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Sick and tired of:
"You suck!"
"You suck more!"
"You double suck more!"???
Want to flame creatively??
Come one, come all to Erunion's flaming clinic. Tell me the situation, and I (or one of our other resident flame-masters) will give you the flame. Creativity is our middle name.
Current flamemasters:
Erunion Telcontar, (Great creativity, fancy use of language. Not as funny as some others, flames tend to be honest and brutal.)
As you can probably tell, I want more resident flamemasters! I am not nearly good enough to run the whole operation by myself.
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*walks in*
"Wait, what? I thought this was a mental clinic! Gary needs it!!!"
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Well there this prick that manages to *beep* every thread, with useless nonsence, and its like any of its funny it's just a waste of space. What worse is that his name sucks, sounds like some ripe of of some real small planet somewhere, and he doesn't stop going on about his imaginary friend!!!!
Flame master can you help me be creative, I need an original flame that bound to get a giggle from others and a priceless expression of the flamed's face!
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Gary: Hmm, I see what you mean.
Plato (a Greek Scholar, duh, Seloc): Be quiet you! He mention you too!
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*walks in.*
ET, I'd like to apply for position of flame master. PM me for my normal name and my resume will speak for itself.
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Hmmm....
Well, don't be too hard on him. It is clear that he is insane, and therefore is highly volatile. Who but a madman would believe himself to be an ancient greek philosopher, let alone want to be one! It is clear that this madman has a severe and damaging complex that could lead to severe problems for him.
That enough material to get you started???
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*walks in on his medication*
"Salutations, my name is Plato."
BTW, I just chose that name because I wanted to act like a nerd ... which I already do, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Current flamemasters:
Erunion Telcontar;
Great creativity, fancy use of language. Not as funny as some others, flames tend to be honest and brutal.
Shinigami;
Logical, bitter, sarcastic flames are my specialty but I do mix in some humor as I can.
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And Mr. Plato, how may we belittle you more than you're already doing to yourself by using way too many exclamation points?
You pick the name of one of the greatest of Greek philosophers and a highly intelligent man so you can pretend to be a 'nerd' and then use bad grammar? Good grief man! At least we still know Plato's name many thousands of years later, whereas you'll find yourself doomed to obscurity.
That is all, hope that was educational to some people... ;-)
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Does it matter, frankly? Dang...
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Yes, it does.
To ultra-elitist, cranky ol' bastards like myself.
Carry on, so that I may flame you again. :-D
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I want to flame Elements, yet I lack the time and effort to make a intelligent flame :(
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Yes thank you flame masters that should do quite nicely.
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Don't worry Might, it's OK. When flaming someone and not wanting to
sound like a total "*beep*" about it, then sometimes it's great to reach
down into your past and pull out: the ACT (or SAT if you went that
route.)
Remember all those big words that they tested you on that you doubt
you'll ever use again? Well guess what, it makes GREAT flame fodder.
Let's use for instance the word, if you can call it that, 'pwned'.
Clearly, if you look all over the Webster's Dictionary, you'll never
find this word in its hallowed pages. So the sentence:
"Dude, I totally pwned ur azz (or pwnz0red, depending on the depths of *beep*ishness this person's decended to)"
Isn't an intelligent flame. However, let's add in some bigger words for effect.
"Hey man, I totally dominated your posterior!"
Now then, you come off not only sounding intelligent, but you may come
off having a thing for s&M and some folks go for that kind of
thing. Try it out, or if you need more feedback, let me see some of the
stuff this guy posts and I'll make it a little more 'personalized'.
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Never done ANY of those :P
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I want to flame Hanky, I just cant post it as hes too cool, can you give me a flame that will make people giggle but not offend him to much?
And I want to flame Thunder to the ground, make him shut up and look like a total nob to be honest
I need help ='[
I hope you can Flamemasters!
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Hanky has clearly a case of Gendoral confusion. Not only does he subconsciously desire a... Operation, he has an obsession with pointless and useless lewdness, to the point of overbearing extravagance. That should be some fuel to get you started.
Now, the rules of a good flame; (Fellow Flamemasters, feel free to expand this.)
