloc "SPAMING IS BAD!"
* Seloc slaps Seloc "IS GOOD!"
<Seloc> bad bad bad!
<Seloc> baby!
<Seloc> your the baby spamming because your bored grow up!
<Seloc> spamming is just like talking to people
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<Seloc> thats because you dont talk to people you wouldn't know what that is
<Seloc> Yes i do!
<Seloc> no you dont when was the last time you talked to someone
<Seloc> it was.....
<Seloc> SEE!
<Bezza> o.O
<Seloc> yeh but you dont exactly talk to people
<Seloc> what that surposed to mean
<Seloc> well when was the last time you talked to someone
<Seloc> well.....
<Seloc> SEE!
<Seloc> still spamming is bad and the lowest form of intelligence
<Seloc> No spamming is good the lowest form of intelligence is sarcasm
<Seloc> no its not ,sarcasticly.
<Seloc> had you *beep*
<Seloc> ha*
<Seloc> dont call me an *beep*, *beep*!
<Seloc> I call you what ever i want
* Seloc slaps Seloc
* Seloc kills Seloc strait away
<Seloc> OI!
<Seloc> not again DIE!
<Seloc> read my lips no!
<Seloc> well i think i exasthed this topic nned something else
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Of course my oringinal 2 were best. Descusing in depth issues such as the weather, and evil goats.
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alright you are officially crazy....
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he has split personalitys
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The first one starts out great!
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OMG septim hasnt posted yet!
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Wow, sorry guys! Errr...spam spam spam!
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I am at my dad's house, so I cannot log in as often as usual....spam spam spam...
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that is no exsuse septim!!! j/k
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No it is not, a true spammer can get on a computer no matter what...
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Seloc's not crazy, he's just,.........cool,...in a way...
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its ppl like seloc who make this world a better place!
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its ppl like Septim who make this world a spammy place!
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how did you spam that? wow your good at this!
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Seloc.... wtf?! lol
Spoon is right!!
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;)
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wow, i even went to IRC just to see this for myself, too bad seloc wasnt on.
and, its true, any true VUer can find a comp anywhere! i went on a twenty hour road trip, and have logged on everyday! right now, i snuck into a hotel lobby and got on their computer! HAHAHA! VU addiction!
the lowest i have gone was to hide out in the alley behind a free wi-fi place and bust out the lap top to check armies real quick :)
so, seloc, u better not let me down again!
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you had to hide to use free wifi 0.o
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I'm normally on IRC 4pm+ GMT
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omg, that just confused me...
once, i was climbing Everest..... had to stop on one of them icey steps and used the internet on my mobile phone just to check my scouts had moved!
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hmm, ive tried IRC b4, but then i got all confused.. so i stopped...
any suggestions?
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<Seloc> Hi Seloc
<Seloc> hello Seloc
<Seloc> by geaorge did you see that duck the other day?
* Septim 's great uncle, Lucias Septim, walks in
<Seloc> what duck?
*** Septim is now known as Lucias
<Seloc> you know the duck by the pond
<Lucias> what duck?
<Lucias> you know the duck by the pond
<Seloc> o the pond duck
<Lucias> o the pond duck
<Seloc> you should of said that
* Lucias is crazy
<Seloc> i did
<Lucias> you should of said that
<Lucias> I did
<Seloc> the duck well apartent its cheating on its misses
<Lucias> the duck well apartent its cheating on its misses
<Seloc> really adultery or whatever ducks call it
<Seloc> quack!
<Seloc> quack?
<Lucias> really adultery or whatever ducks call it
<Seloc> yes thats what ducks call it
<Lucias> quack!
<Lucias> quack?
<Lucias> yes thats what ducks call it
<Seloc> .....why do i even bother
<Lucias> ...why do I even bother
<Seloc> I dont know perhaps because we are two sides of the same coin
<Lucias> I don'
<Seloc> unless its rigged
<Seloc> .....
<Seloc> you know with two heads
<Lucias> I don't know perhaps because we are two sides of the same coin
<Lucias> unless it's rigged
<Lucias> you know with the two headsa
<Seloc> but I dont have two head do I
<Lucias> :d
<Seloc> yeh but you dont have a tail either
* Lucias is clubbed over the head by an angry person
*** Lucias is now known as Septim
<Seloc> well I guess so
<Seloc> and I know so
<Seloc> ....
<Seloc> ....
<Seloc> did you know ducks can hold there breath?
<Seloc> ....no
<Seloc> well tthey can
<Seloc> well thats a piece of information that will be of great use to me in further life
<Seloc> are you being sarcastic
<Seloc> no......
<Seloc> you are
<Seloc> of course i am
<Seloc> argh!
* Seloc slps Seloc
* Seloc slaps Seloc
* Seloc slaps Seloc again
* Seloc insults Seloc cunningly then slaps him
* Seloc resonds by spamming Seloc
<Seloc> argh to much spam....
<Seloc> how do you like me now smart guy
* Seloc outsmarts Seloc
<Seloc> OI you cant do that
<Seloc> I just did
* Seloc kills Seloc
* Seloc responds likewise
* Seloc throws a duck at Seloc
<Seloc> QUACK!
<Seloc> lol
<Seloc> lol
<Seloc> anyway ducks cant hold there breaths
<Seloc> they can
<Seloc> why would a duck need to hold there breath there birds
<Seloc> yeh but there water birds
<Seloc> what?
<Seloc> water birds
<Seloc> as in they dont have feathers
<Seloc> yes they do have feathers
<Seloc> so there not water birds then
<Seloc> they are they swim
<Seloc> swim with feather you sure your not thinking about a fish
<Seloc> birds can swim too
<Seloc> yes and antelopes can fly
<Seloc> no really birds swim
<Seloc> name one!
<Seloc> duck
<Seloc> ok then name two!
<Seloc> duck pengiun
<Seloc> ....
<Seloc> ha outsmarted again
<Seloc> well next time you see a duck in an aquarium you can say that but for now ducks cant swim
<Seloc> .....
thats it apart from this comment that made me spit my drink out all over my keyboard so now I have a sticky keyboard.
<Seloc> wasn't as good as my other ones was it?
<Sensored not Septim> o.O put it in the forums
<Sensored not Septim> i went quackers
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Whoever is wondering why Seloc is split in half on the stick threads...
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O no's not this again ; )
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lol revive man this was funny
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It wouldn't work anymore.....
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Nope, seeing as Seloc isn't on IRC anymore, Seloc, get your crazy butt back on there! I won't send my crazy uncle Lucias! :-D
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....you guys need to get outside more.....or at least try doing stuff while drunk XD
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Seloc
check out mine on the hangaround...
Uther vs. Uther
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