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Somewhere over the Rainbow | ||||
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Some days i dream of a world, where every city i take over i don't have to spend hours calculating the correct number of homes/production (hrs, cuz i blow at math and so does my calculator). A world where farms are not thirty miles from sources of irrigation, a place where miners truly dig for gold and not dig a tunnel to a mountain where they can then mine for gold. A world where after my 20k AM's kill off their 50k Level 1 army, i can capture a city were the peasants don't greet me with fruitcakes and wreaths, pezzie fathers aren't asking me to marry their daughter (or at least inpregnant them), pezzie wifes aren't asking to divorce their husbands and become my concubines, young men aren't eager to join my army and fight for the winning side. A place where the morel of the city is actually lower when i take it, than before i do. | ||||
/me donates a slice of senturu's head | ||||
/me dances at the end of the rainbow... | ||||
If it werent for rainbows, leprechauns wouldn't exist...and without leprechauns, Ireland wouldn't have tourists, which would lead to pain and suffering. | ||||
Yeah we Irish really are dependent on the leprechaun gold to survive *micky will ye stop leppin on that table* sorry my pet leprechaun, he gives us gold in exchange for beer *drink pure irish guinness, it's good for you!* mummers to himself / thats right america drink guinness and improve our economy so we can build up our mil and attack,you fools don't know that our spies in america are watching you now and relaying the info to me as we speak. mhohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...... | ||||
i bet you all build rainbows. | ||||
I don't want to brag or anything, but currently Im on top ten most powerful rulers (or yes I do brag), to reach it, one must have at least 5 rainbow colonies, this is the truth and if Im lying Im not going to have sex for 40 days and 40 nights. | ||||
Your Lordship, you will need a good team around you and a pretty safe place to start with. And I believe someone (looks at Spoon and Senturu) will start asking about the whereabouts of your girlfriend soon. | ||||
But beer would still exist, so everything would still be ok. ;-) | ||||
hey who gave you part of my head | ||||
yeah we are cool | ||||
hilarious but not helpful. anyway build mines with a ratio of 1 house every 5 mines. lotta money. | ||||
THANKS SONICA | ||||
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