- Never, ever, ever use newbspeak or chatspeak. These completely and utterly spoil your effect.
- Whenever possible use little-known or used words. (Such as the example previously provided by my fellow flamemaster.)
- If you don't know enough of these, buy yourself a thesaurus and look the words you want to fancify up. (No, I have never used one, and no, a Thesaurus isn't a dinosaur.)
- Whenever feasible use the prior actions and words of your opponent against them.
- Use correct grammar and spelling at all times.
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NOw, thanks
But now I want to OWN Thunder ^-^
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Well, I can't flame someone I don't know. Who is thunder, what are his traits and peculiarities.
Just from his name, it is quite clear that he has Attention Deficit Disorder. He wants to be noticed, to grab peoples attention. He wants to make a noise in this world, and right now is the herald of things much greater, or so he thinks.
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A good flame is like a work of art. The more details that you can put into it about that person, the more 'effective' that it'll be. Also, if it has humor for casual forum passer-bys it'll ju*beep*rther ridicule the flamee in question.
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Aye, humor is not necessary, but a witty flame will earn you allies. Otherwise you'll have other people supporting the person you want to have flamed, and you can't have that!
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Thunder - Carnage player
Piece of his work -
Mr. Thunder
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4/2/2008 12:25:48 PM |
@Penor ... Now that's funny... :-)
@ Shy Guy ... I missed a comma...whoa...funny how others knew what I meant or perhaps most people refer to themselves as OUR, (maybe it is my multiple personalities eh?) so Yes, you are still an illiterate, racist, imbecille, thanks for proving my point...
Oh and as for your real life experience, about being the cute little "Pig in a Blanket" that you are, Shy Guy... maybe you should go look up croissant??? See I know what a sausage roll is, I just think calling yourself a sausage roll is as dumb as calling yourself Shy Guy...
The funny thing with you, is that every time you open you mouth you just look sillier and sillier...have you ever thought of a carreer in the circus? I mean you can have all the kolache you want...thrown right in you face. You can pretend that it is a game of "Real Life VU" and get paid for it too...I mean if you going to sound so hilarious you might as well wear the make up and get out of a car with 87 other shy guys...just no black ones, you racist rube...
@ Justanius "That's mighty white of you"...please don't tell me you are one of his Klan brothers? Perhaps if you played Shy Guy in chess you'd understand more...of course you'd have to move second...
@Lewatha Funny how I have do the explaining when you walk in pretending your word is law...fine, I'll walk you down memory lane...
1. Abydos was at a stalemate with Carnage, we both had hordes on each others doorsteps...
2. Red Hand continuously attacked...a war which they started by hitting and betraying our so called friends...the Falcons... so yes we attacked RH...Who offered btw to join with us and attack your unprotected backside thereby betraying you I might add... We had too much honor for that and exposed Karnac for what he was...We then continued to wreck Havoc upon Red Hand, ALL WHILE HOLDING ABYDOS AT BAY...
3. That alone was pretty good, but now you toss in Jesters who where your "buffer: between the Red Hand / Carnage front and yourself... They continued sending numerous armies right up the center at us forcing us to deal with them too, as the center area is where Aby & Carnage was having that standoff over to the right...
So taking down Red Hand, Fighting off Jester and Holding Aby to a standstill was a pretty good era indeed...
As I said you don't know what you are talking about...You can re-post my post as many times as you want, it doesn'rt make you right...
Feel free to twist my interpretation of the era as much as you want, then go back and read your own twisted variation only to learn what I said before any of this...CARNAGE DID WELL
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http://visual-utopia.com/forum.asp?forum=4&topicID=56478&replyes=42
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Help me Flame Masters!
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Well, before I start burning a bunch of brain cells to write up a flame for this guy, let's take a look at a few other posts in this thread, hmm?
Oh and as for your real life experience, about being the cute
little "Pig in a Blanket" that you are, Shy Guy... maybe you should go
look up croissant??? See I know what a sausage roll is, I just think
calling yourself a sausage roll is as dumb as calling yourself Shy
Guy...
This is coming from the guy called 'Thunder'
Go play poke'mon somewhere else
Or if you ment Thunder and Lightning, yoyu could have al least picked Lightning, its so much better
I dont know why you even commented on that in the first place, your just an up-tight guy who thinks hes a now it all
If you really knew half the things you think you do, youd be a genious..
Go crawl up your own *beep*And let's not forget.. Thunder smeels like horse minour
Oi. Much work needs to be done here. Let me preach on it! First thing's first, the thing that really, really, really want to slap some flaming sense into you was your small quote, "Thunder smeels like horse minour." Now, personal hygene aside, let's take a look at a few flaws here: 1. Your spelling is atrocious! Come on!? How could you botch spelling 'smells'? I was willing to give you 'manure' but still.... 2. Your flame comes straight out of grade school. No wit, no class, pure junk. 3. If you were seriously dead-set on using that sentence, then you could've at least made your post visibly appealing, like so: Thunder smells like horse manure!  Graphics can make or break your flame, I'll post more about that later. Let's see what else can I dig up here... You had a good thing going with your 'pokemon' bit, however you didn't really go for the kill. I submit this to you: Go play pokemon somewhere else, like a Jamaican prison. (Think about it, and it'll be funny.) If you're going to go with a flame and can do it in one sentence, go all out. When posting, let's not forget your friends: Spelling, Capitalization and Grammar. If you fail to bring these guys alongside you in your flaming spree, you're giving the other guy more ammo to flame you back, and folks won't take you too seriously. If you want practice, look over this sentence that you typed out and then get back to me: I dont know why you even commented on that in the first place, your just an up-tight guy who thinks hes a now it all (Don't go overboard on your dashes, uptight would've worked in this situation.) ET, your insight?
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Ugh, never post a flame like that....
Hmm... You've covered most of the bases Shinigami, now I'll take a swing at giving you a flame base to flame him with. (Expand upon what I give you, of course...)
Thunder, really, are you, or are you not an uptight archaic donkey? You claim that Lew shouldn't say that her word is law, then go around and say that your word is law! Go hypocrisy! The whole say one thing and do another rocks doesn't it thunder?
Now, on the subject of names. You can have something to say against "Shy Guy" and "Sausage Roll" yet wantonly flaunt your own horrible and uncreative name throughout the whole of VU? Not only is your own name incredibly name, it feels incomplete... Like thunder without a flash... Now this could say a lot about the current state of your phsyche. Do you want a psychiatrist? I'm sure I could find a good one for you...
Work with some of that, or all of it. It should provide a good base for your flames for a little while.
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Dang, Shinigami, Telconar, help me flame him, despite he's your employye...
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Oh, I'm all game for this. ET, please flame me for him, especially since that sentence took way too much of my precious time to translate into understandable English.
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Dang - SLANG - meaning exasperation or tiredness of something
Not exactly that hard to understand...
... - means continuing or a state of confusion or no idea on what to say
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Dang, Shinigami, Telconar, help me flame him, despite he's your employye...
Oi. English 101.
Dang Shingami. Telconar, (please) help me flame him, despite the fact that he's your employee.
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Apparently so because you keep coming back here like an abused wife to a drunken, wife-beater husband...
;-)
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Sir Erunion Telcontar
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4/1/2008 4:42:58 PM |
Sick and tired of:
"You suck!"
"You suck more!"
"You double suck more!"???
Want to flame creatively??
Come one, come all to Erunion's flaming clinic. Tell me the situation, and I (or one of our other resident flame-masters) will give you the flame. Creativity is our middle name.
Current flamemasters:
Erunion Telcontar, (Great creativity, fancy use of language. Not as funny as some others, flames tend to be honest and brutal.)
As you can probably tell, I want more resident flamemasters! I am not nearly good enough to run the whole operation by myself.
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*Septim walks in.
"I'll help you out if you want..."
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Plato, how can I flame my fellow flamemaster for you if you don't even spell my name right! It's Telcontar not Telconar...
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Just in case he was offended, I didn't mean any intentional slight to my fellow flamemaster, I simply took the spelling from Plato's post.
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"Sir Telcontar, I will help you...flame people, but first I must get in the groove of flaming things again...wooh, havn't done this in a while...lets see, who to flame...ah! Yes! Plato, your sp@m is so bad, it makes my cr@p look good to eat, I mean, seriously, my sp@m is like a nice, fresh sandwich, yours is made out of rancid lunchmeat found in the ice-chest and the loaf of bread that fell behind the toaster oven and was forgotten about for two months. Now why don't you march your philosophical @rse back home and read up on some decent sp@mming, please, for all of us."
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Can I get a list of useful flaming language/words?
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Wow. Septim, I'm impressed. I'd rather read your flaming than your sp@m. :-)
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*Claps*
Well done Septim! You are an excellent Flaming Acolyte, but I'll have to see some more from you to upgrade you to Flamemaster...
Seloc, a thesaurus. Study it. This will help you.
Over than that, Shin, could you get a list of a few of the useful ones?
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*Septim bows.
"Thank you..."
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Mr. Thunder
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4/4/2008 1:26:10 AM |
@ Squidward... Could you say it one more time? If I heard you right you liked playing fantasy games where you get to be retarded??? So you like drooling and peeing all over yourself??? And you get to wear a helmet??? Hey wait this sounds like fun, can I play too??? We could be room mates and share a straight jacket...oh the fun we could have, and there could be bunnies...oh please let there be bunnies...
@ Sausage Roll...lol I don't even have to make fun of you name...it is hilarious as it stands...you truly are a dweeb...lol and wait, this gets better...lol you are going to introduce me to your psychiatrist??? Bwahhahahahhaaaa... No wait, don't tell me...is it Dr. Ham & Cheese? Hahhahahaaaa....
Oh yeah...I had to do big boy stuff today, you know...little things like work, and then bring my son to baseball to watch him kick butt and get the win... But don't worry, lol....maybe one day you'll meet an english muffin, and have a little side of bacon of your own...hahhahahhahaaaa.....Your almost as hilarious as Shy Guy is...
Did you really think you owned me??? Heck if you want to own someone, go hang with your pal Shy Guy, I bet he can help you with that one... :-P
@ soccer... awww...let him post, it is fun watching make an ass of himself...It is kind of like Shrek..but with breakfast meat...hahhaaa...
@Dolfyn the escaped canned tuna refugee...Did that post have some sort of post, or did your fish there eat it on you??? Btw...you are great with a little mayo and a side of chips...
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Help me ='[
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Alas, such a fool cannot see clear ownage when it bites him on the nose... Maybe he has bad vision?
Shin, you want to take a whack at him?
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Nah. The dreaded 'forum troll' is a natural bane to forum life in general. Unlike your typical forum user, this poor creature lives to be flamed. Think of it like someone that's in BDSM, they're a glutton for punishment and does things that further eggs you on so he can get more.
The wise flamer knows how and when to use his flaming abilities. Sometimes it is better to withhold the thing he/she craves instead of 'feeding' him/her with it.
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Mr. Thunder, hmmmm...any relation to Doctor Thunder. Oh wait, he is the father that abused and beat you as a child, and as a result you now get on the computer and bash random people just because they want to spread the joy of laughter through funny and creative names...I'm right aren't I?
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Prince Gorris Septim
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4/4/2008 1:02:59 AM "Sir
Telcontar, I will help you...flame people, but first I must get in the
groove of flaming things again...wooh, havn't done this in a
while...lets see, who to flame...ah! Yes! Plato, your sp@m is so bad, it makes my cr@p look good to eat, I mean, seriously, my sp@m
is like a nice, fresh sandwich, yours is made out of rancid lunchmeat
found in the ice-chest and the loaf of bread that fell behind the
toaster oven and was forgotten about for two months. Now why don't you
march your philosophical @rse back home and read up on some decent sp@mming, please, for all of us."
Not really impressed actually ... but then again, I prefer a flaming one above a spamming one
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I will become a master flamer....
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Might, you must have talents in flaming to become a Flamemaster. I myself barely qualify... I fear you have not the skills necessary.
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I think you all should flame Plato and whoever does a good enough job.....gets the title of Flamemaster.....buuuuut thats just my opinion as an Anti-Platonist
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